" And then he threw me over his shoulder and carried me to his room!" I comb through a section of hair, separating the hair matted with blood and who knows what else.

"No he didn't! What did you do?" I placed my hand on my hip and looked at Squalo in the mirror. Squalo rolls his eyes.

" I started to cuss him out but he threatened to tell everyone where I hide my cookies." I nod my head, understanding the seriousness of the situation.

Squalo had just came back from a mission and I, Lussuria, was doing his hair. Actually, I do everyone's hair. They come to me willingly, might I add, and Xanxus actually makes appointments. I lead Squalo to the sink to wash his hair.

" Come on now Squ-chan. I gotta make sure you look good for your man!" This comment earns me a swing toward the stomach, which I easily block with my knee. Squalo gets comfortable while I pull out the gallon of shampoo and conditioner.
I remove the top because the top is for basic bitches. Squalo uses at least half a gallon on a good day. Well today was not a good day. I start to lather his hair, massaging his scalp.

"Oh, and Luss?"

"Yes?"

" What do you think he was doing with Bel that one night?" I click my tongue and tilt my head to the side. I wondered when he would ask.

"I have no idea. Why don't you ask him?" Squalo mumbles something under his breath that sounded a lot like because I'm scared to, but that might have been my imagination.

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" And so I just snatched that shark trash up and dragged him to my room." I comb through Xanxus' short locks as I nod my head.

"Well it's about time. We have been talking about you telling him for months now."

Xanxus glares at me through the mirror,contemplating whether he should shoot me for that comment or not. He decides against it and takes a swig of his wine.

"I don't know why he didn't come to me forever ago." I apply some more product to his hair.

"Well Squalo believes that you and Bel are going at it so he may have been heartbroken. Which is why he couldn't tell you." I say this carefully, shifting from foot to foot. Xanxus looks genuinely confused.

"How the hell did he come to that conclusion?!" He looks at me through the mirror because he knows I know. I always do. I sigh dramatically and toss my hair.

"Well, according to Squalo, he was going to tell you how he felt, but when he got to your office, he heard some questionable activity going on."

Xanxus glared at me.

" What the hell did he hear?!"

"Well, according to what Squalo was saying, it sounded like Bel couldn't take dick."

Xanxus spits out the wine he was drinking. I bite the inside of my cheek to keep from laughing. Xanxus sputters for a few seconds.

"That useless piece of trash! Always jumping to conclusions! I was assisting Bel with the chubby bunny challenge. Mammon told Bel that if he could fit 10 mega marshmallows in his mouth- and swallow them all- Mammon would be his adult self
for a day. Bel bought me 10 bottle of some expensive alcohol and asked he to help him. I nearly had to strangle him to get him to put more in his mouth." Xanxus slumps in his chair and closed his eyes for a second. That was a very long explanation
from him.

I, of course, already knew this information. I had already heard the account from both Mammon and Fran. I sent Xanxus out with a fresh 'do. I sit in my chair and look at my self in the mirror.

"I love what I do." I blow a kiss at myself and run out to prepare dinner.

MY PHONE GOT STOLEN IN EUROPE! I was on a cruise in Europe and some idiot pickpocket me. ? ﾟﾘﾭ I had to wait till we got back to update, though I did keep up with my favorite stories in the ships computer lab. Anyway, I figured it was Lussuria's turn to do his thing sooo... Anyways, I'm going to get back on schedule. So see you soon! Bai Bai!

~ XChocolate