How did you like the last chapter? Don't worry if you cant follow what in the world is goin' on, it will all be explained later. Anyway, do any of ya know what Negi was? If you do know leave a comment. Secrets of the past will be relived later, Most likely during the Evangeline arc or Kyoto Field Trip Arc.

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Chapter XI: Questions, Questions and Oh My Pactio! A Bath! (Part I)

Negi stretched his bones while thinking about his wonderful students. 'Mana-chan…she acts just like Sage when she was younger. Zazie… she's too much like my sister Zim…weird. Satomi-chan needs to meet my other sis Moku. The book trio would be fun to mess with, Asuna would be an option but I don't feel like messing with her right now. Sage is gone, thank goodness. And Kaede is...' The object of his thoughts appeared.

He sweat dropped. "Speak of the devil."

Kaede smiled at him. "Good evening Negi-bozu. Have you smelt anything weird lately?" Negi shrugged with a nervous smile and tried to leave but Kaede had a death grip on his arm. "Negi."

Negi took off his shirt and bolted. "You'll never make me bath again woman! NEVER!" He add a little wind magic so he would be sure she would catch him.

Kaede stared at his retreating back then at his shirt. She gave it a light sniff before she turned green and passed out.

*With Negi*

Negi dumped a bottle of perfume on himself and sat in his room with one of his guns. "They will never make me take a bath. Never!" His hair was ragged and his eyes were red. The thought of being wash drove him mad. No one but one person can make him bathe.

His eyes turned to the door and he readied his gun. 'All women are trying to take me in.' The door opened and he dropped his gun.

Chapters are going to be short because my wrist didn't fully heal and i'm going through a serious case of writers block but I wanted to give something to my readers. Also I'm going to publish once every month now. Happy (Late) Singles Awareness Day. Leave reviews and hopefully ideas.