Disclaimer: Hi. My name is Amaxing. If you've been following my case recently, you can probably guess why I'm here. Yup, community service. Seems like copyright infringement is bad. So remember, don't lie or steal. But most importantly, always remember this. I don't own One Piece. Thank you.
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What do you mean the entire case was faked? I'll get you for that!
Zoro: Darn it!
Franky: What is it Zoro?
Zoro: I have to sing this time! I got so used to just sitting and playing my saw.
Franky: Shut up! At least you get to say stuff!
Sanji: What do you mean?
Franky: I mean seriously! Look back through the chapters! I swear, I haven't said more than 5 lines in any one given story!
Usopp: That's a problem? I would think you'd be glad that you aren't dragged into this fan fiction stuff. Have you seen some of the things that happen?
Brook: I believe that if we speak anymore on the subject, some of our viewers will be offended.
Usopp: I'm not saying anything in particular! Just in general, like all that yaoi and yuri stuff.
Sanji: What's wrong with yuri?!?!
Usopp: Sanji, your not that much of a pervert are you?
Sanji: No, I suppose you're right.
Franky: Stop getting off topic here! I think we should complain to the writer about this!
Amaxing: No, you did not just break the fourth wall.
Brook: AGH! The writer! Run!
Sanji: Why? We haven't done anything, and, until they prove otherwise, he is sane.
Amaxing: Absolutely right Sanji. Now as for you Franky, you'd better stop right there. But not because you did anything wrong. It's because I just thought up an AWESOME running gag!
Brook: What is it?
Amaxing: From now on, Franky only gets five lines of dialogue per chapter!!!
(Stunned faces)
Franky: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!
Amaxing: And that's your fifth line, later (Returns to real world).
Franky:(Opens mouth, but nothing comes out. Silent scream. Makes inappropriate gesture towards Amaxing.)
Sanji: That guy is evil.
Zoro: At least he doesn't write yaoi.
Usopp: That's true, thank God for that.
Cut Six: Bottom less pit
Parody of: Pinball Wizard, by the Who
Requested by: hiken1no1aceFAN
Sanji:
Ever since I was a young boy,
I've been a kitchen's slave
From Orbit to
Baratie
Many dishes I have made
But I ain't seen nothing like
him
In any restaurant's hall
That rubber-banded dumb kid
Sure
makes a feast look small
Zoro:
When it comes to liquor
I
clear out every hall
Yet when it comes to banquets
My stomach
starts to fall
But to appease his hunger
Such an order
is too tall
That rubber-banded dumb kid
Sure makes a feast
look small
Both:
He's a bottom less pit
A stomach
clad in steel
A bottom less pit
Eats so much its
unreal
Usopp: How do you think he does it?
Brook: Does what?
Usopp: How's he
stay so thin?
Zoro:
With uncanny exaction
He follows a
meals' smell
Doesn't notice a reaction
From the folks
whose food he steals
Always room for thirteenths
Yet gains no
weight at all
That rubber-banded dumb kid
Sure makes a feast
look small
Sanji:
I thought I could
Fully fill anyone's gut
But I just can't seem
To keep his hungry mouth shut
Both:
At the dinner table
Everyone stands
ten feet back
We feed the others separately
And lock him
out, at that
He's got mad food-gripping fingers
And a jaw to
crush it all
That rubber-banded dumb kid
Sure makes a feast
look small!!!!
Nami: They have a point, why don't you gain any weight Luffy?
Luffy: Hee hee! You just have to follow my custom workout plan!
Nami: You have a workout plan?
Luffy: Yup! There's three basic steps. Ahem. 1: Fight evil villains that cause you to nearly die on a weekly basis. 2: Try to steal tangerines from Nami's grove and be kicked away by Sanji a million times. And 3: Run around the ship and annoy everyone at least five times a day!
(Silence)
Robin: He…actually thought all of that out?
Chopper: So that's what it's called. It's not being annoying; it's keeping fit.
Robin: Whatever works I guess…
All right! Six songs, four of them requested! Now that's what I'm talking about! All this support makes me whip out these things SUPER quickly! (Franky couldn't say it, so I had to.)