In the distance, the sounds of music could be heard. In the old ruins, a bunch of teenage ghosts were playing music on homemade instruments for their queen. Their queen was a young adult female ghost with blue flaming hair that grew as her name, Ember, was shouted. It was Ember McClain; she was wearing black gothic rock and roll clothing complete steel toe shoes that looked like skulls playing with a blue and purple guitar.
As she listened to the music, she began scat-singing.
Ember: Ding ding lo-la diddly-o zing boing
Sca-be-do, hoo-be-do, zee-bo do-zeb
Diddly-doo dee-hoy
I wanna be a human-man one or-rang-a-tang tang
Just then, the other ghosts arrived with Danny in tow.
"We got her, Ember," Kitty said.
"Man, we got her, we got her," Johnny 13 said, before all the ghosts formed a chain and lowered a struggling upside-down Danny to Ember. Ember laughed as she got up from her throne and place a hand on Danny's head, playing with his hair,
"So, you're the halfa? You're gotta kinda cute!"
"I'm not crazy like you are!" Danny snapped, before he yelled at the ghosts, "Now put me down!"
They dropped him and Danny changed into Phantom, and float down and,
"You cut that out!"
"Cool down, Babypop,"
Ember said, picking him up by his arm and flying with him to her throne chair, right where some of the other girls began to gather around her.
"Just chill."
She continued scatting, as Danny angrily tried to pull away, but her grip was strong, before she said,
"Now, come on, let's shake, baby pop."
She took Danny's hand and shook it.
"What do you want me for?" asked Danny angrily,
as Spectra and Kitty come up from behind, they forced Danny down on the huge armrest of Ember's throne. Both wearing smirks at their new toy.
"Word had grabbed my royal ear, here have a banana," Ember said, stuffing a peeled banana into his mouth, "that you want to stay in the jungle here in the Ghost Zone."
"Stay in the jungle?" Danny said, her mouth full, as she ate the banana. "I sure do!"
"Good," Ember said. "And ol' Queen Ember-" here, she scatted again, before she said, "that's me, can wokr something out for ya. Have two bananas sweetie!" With three fingers, she threw two bananas into Danny's mouth and asked, "Have we got a deal?"
"Sure," Danny said, his mouth full. "I'll do anything to stay in the jungle."
"Well, then, I'll lay it on the line for ya. Girls…" Ember said, before she began to sing. Kitty and Spectra both started to cozy up to Danny, making him feel a bit uncomfortable.
Ember: A-bop-bop do-do do-be-do
Now, I am the Queen of the swingers, ooh
The jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what's been botherin' me
I wanna be a human, baby pop
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around
Oh, oobie-do
ghosts: Bop-do-wee
Ember: I wanna be like you
Ghosts: Hum dee oobee-do-ba
Ember: I wanna walk like you
Sydney: Tee
Ember: Talk like you
Sydney: Too
Ember: Too
Ghosts: Wee be-dee be-dee do
Ember: You see it's true
Ghosts: Shoo-ba dee-do
Ember: A ghost like me
Ghosts: Shoo-be do-bee do-bee
Ember: Can learn to be human too!
She began playing her guitar and dancing, as did Sydney Poindexter holding a leaf fan.
"Wha-?" Ember said, seeing the geek playing.
She strung a note at the boy, but he hopped up onto a wall and resumed whistling, much to Ember's annoyance, as she covered her ears. The ghost continued and Ember couldn't take it anymore, so she hopped up onto the wall and swiped at Sydney, but he jumped out of the way and continued grooving, as Ember snatched the fan from him and stopped him by whacking him with the fan, before he started scatting again.
Ember: Roo-baka-tee-gah, roo-baka-tee-gee
Zoo-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka
Too-bee pau-wagau to-pah
The ghosts applauded Ember and Danny even got into the beat, as he said,
"Gee, Ember, you're doing real good."
"Now, here's your part of the deal, cuz," Ember said, she leaned into Danny and said, "Lay the secret on me of the human's portal."
"But I don't know where it is," Danny said, making Ember frown.
Ember: Now, don't try to kid me, babypop
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's portal
To make my dream come true
As he was singing, Clockwork and Tucker were sneaking into the ruins. They hid behind a wall and listened.
"Now, give me the secret, babypop
Come on, clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you!
"The portal!" Clockwork said. "So that's what that woman is after!"
"Look at her cozying up to Danny! Why I'll get her I'll…" Tucker said, before he started to get into the beat. "I'll…mmm, yeah, well, man, what a beat!"
"Will you stop that silly beat business and listen," Clockwork said. "This will take brains, not brawn!"
"You better believe it," Tucker said. "And I'm loaded with both."
"Would you listen?" Clockwork said.
"Oh, yeah, yeah," Tucker said.
"Now, while you create a disturbance," Clockwork said, "I'll get Danny. Got that?"
Tucker though was walking and dancing away, as he said,
"I'm gone then, solid gone!"
"NOT YET, TUCKER!" Clockwork yelled in annoyance, before he saw Danny, Ember, and the ghosts dancing down the hall. Clockwork quickly disguised himself as a statue and, once they had passed, he reached over to grab Danny, but suddenly, Tucker, dressed as a female ghost wearing black dress and boots with a fake Ember wig, burst through the door, crushing Clockwork behind it.
Tucker: Hey!
Da-zaap bon-ronee
Hap ba-dee dee-lap-da-non
Hene-bebe-re
Doot zaba-doo-bee-bay
Bo-bom, za-ba-pa-panney!
Ember and Tucker started dancing with each other.
Ember: Abba-doo-dee?
Tucker: With a reep-bon-naza
Ember: Eh ba-daba doy
Tucker: Well-a-la-ba zini
Ember: War-la-bop, boor-la-bop
Tucker: See-ble-dop, dooney
Ember: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Tucker: With a huh, huh, huh, huh!
Ember made some growling noises as she started to dance next to Tucker as he said, "Get mad, baby!"
Tucker: Hada-lada hada-lada
Ember: Oodle-loodle-oodle-loodle
Tucker: Ooh-doo-daa-daa-daa
Ember: Doodle-doot, doodle-doot
Tucker: Zee-ba-da-da
Haba-da
All the ghosts and Danny began dancing, as the song continued. Kitty grabbed Danny and pulled him into dancing along with her closely and he happily complied.
Ember: You-hoo-hoo
Ghosts: Bop-do-wee
Ember: I wanna be like you
Ghosts: Hum dee oobee-do-ba
Ember and Tucker: I wanna walk like you
Ghosts: Dee
Ember and tucker: Talk like you
Ghosts: Too
Tucker: Too-oo-oo!
Ghosts: Wee be-dee be-dee do
Everyone (except Clockwork): You see it's true, hoo-hoo
Someone like me-ee-ee
Can learn to be like someone like me!
"Take it home, Daddy!" Tucker said.
Can learn to be like someone like you
"One more time!" Ember said, slapping Tucker on the back, causing first his wig and the rest of his disguise to fall off.
Tucker: Yeah!
Can learn to be like someone like me!
Ember frowned and all the ghosts and Danny turned.
Tucker: Zee-dee-dee bop-bop-botta
Doodle-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat…
Tucker stopped, realizing his cover was blown and said, "Man."
"It's that techno geek, the human!" Johnny 13 yelled.
"Yeah, that's him!" Desiree said. "How'd he get in here?"
"Tuck!" Danny yelled, as she ran towards his friend.
Tucker and Danny both started to run and a classic chase scene ensued. At one point, a ghost caught him and ran away, only to be blocked by Clockwork. Finally, the chase ended with Ember grabbing Danny and Tucker chasing him. They ran to the bottom of the palace where stone pillars were holding the palace up. Tucker managed to grab Danny's hand, but Ember accidentally blasted one of the pillars with her guitar. Tucker tugged on Danny's arm, causing Ember to blast the stone pillar again, fully breaking it.
Seeing the palace starting to crumble, Ember handed Danny to Tucker and took the pillar's place. Seeing this, Tucker got an idea,
"Danny, can you morph your ghost energy into say a bat?"
"A bat?"
"A baseball bat. A long stick that's skinny at the handles and thick up."
Danny concentrated and a large amount of energy appeared, creating something what to Tucker mentioned. It looked like a club, but good enough. Tucker took the club,
"Shoot me an ecto-blast."
Danny hesitantly released an ecto-blast and Tucker swung it with all his might right at Ember. The blast missed her, but it took out the other columns, everything was coming down!
The ruins started to crumble, as Danny, Tucker, and Clockwork fled the ruins. A chunk of debris landed on Clockwork's ghost tail, making him yelp in pain. As the three fled, the ruins finished tumbling down, leaving Ember still standing in the place of what was left of her palace. Once the three were as far away from the ruins as possible, they stopped to catch their breath.
"Whew," Tucker said, with a laugh. "Man, that's what I call a swingin' party."