A/N: I'm sooo on a POTC roll here! I'll try to continue making the most of it, guys. Oh and thank ya'll so much for all the reviews and support! There would be no story with out you guys.
Disclaimer: POTC doesn't belong to me…so sad.
Chapter 6
(Once again, the audience cheers wildly as Angel's Star walks out onto the stage and sits down)
Angel's Star: I'm baaaack! And there's a new intro thing for me. Anyway, I don't have any special surprises this week, so why don't we go ahead and get Jack, Will, and Elizabeth out here?
(The three walk out and the audience goes crazy)
Angel's Star: Welcome back again, guys!
Jack: Ye haven't got another "surprise" for me, do ye?
Angel's Star: Nope! Not this time.
(Jack sighs with relief)
Angel's Star: Will, why do you look so nervous? You can't be too nervous about coming out here after all these shows so far.
Will: I'm keeping on guard for any crazy fan girls.
Angel's Star: Oh. You don't have to worry. After the last show with Jack and his crazy fan girls, we increased security.
(Will also sighs with relief)
Angel's Star: Well, after we all get done sighing up here, we can get started with the questions. (waits a minute) Everybody ready?
(They nod)
Angel's Star: Good! Will and Elizabeth, this first question is for you. AbbieNormal182 asks: Okay, Will and Elizabeth: Has it occurred to you yet that if you can't talk about things together (i.e. Will saw Elizabeth kissing Jack and he never once said anything to her about it...) your relationship isn't going to last very long?
Will: We have talked about it…some.
Elizabeth: We were actually talking about it a few moments before the show when Jack wasn't around.
Jack: Ye can't talk about those things in front of dear ol' Jack, eh?
Will and Elizabeth: No.
Angel's Star: Poor Jack is all left out. But not for long! Jack, AbbieNormal182 asks: Wherever did you get that bandana you wear? And will you ever wash it?
Jack: Of course I'll wash it! It gets washed every time I get in the ocean…I found it in a small town. It was actually one of the first things I ever stole.
Angel's Star: Cool! I've always liked it. Jack, Ariel Sparrow asks: Will you marry me?
Jack: I'm sorry, love, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disincline…at least until I meet you.
Angel's Star: What?! You won't marry me!
Jack: You never asked!
Angel's Star: It's the guy that's supposed to ask…Elizabeth, Ariel Sparrow asks: Where do you get your dresses? They're freakin' huge!
Elizabeth: I have them custom made, but as for them being big, I put something under them to add volume.
Angel's Star: If you already think you're fat, you don't need anything else to encourage that thinking. Will, Ariel Sparrow asks: Are you actually a eunuch?
Will: Of course not! That's something Jack made up!
Angel's Star: I'd hope so… Ok, this is a question for everybody from iloveyouall!. They ask: What would you take with you for a barren island? (Jack, you must say something else than rum!)
Jack: No rum? What kind of island is that? Ah well, I'll take along a pretty girl.
Will: I'd bring food. Who wants to starve?
Angel's Star: Ever the practical one.
Elizabeth: I would probably take some books so I wouldn't be too bored.
Angel's Star: You wouldn't be bored with Jack on the island. Anyway, Will, iloveyouall! asks: What do you eat for breakfast?
Will: I depends on the day. This morning I had some of your cereal.
Angel's Star: So that's why there wasn't any! Well, that's what Wal-Mart is for. Jack, iloveyouall! asks: Where did you hear about "the key?"
Jack: I first heard about it in Tortuga. I couple men were talking about it, but I just figured it was a rumor. They were really drunk.
Angel's Star: Turned out they were telling the truth. Elizabeth, iloveyouall! asks: Which of the villains were more terrifying, the skeletons or the "sea bugs?"
Elizabeth: I've always been frightened by bugs, so I'll have to go with the sea bugs.
Angel's Star: I'll have to remember that…Jack, DxS Phreak asks: Hey, Jack...why are you so irresistible to women like me? (Yes, you're Cap'n Jack...yes, I'm a female.) AND CAN I MAKE OUT WITH YOU OMG!
Jack: It's simple: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! I'm irresistible to all women. Including Elizabeth.
(Elizabeth huffs)
Jack: If you will meet me after the show I'll see what I can do.
Angel's Star: What about me?!
Jack: After you then.
Angel's Star: Oh alright….Oh! The bug question reminded me: Elizabeth would be first to go if this were Survivor. Then Norrington, surprisingly. I was after him and Barbossa after me and it would probably be a tie between Jack and Will.
Jack: I would beat the eunuch.
Will: I'm not a eunuch and you wouldn't beat me!
Angel's Star: Chill guys! Jack, Flightless-Sparrow asks: How are you so sure that Will's a eunuch and why do mention it so often?
Jack: He had no girl when I first met him-
Will: I almost did!
Jack: Almost isn't good enough. And I mention it because everyone needs to know. And I think its funny to watch him get mad.
Angel's Star: It is funny. (laughs) Elizabeth, Flightless-Sparrow asks: You got awfully close to kissing Jack when you pulled out of Tortuga. If he hadn't have pulled away after seeing the Black Spot, would you have kissed him?
Elizabeth: It was all a test to see how much he respected me. I'm afraid, though, if he hadn't seen the Black Spot, he would have.
Angel's Star: You know you would've liked it! Jack, Midnight Emerald asks: How do you know that Will is a eunuch? And what was it like being an undead skeleton person thingy? (pause) Just answer the last question 'cause you already answered the first.
Jack: It was…interesting…to say the least. I couldn't feel anything, but it was fun twirling the coin between my fingers, er, uh, bones.
Angel's Star: Will, Midnight Emerald asks: What was the point of blowing up the Kraken's tentacles? I mean all you did was make it angrier. Giant sea monsters have feelings too. And why are you so lame all the time? I mean you practically wet yourself when Elizabeth got kidnapped in the Curse of the Black Pearl!
Will: I was trying to buy us enough time to get away from the ship and hopefully to safety. The Kraken has no feelings! It tried to eat us! And I did NOT about wet myself after Elizabeth got kidnapped. I was just really worried.
Angel's Star: Back to the Kraken, though, just because it tried to eat you doesn't mean it doesn't have feelings!
Jack: I'm not sure that I care if it has feelings after it ATE ME!
Angel's Star: I'm sure you wouldn't. Elizabeth, Midnight Emerald asks: Would you ever consider dating Jack or was the really passionate kill at the end of Dead Man's Chest just a passing urge?
Elizabeth: Um, well, I wouldn't consider dating Jack because Will is my fiancée. It might have been a passing urge to kill him…I'm not sure. I haven't wanted to ever since.
Jack: Oh, ye just get passing urges to kill people?! What a hobby ye have…
Angel's Star: I'll say… Oh, Jack, Midnight Emerald also says: I think your so totally awesome, even though I am a woman and I do not fancy you, but you so are miles better than Will and can I join you're crew? Please?
Jack: Are ye any good on a ship? If ye are, we'll see.
Angel's Star: Jack, mrs. Sparrow asks: Why didn't you just leap off the Black Pearl when you got the handcuffs that ELIZABETH SWANN (evil glare) put on you? Also, I think you're SEXY and Will doesn't even compare, even though I think Elizabeth deserves a slap from Will for breaking his heart!
Jack: It would have gotten me anyway. I would have rathered go down fighting than running.
Will: Even though you were running to begin with?
Jack: Aye.
Angel's Star: Elizabeth, I haven't gotten around to getting you any insult protection, so here's you an insult from mrs. Sparrow: How come you're such a slut?
Elizabeth: I am not a slut!
Angel's Star: Just keep telling yourself that. Will, Irite4uall asks: First of all, I have to say that you are 9,368,754,198,415 times hotter than Captain Jack! Anyway, what was going through your head when you first met your father? What was your experience on the Flying Dutchman really like? (I cried when your father had to whip you like that!)
Will: Thank you!
Jack: Now ye just keep telling yerself that, but ye see who's got all the women.
Will: (ignoring him) I was shocked about first meeting my father. I knew he died, so I couldn't believe it when we finally did meet. I hated my experience on the Flying Dutchman except for when I met my father. I had never gotten whipped before and it was not a pleasant experience.
Angel's Star: I imagine not. Jack, (laughs) oh boy, this one's funny. Irite4uall asks: Say you were trapped on an island with Davy Jones, Barbossa, Norrington, and an old wrinkly grandma. God was holding the Black Pearl hostage, and would only give her back and help you get off the island if you never drank rum again. If you did, you'd be chained to the old wrinkly grandma for the rest of your life. What would you do?
Jack: Is this really going to happen?
Angel's Star: No.
Jack: Well, I'd promise never to drink rum again so I could get off the bloody island and get me ship back. Then I'd go back to drinking rum. It would be unpleasant having the old, wrinkled grandma attached to me, but she'd probably die soon or get killed in one of our pirate raids anyway. Then I would get the chain off like I did with the handcuff Elizabeth put on me and be rid of the grandma forever!
Angel's Star: You're very sly, Jack. Elizabeth, Irite4uall asks: If you were trapped in a dirty, smelly, rat-infested prison and the only way out was to be forever in love with Captain Jack, what would you do?
Elizabeth: Um, well, I wouldn't want to be stuck in the prison…I would probably choose to be forever in love with Jack.
Angel's Star: Good thing these scenarios aren't real. Will, Iamanundeadmonkey asks: Why did you drop your sword when you were stuck? It would have been so much freaking easier to cut yourself out of the net...
Will: I couldn't help it! I lost my grip.
Angel's Star: And, Jack, Iamanundeadmonkey asks: When did you start wearing kohl? Is it uncomfortable to look down and see random black lines??
Jack: This person wouldn't happen to be Barbossa's undead monkey, would they?
Angel's Star: I doubt it. I'm pretty sure I saw the monkey leave with him.
Jack: Good. Anyway, I can't remember the exact time when I started wearing it. It was sometime when I first turned pirate. And after a while, ye get used to see the black lines. I don't pay them any attention.
Angel's Star: I like it. It looks hot. Elizabeth, DepplyInLove asks: You are aware that your bosom comes dangerously close to falling out of your dress, aren't you? What is your excuse for that?
Elizabeth: Um, yes, I am aware. I'm used to wearing dresses like that, though. Besides, I don't have any dresses with a higher neckline.
Angel's Star: You're crazy! You know all the guys are looking at it, don't you? Anyway, Jack, DepplyInLove asks: I love you to death and you're the most handsome man EVER! That's all I have to say. Oh, and also, will you kiss me?
Jack: Thank ye. Sure, I'll kiss ye…After Angel's Star and DxS Phreak.
Angel's Star: I'm first!
Will: You're already kissing him? I can't believe you…
Angel's Star: Oh you're just jealous that you and Elizabeth didn't kiss on your first date like Jack and me. Anyway, Will, JackSparrowIsMyLover asks: Why do you always have different outfits for each movie? Can't you stick with just one like the rest? Even though you look incredibly sexy in your new red shirt!
Will: I don't like to wear the same outfit for extended periods of time, even though Jack doesn't mind it.
Angel's Star: I don't like to either. Jack, JackSparrowIsMyLover asks, well, says: Call me! I have no life! I'm desperate! Will you sleep with me? Please? I have rum!
Jack: Um…wow…uh…maybe…?
(Will, Elizabeth, and Angel's Star laugh)
Angel's Star: Oh goodness. (chuckles) Elizabeth, JackSparrowIsMyLover asks: Do you like being called Elizabeth, Liz, or Lizzie? (pause) And surprisingly, she wants you as her sister and understands why you chained Jack to the mast.
Elizabeth: I'm flattered. Thank you. I prefer to be called Elizabeth, but if you must shorten my name then call me Liz.
Angel's Star: I'm gonna start doing that. Will, An Unknown Writer asks: Don't you get annoyed every time someone calls you a eunuch? (personally, I love you and I REALLY hope you aren't)
Will: Aye, I do get annoyed every time someone (glares at Jack) calls me a eunuch. I am not a eunuch, though, don't worry.
Jack: But how can we take yer word for it?
Angel's Star: Ok guys! We don't need to get into that kind of discussion here. Jack, An Unknown Writer asks: When was the first time you had rum? And how quickly did you get addicted to it?
Jack: I got addicted to it when I first drank it! And I first drank it when I was on the merchant ship.
Angel's Star: Alrighty, Jack, lateBloomer04 asks: How exactly did you escape from the Kraken?
Jack: I won't say so I won't give away any parts of the next movie. You'll probably find out how in it.
Angel's Star: I can't wait for it to come out! Anyway, Will, I don't really understand this question, but anyway. latebloomer04 asks: Why are you all tied up? Who did this to you? (I want to kill them.)
Will: (looks around) I'm not tied up. I'm not sure what you mean. Sorry.
Angel's Star: Me neither. Jack, Sky Girl Butterfly asks: Why did Giselle and Scarlett slap you?
Jack: Well, uh, they had somehow found out that I had been with other women…Not quite sure how they found out.
Angel's Star: Well, ok then. Oh, Liiiiz!
Elizabeth: I should have never said I didn't mind being called Liz…
Angel's Star: Not on this show you shouldn't! Liz, Alel asks: YOU WANT TO BE THINNER? What do you want to be, invisible? (pause) But seriously though!
Elizabeth: I can't help what I want!
Angel's Star: I hate when skinny women say they need to loose weight…I'm really thin right now and I need to put on a couple pounds!
Elizabeth: See? Each woman has her own preference.
Angel's Star: Yeah, and yours is weird. Jack, Rebecca Hennessey asks: I think you're an awesome pirate and I am a great fan of Caribbean Twist which is an alcoholic drink with white rum in and I would like to ask what happened to Ana Maria? We didn't see her in the second movie.
Jack: She got the ship I promised her and left with it. That was the last I saw of her.
Angel's Star: Will, Rebecca Hennessey asks: I think you're pretty hot and such a lovely guy too! I would like to ask whether you drink a lot. Personally, I try and get drunk but I'm too slow.
Will: In comparison to Jack, no, I don't drink a lot. I only take a couple drinks here and there.
Angel's Star: Alright, then, Jack, RubyVulpix asks: Do you feel honored or humiliated that they made life-size animatronics versions of yourselves in the Pirates of the Caribbean rides at the Disney parks?
Jack: I'm fine with it. I don't really care one way or another about it.
Angel's Star: When I went, they didn't have the animatronics of you guys. But anyway, Will and Liz, RubyVulpix asks: Are you sad that they didn't make some of yourselves in the ride?
Will: I don't really care.
Elizabeth: I do! I'm insulted! If Jack is good enough to get one of those whatever-you-call-its made, then we should be too!
Angel's Star: Ok, chill, Liz! Jack, RubyVulpix typed Dash's question: Jack, at what age did you began your pirate career?
Jack: Officially? Around seventeen or so. At least that's when I decided to be a pirate.
Angel's Star: Ok, Liz, RubyVulpix typed Violet's question: How did you feel the first time you met Will?
Elizabeth: The first time we met, he had about drowned, so I was worried. I was also hoping he wasn't truly a pirate. Oh, and I take back what I said about being called Liz. It's just annoying now!
Angel's Star: You'll be alright. Jack, RubyVulpix typed Edna's question: Do you think that Tia Dalma has no fashion sense? Because I think she has no fashion sense! She looks like a hobo!
Jack: (laughs) No, she has no "fashion sense."
Angel's Star: Or any sense of what the word hygiene means. Anyway, Jack, RubyVulpix asks: What would you choose between a bottle a rum and a jar of dirt?
Jack: If Davy Jones isn't after me, then I'll say rum.
Angel's Star: Alrighty, everybody, PSManiac asks: Who is your favorite superhero?
Will: I like Superman!
Angel's Star: Only cause he's the only superhero you know.
Will: So?
Elizabeth: I prefer Wonder Woman. She proves that women can be strong too.
Jack: I guess Batman's alright…I like his car.
Angel's Star: Good answers, guys. Liz, DarlingOfAngelsDemonsSaints asks: What ship would you rather be on? A royal navy ship, or a pirate ship?
Elizabeth: A royal navy ship. I'd be safer on it.
Jack: I use those as target practice too!
Angel's Star: Jack uses everything as target practice nowadays…You probably wouldn't be safer on it. Jack, DarlingOfAngelsDemonsSaints says: This is a VERY serious question. Extremely. My friend, darn her soul, thinks YOU are a EUNUCH! Yes, I know...so, tell us if you are not. And... you know... just to prove it to her... you could... Prove it to us!
(Will laughs hysterically and Jack looks completely insulted)
Will: Now who's the eunuch?
Jack: Shut up! I am NOT a eunuch. William is. And I am not going to prove it on live TV!
(Will continues laughing hysterically)
Angel's Star: I can't believe someone thinks you're a eunuch…Jack, mrspatrickdempsey asks: What's it going to be like with your daddy around this movie? And who is Sao Fang to you? Have you met before? Oh and I love you again. Yes, I'm a stalker, but oh well.
Jack: It will be interesting with my father around…Not quite sure what to think about it. And the name Sao Fang sounds familiar…Seems like I've met him before but I can't place him.
Angel's Star: Ok, then, Will, mrspatrickdempsey asks: When you and Lizzie get married, even though it would stink, I have come to accept it... are you going to take her out to the sea or keep her on land forever?
Will: Well, with Jack using everything on the sea as his personal target practice, I say she'd be better off on land.
Angel's Star: That would be wise. Liz, mrspatrickdempsey asks: To Will's question, what is your take on his answer and what is with the Asian outfit in AWE?
Elizabeth: I think it is safer to stay on land as well. As for the Asian outfit, I knew we were going to a strange new land, so I found the strangest clothes I could find for it.
Angel's Star: I don't think those clothes are that bad…Jack, Almenel-Miriel asks: What is it with Singapore anyway? Yes, it used to be a 'pirates haven' but the name did not even come about till 1819. What is it that you like about it anyway? I saw the third trailer...you seem to be less HOT...why?
Jack: I like Singapore because of the women there and their rum! It's good rum. I am not less "hot" in the third movie! You're imagining it.
Angel's Star: I saw that trailer too and you looked hot to me. Will, Almenel-Miriel asks: Don't you think it is kind'a stupid to propose (again?) in the middle of a battle? What if she dies after saying yes? That would kind'a stink...maybe you do deserve all the insults you get.
Will: I wanted the assurance that she would marry me, not Jack, after the battle. And if she did die, at least I would not have to wonder whether she loved me or not.
Angel's Star: Awww. Well, guys, we're out of time! Be sure to tune in next time when we will have Davy Jones himself with us!
Jack: NOOOOOO!!!!!! (panics) I want me jar of dirt!
Angel's Star: (ignoring him) We'll see you next time!
(Jack continues to panic as the screen fades to black)
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A/N: And that's a wrap! I've always wanted to say that. Be sure to review and ask Davy Jones plenty of questions!