'The match Uub vs Tidar shall commence in ten minutes,'
the announcer's voice resonates.
Uub is sitting somewhere alone, pensive. Goku approaches.
'You seem sad,' he innocently points a finger at his student.
'I'm trying to come up with a way to molest your grand
daughter,' he replies seriously, sitting on the ground with
his back against a wall.
Goku gives him a confused look. Is this 'molest' thing
something you can eat? In any case, if his student is sad
for whatever reason, Goku feels it is his duty to make him
feel better.
He has a seat next to him. 'I'm sorry. Is there anything
I can do to help you?'
'Well,' Uub grins deviously. 'Tell me what kind of candies
and toys she likes.'
Goku answers.
'Have you ever seen the size of her pee pee hole?' Uub
keeps questioning.
'Yup,' Goku answers with a casual smile. 'We have taken
many baths together.' And, forming a circle with his fingers,
he continues: 'It's about this big.'
Uub lowers his pants and shows him his genitalia. 'Do
you think that if I shove this size in her pee pee hole, it
will hurt her really badly?'
Goku crouches and examines the exposed nigga dick,
caressing his chin. 'Hmm, probably...'
'THE FIGHT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!' the announcer's voice
resonates.
'We'll continue this discussion later, master,' Uub hastily
raises his pants and runs to the arena.
'Okay, Uub,' Goku waves farewell. 'Good luck in your
match and I hope you successfully molest my grand
daughter later.'
Uub takes a fighting stance across from his opponent,
Tidar, a generic, Star Wars like fighter from Universe 19.
'Be careful, dude,' Goten calls out, using his hands as
a loudspeaker. 'He seems really strong.'
'Oh please,' Uub laughs. 'This will be a piece of cake.'
30 seconds later...
Uub is crying, holding his severed arm: 'Waah, I want my
mommy.'
'I wonder who his mommy is,' Vegeta mumbles, arms
crossed. 'Actually, I even wonder who my mommy is!'
'Buu,' the djinn from Universe 11 pulls Babidi's cape to
draw his attention.
'No, Buu, you won't heal him,' the wizard says.
'Buu,' the djinn protests.
'You can keep your theories about altruism and how we
all are part of a greater picture to yourself,' Babidi sighs.
Meanwhile, Uub is running around in the stadium, suffering
a panic attack.
The two Pans (from Universes 18 & 16) are looking at him.
'Hey, he looks sad,' the more innocent version (the one
from U18) points a finger.
'I know what will make him feel better,' U16 Pan smiles
meaningfully. She fumbles in her bra. Let's hope they're
here... GREAT, she didn't forget to bring them along after
all. She takes out a condom and holds it with her mouth.
Meanwhile, in another reality...
A beautiful Saiyaness with black hair sneezes.
'What's wrong, Caulifla?' a male Saiyan next to her asks.
'I suddenly have a feeling, Cabba,' she answers. 'A feeling
that someone is stealing my Internet memes!'
U16 Pan is approaching Uub, dragging her oblivious U18
counterpart behind her. 'Hey,' she greets him with a
seductive smile.
Uub widens his eyes.
'You look like you could use some consolation,' the
promiscuous version of Pan continues.
'Yes, yes,' the nigga whispers, drooling.
Suddenly, a beam coming from nowhere heals Uub,
putting back his severed arm.
Everybody turn their heads and see the intelligent
version of Buu (the one from Universe 4) wiggling his
tentacle. 'You're welcome,' the djinn replies in advance,
arms crossed.
U16 Pan's expression suddenly becomes totally jolly,
innocent and childlike: 'Oh, it seems you're fine now. You
no longer need any consolation. Bye!'
Dragging the other Pan, she flies away.
'NO, WAIT,' the boy extends his arm. 'I still need
consolation. I can cut off my arm again if you wish.'
He turns to Buu. 'Asshole! What kind of freaky bastard
goes around healing people's severed limbs, thus depriving
them of the chance to get laid with little girls?'
'Vegeta!' U13 Nappa snaps. 'What does the scouter
say about how freaky the previous scene's last
sentence was on a scale from 1 to 10?'
'IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!'