Disclaimer: I do not own anything workaholics related.
A/N: Omg like I am loving season 4 so much. Thanks again for the feedback y'all!
The next day was work as usual.
Except for the fact that Adam and Ders have been staring at Blake most of the day.
"Dudes, I would very much prefer you not checking me out like I'm some hottie aka Barbara Streisand."
Adam crumbles a paper and throws it at him angrily. "You shut your pie hole Mr. Handsy! Me and Ders know what you did with Jillian...and we don't like it two bits!"
"It's one bit actually," corrects Ders.
"Well, since it's two of us I just ya know wanted to sound sovisticated," Adam replies.
"Guys, what the hell are you talking about? Me and Jillian just saw a movie and ate dinner."
"Oh yeah Blake? And what was for dinner huh?! HUH?!" screams Adam.
Blake looks at Ders for guidance.
"Actually, we kind of assumed you had sex with Jillian because we figured you liked her...also we were mad high nahwhat I'm sayin?!" Ders jokes.
"Oh hey guys," Jillian says cheerfully approaching their cubicles.
Blake suddenly looks down immediately embarrassed by his actions the other night. "Heyy girl, whatcha up to?"
"Alice said I should make an effort to get out of her face more so...here I am!"
"Enough chitter chatter Jillian, we know Blake banged you...do you need a hug?" asks Adam concerned and motions to hug her.
"What?!" she exclaims.
"The truth will set you free! Fly away Jillian! Fly away?!" Adam screams at her.
"Blake didn't bang me Adam...calm your tits amigo," she says seriously.
Ders butts in "Now that we all know they didn't bang, let's talk about my awesome hair cut I got the other day. And did anybody even notice I am wearing J. Crew today?"
Jillian looks him over "Well, actually I did notice Anders..."
"That's it?" he replies.
"Yes."
Ders puts on a sad pathetic face.
As Jillian starts to turn and leave, Blake shouts "Happy Birthday Jillian."
"Thanks Blake but it's not until tomorrow."
"I know, I just wanted to say it prematurely style."
"Awesome sauce," Jillian smiles.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwww that's so keewwwwt you guys!" Adam exclaims happily then farts, ruining the sweet moment.
"Adam c'mon man, how many times do we have to say you can't handle XXL bean burritos?!" Ders yells.
"...Jillian would you like 3 boxes of burritos for your birthday?" asks Adam.
"...It would be an honor," replies Jillian.
"Wooo! Burrito party at Jillians!" Blake exclaims. "Just me and her though," he says under his breath and fake coughs.
Adam shows his excitement by attempting to do the splits but just rips his pants in the midst of it.
A/N: Weeeee (I'm not high I promise)