AUTHORS NOTE: So this is a little chapter of nothing just to weigh over that I don't know what to write just yet. I need to come up with more schemes for Michelle and the guys to do.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters (apart from the OC'S)

[Bedtime Banter]

"How can they make this so damned difficult?" She demanded to know as she laid in the bed next to Stuart, the pair of them staring up at the ceiling as they tried to work out what their next plan of action was. "I mean we practically pushed them together and they managed to argue."

"Oh Michelle, did you really think that it was going to be easy getting Robbie and Jackie to stop butting heads?" He chuckled as he pulled her close so that her head was resting on his chest as he shook his head. "They're impossible and probably always be. It takes one comment to start them screaming at each other."

"I am aware of this. Do you not remember that party Robbie threw for me and I don't even know what she said to him but god that fight was vicious," she laughed before sighing. "I'm tired of plotting. This is meant to be a fun Christmas and they're making it difficult." She pouted resting her chin on her hand as she looked up into his face causing the man to laugh as he ran his hand up her back.

"Oh don't worry about it, Miche. They'll move on from it." He said smiling and she just sighed again.

"Ewan, it looks like you're sharing a bed with me seeing as your husband is lying in bed with my girlfriend." Robbie's voice made them turn to look at the door where they both grinned at the sight of Ewan and Robbie leaning against the doorframe.

"I don't know, Robbie. I've heard you've got wandering hands and boy, I don't think you could handle this package." Ewan said motioning to himself causing Robbie to start laughing as he looked at the man. "Hey, I'm not kidding. You want to take this on?" He winked before moving into the room. "I also think the three of us could snuggle just fine into that bed."

"Whoa what? You'll have a threesome with my girlfriend before even thinking about inviting me into your bed?" He gasped at the outrage. "Even worse, in my own house!" He stamped his foot down on the floor before jumping as Jackie appeared behind him.

"I didn't know we were having a big sleepover." She teased smiling at Ewan now climbing up behind Michelle and pressing a kiss to his boyfriend's cheek while squishing her in between the middle of them while she squealed. "Oh it looks like it's going to be a fun one. Are you joining in?"

"Apparently not," he admitted nodding his head and sighing. "It's my own house and I don't get a piece of this action. I mean threesome? Does that not scream a Robbie situation?" He demanded to know from everyone listening and everyone laughed as they agreed that you couldn't get a scenario that was more Robbie.

"Well I think the idea of having a threesome in a house with two small children might be a bad move especially as two of the participants are parents to one of the child," she teased laughing before bidding them goodnight as she moved back to join Niall seeing as she'd just nipped out to go to the toilet anyway. Ewan and Stuart were still squishing Michelle between the two of them when Robbie bid them goodnight and told Michelle to join him when she'd finished playing with her gay lovers.

She sighed as she hit her head back against Ewan's chest. "You realise they both just acted so nice to each other. Why aren't they like that all the time?" She demanded to know before pressing a kiss to their lips then climbed out of the bed and followed Robbie into the bedroom. "You okay, baby?" She said climbing into the bed, her knees shoving into his back so that he couldn't ignore her.

"I'm fine, Miche." He said before turning round so that he could look up at her. "You shouldn't get too close to Stuart and Ewan, sweetheart. You know you're not actually going to be here after all." He reminded her and she smiled down at him.

"Darling Robbie, I've always remained firm friends with Stuart even when you and I aren't talking to each other." She pointed out before settling down on her half of the bed but Robbie was now staring at her and she couldn't help but feel that maybe she should have left the titbit about her friendship with Stuart out of the conversation that they were having.

"I thought I told you not to get friendly with my friends."

"Oh yeah, I forgot that was the rule about being in a relationship with the mighty Robbie Ross. I just thought that the idea went with being friends with Jackie because gods forbid I should be friends with the love of your life, Robbie. I mean, seriously. I'm just the girl you come to every time she stamps on your damned heart. I'm just a fucking fuck buddy, aren't I?" She demanded to know as she climbed out of the bed and started towards the bedroom door. She didn't even know why she was so upset. It wasn't as if she was in a relationship with him after all.

Before she even had the chance to reach the door, Robbie had his arms around her. "I'm sorry, Miche! I didn't mean to be such a bitch about that." He whispered as he pressed a kiss to the top of her head. "I don't mind you being friends with Stuart. It's nice to see him so smiley actually and it looks like Ewan loves you too." He sighed. "Now how about you come back to bed and ignore that silly old fight that we just had?"

"Do you know what?" She said turning round to look at him as she pressed a kiss to his lips before climbing into the bed again. "I also think that I finally understand why Jackie and you are always fighting!" She teased before curling up in his arms and sighed as she realised in two days it would be Christmas and she needed to get them together by then, right?

TO BE CONTINUED...