"Hey Germany,how are you today?"
"Ugh,to tell you ze truth,I'm not ok."
"ahhh,Why Germany,why do you feel bad?"
"I can't tell you."
They were sitting at a table,Italy eating spagheti, and Germany eating a vurst (Wurst).In reality he would tell him,but he knew if he did Italy would just leave,or thats what he was scared spilled his Pasta."Awwwww."
" here."
Instead Italy just goes straight to taking off his shirt."Ugh you didn't need to do that."
"It was just easier."
Germany blushes making italy blush. "What are you doing?"
"Imma sry,pls don't hurt meeeeeeee."
"Ugh,just come here."
He wipes of the spagheti sauce.
"There."
"Thanks Germany."
Germany thinks to himself "I should tell him,but vhat if he if he leaves I'll catch him anyvay" Germany stands up and points to Italy
"Ahhhhhh,what Germany?What did I do?"
"Huh,Italy its time I tell you that,I'm..I'm..I vas the…. Huh Holy Roman Empire."
He waits for the door to open and him leave,but he didn' just sat there,examaning smiles."Holy Roman Empire,what happened?I was worried sick about did you go?What did you do to become big and strong like this?"
"Huh."
Germany was releived at this,but then
"You know I really did want to join you back then,but."
He hesitated
"I couldn't hurt you I was too weak and still am,but now that you trained me than I can join you."
Germany didn't want to say anything but he couldn't,but Italy knew what to do
"Mwah."
Germany blushes and is surprised at what he just did so he does it both both do it again at the same time,again,and again,until Germany was ontop of Italy's body,he started with his shirt,then Italy's was to embarrased that Italy was as big as him he didn't want to take his off,but Italy forced did each other until they each were satisfied
"Are you sure this is your choice."
"Yeah,I ah arready said yes."
"Ok,then you've made me the happiest country ever,Da."
"What time is it"
"Why?"
"We missed our meeting."China says
"Hey don't sweat it,Dude your completley fine,all we talked about was The Titanic and maybe remastering it." America says turning the corner
"Are you sure?."
"Yeah, you guys are completly fine."
"Thank you Ameriica, you are a life ah saver
"Yeah, I am the hero!" America walks off.
"So you want to go to dinner, da?"
"Yah, lets ah go."
They leave and go to some sorta Chinese place/Russian place. They leave and go to China's house, it was full of girl pictures and special magazines."This is ah my place."
"Is very good,DA."
"Wer what do you want to do?"
"Well, lets do what every one else does."
"What allready."
"Eh every one else does it,DA."
"Ok lets go."
they go to Chinas room and close the china pulls out a magazine.
"What do you need that for,Da?"
"Uhhh ,I need to look to get you know."
"No you don't,all you need is this"
Russia took off his started for his pants, but china stopped him.
"Russia you can't just rush that...I got a special way of doing that."
China takes his pants by his teeth and unbuttons it,then unzipped it,then pulled them off
"What do we do."
Russia was interupeted from the wet feeling on his made choking noises
"Your...Dick….Is...huge."
"dank you,but its nothing,DA."
China was scared of what Russia would think but he was interupted by the taste of Russia's filled his mouth, but he swallowed(because in China not swallowing means you get a beating,Just kidding).
"My turn,to do you,Da
"O..Ok" China says pulls down his pants and Reveals China's Penis
"Oh"
"Ah what,don't you know koreans have small penises."
"No It. It's huge,DA."
Russia starts choking and eventually biting.
"Ah, stop hurts."
so Russia and finishes