A/N: Good morning my precious bambinos! I hope you are well. Today's rule is from a mixture of suggestions. A Guest reviewer suggested a rule about porn and VickyWinchester suggested one about Sam's laptop. I thought it would be interesting to combine the two ;) I hope you like it!

06. Do not 'borrow' Sam's laptop for 'educational purposes'. (Sam Winchester)

Dean and Castiel were sat at the large table in the main hall of the bunker one morning eating breakfast. Dean was absentmindedly shovelling pancake into his mouth as he scanned the newspaper for a possible case, and Castiel concentrated on scooping up his cereal and frowning with frustration when some of it fell off the spoon.

The tranquil atmosphere was broken when Sam stormed over to them and placed his laptop down in front of Dean.

"Good morning to you too" The older Winchester mumbled sarcastically.

"You stole my laptop again to watch porn and now it has a virus!" Sam angrily accused his brother.

It was well known that Sam's laptop was his most prized possession and there would be consequences for messing with it.

"Okay, first of all if I do take your laptop it is borrowing, not stealing" Dean defended himself. "Secondly, I do not use it to watch porn; I assure you it is purely for educational purposes."

"Educational purposes?" Sam repeated with obvious disbelief.

"Yes. Plus, I know where the good sites are. There's no way that virus is my fault."

"Well, all I know is it wasn't there last night and now this morning…"

"Wait, last night? I haven't taken…borrowed, your laptop in days."

There was a confused pause as the brothers looked at each other and then the subtle clinking of metal against ceramic reminded them Castiel was still in the room. They simultaneously turned to look at the former angel who suddenly found the contents of his bowl very interesting indeed. Castiel tried to have a discrete look up when he realised the conversation had turned silent and saw that Sam was looking at him expectantly with folded arms.

"I assure you it wasn't for the purposes you're thinking of" Castiel muttered. "I simply found the narrative of the first film compelling and so wanted to know what happened to the pizza man next."

"Hang on!" Dean interrupted with a slightly confused frown. "There's a sequel?"

"Dean!" Sam exclaimed.

"I'm sorry, Sam" Castiel replied sheepishly as he finally dared to meet the younger Winchester's eyes. "But as Dean said, it was also very educational for me. I don't know a lot about sex and…"

"Okay, okay!" Sam interrupted holding his arms out in surrender. "I will actually take you to buy your own laptop today so you can do whatever you want with it."

"Really?" Castiel asked excitedly.

"Wait! He steals your computer to watch porn and gets a free laptop out of it?!" Dean asked incredulously.

"Yes, if it means stuff like this doesn't happen again, and that goes for you too" Sam added with a glare at his brother.

"But I didn't even..!"

"C'mon, Sam!" Castiel said impatiently as he started to drag the younger Winchester towards the door.

Sam let himself be led away but made sure to say, "I'll be writing a rule when I get back."

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