Never Expected That To Happen! Chapter 6: What Just Happened?, a gilmore girls fanfic

MAY CONTAIN LINES FROM SOME SEASONS OF GILMORE GIRLS Written By: Amy Sherman-Palladino

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Chapter 6

It had been hours since Logan, had seen Steph and Finn he was starting to wonder what they were doing when he remembered that Finn was most likely sleeping and Steph was most likely shopping. That left him and Colin sitting on the beach looking at the girls as they walked by, but Logan wasn't actually looking his mind was on the brunette from the hallway he couldn't get her out of his head.

"Logan how about that one?" Colin asked.

"Which one?" Logan asked looking around to see who Colin was talking about but he wasn't actually seeing.

"What do you mean which one? I'm talking about the one that is practically standing in front of us with her friend talking to the life guards." Colin said pointing to a petite blonde that had her arm laced through a patient short haired brunette they were throwing themselves at the life guards.

"They look pretty occupied to me Colin. Why don't we just have a night in with Steph and Finn tonight?" Logan asked hoping that his friend would say yes.

"Is Logan Huntzberger really saying no to a night out with a couple of good looking girls?" Colin asked incredulously.

"Yes Colin I am. Now lets go back to our rooms and see if we can wake Finn up then go find Steph." Logan said getting up and walking back in the direction of the Hotel, he looked back to see if Colin had followed him or not and he saw that Colin was looking at him in disbelief. "You coming or not Colin?"

"I'm coming I'm coming hold your very expensive horses." Colin said getting up.

Logan and Colin walked back to the hotel when they got to their rooms Steph was just getting there and she had six bags on each arm and two bell boys with double that. 'How can she buy all of that in one shopping trip?' Logan asked himself.

"Hey Steph what did you get today?" Colin asks.

"Well I got this really cute sundress, some more bathing suits..." Steph stopped talking when she noticed that neither one of them were listening. "Why do I even bother?" She asked no one in particular.

"That's a good question Steph cause neither do we." Logan said, earning a punch from Steph.

"Owww that hurt."

"Oh really?" Steph asked.

"Yeah it did."

"Well you deserved it. Now if you will excuse me I am going to go put away the things that I just bought. Come and get me in two hours and we will go find Ror." Steph said leaving them standing in the hallway without waiting for a response.

Logan looked at Colin and said. "I guess that's our cue to go wake up Finn because you know its going to take that long." Colin just shrugs his shoulders in response. They walk down to where Finn was moved and pull out their spare key to his room and opened the door. When they walk in it is pitch black, they can barley see in front of themselves so they walk as slowly as they can to Finn's bed and find that he is fast asleep on his stomach wrapped up in a blanket.

"Colin grab one end and I will grab the other. When I count to three pull as hard as you can." Logan whispers to Colin they both walk to different ends of the bed and grab a section. "One, two, three!" Logan semi-whispers semi-shouts and they pull hard on the blanket till Finn lets it go, but other than that he has no reaction.

"What now oh mister genius?" Colin asks

"Where's the alcohol, maybe that will work." Logan says and starts looking for Finn's stash, when he finds it he grabs a bottle goes over to the bed opens it a waves it side to side under Finn's nose.

"Mmmmm. Smells good." Finn mumbles taking the bottle out of Logan's hand drinking some then falling back asleep.

"Got anymore ideas Huntz?" Colin asks from the other side of the room.

"Just one more and I hope this works or we need to think of something else." Logan says as he crosses the room to the curtains and yanks them out of the way so the sunlight can filter through the room. Not even a few seconds after the curtains open, Finn starts screaming and flapping like a fish in his bed.

"Mates what the bloody hell is going on! Why the bloody hell you wake me up like this!" Finn yells.

"Man Huntz that was pretty mean even for you." Colin said

"So now that I have been rudely awakened would someone tell me what the bloody hell is going on?" Finn asks.

"Steph wanted us to..." Colin started to explain but Finn interrupted him.

"Why in the bloody hell would Steph want to wake me up. I am going to go back to bed. Leave!" Finn yelled rolling back over and started to go back to sleep. Logan knew of one last thing that would wake him up and he didn't know why but he wasn't to happy about it.

"Rory." Was all that he said. Finn jumped out of his bed and started bouncing up and down.

"I can go wake Love up now! Yay!" Finn said clapping his hands like a girl.

"Yes Finn we can go find Rory. Now you have ten minutes to get dressed before we have to go get Steph." Logan said walking out of the room, he looked down at his watch and saw that giving Finn ten minutes might have been a mistake because waking Finn up had taken longer than he had expected, they were going to be late to pick up Steph. 'Damn she is going to kill us.' Logan thought to himself.

"Alright mates I'm ready to go find Love. Onwards and Upwards!" Finn shouts at the top of his lungs, Logan looks down at his watch and sees that it only took him four minutes to get dressed. 'He is never dressed that fast, sometimes he takes longer than Steph.'

"What is up with him its like hes not the same person we woke up a little while ago?" Colin asks Logan.

"I have no idea Colin but we better get to Steph's room before she kills us for almost being late."

"Huntz man there is no almost being late we are late even though Finn took less time than ever to get dressed we are still late."

Colin and Logan look at each other and say at the same time. "Shes going to kill us."

They walk down the hallway following Finn to Steph's room and they knock.

"Your late." Is the first thing that she says when she opens the door.

"Nice to see you too Sweets." Finn greets here kissing her cheek.

"Hey Finny, I wasn't talking about you though I was talking about the other two stooges." Steph said crossing her arms over her chest and stepping back into her room so that they could come in and shut the door.

"Sorry we are late it took us longer than we expected to wake Drunkie over there up." Logan said jerking his thumb in Finn's direction.

"So Sweets when are we going to go find Love?" Finn asks Steph.

"I actually changed my plans we are not going to go find Ror we are going to just hang out the four of us. We will go find her tomorrow at some point how does that sound?"

Before anyone could respond they heard some shouting coming from the hallway and wanted to know what it was about so they cracked the door open to see what was going on. What they saw no one was expecting.

"ET if you do not put me down right now you will regret it and I will take something very precious away from you! Weren't you not supposed to be coming for another few hours when did that change?!" There walking down the hallway towards them was a blonde guy in some type of military uniform with a petite girl thrown over his shoulder, they had to keep from laughing.

"Awww Mary Mary, why wont you let me have my fun after four years?" The blonde guy whines.

"Because Bible Boy it has been FOUR YEARS! Ever thought of that?! Now put me down!" The girl yells hitting the guy all over the place. The blonde ignores her for a few more steps until he stops in front of one of their old rooms.

"Now Mary are you absolutely sure that you want me to put you down?" The blonde asks in a tone that make Logan a little suspicious.

"Yes Bible Boy. Now put me DOWN!" The girl demands the guy that she keeps calling 'Bible Boy' yanks her over his shoulder and drops her on the floor none to gently either.

"TRISTAN! What did you do that for?!" The girl asks from her sitting position on the floor blowing her hair out of her face. Logan, Colin, Steph, and Finn cant get a good look at either of them without letting them know that they are watching.

"You told me that you wanted me to put you down, so I did." The guy said as an explanation.

"Oooooh That's it ET I am calling my mother!" The girl threatens. Everyone that is in the room with Logan just exchange looks and all are thinking. 'Who would call their mother because they got dropped on their ass, and what would their mother do that is so bad.'

"Oh God please please please Mary don't call her. Ill do anything you want just please don't call her. I am to young to die, and you know she will kill me for this but more importantly for before I left. Please don't call Ill do anything you want just don't subject me to that! I am begging you!"

"Mate that guy sounds really scared of the Shelia's mom. Why do you think that is?" Finn asks in a whisper.

"I don't know Finny but I would like to hear and try to see the rest of this so please wait and ask questions." Steph whispers back.

"It doesn't look like your begging to me." The girl says.

"Marrry." The guy whines.

"EEETTTTT." The girl whines back.

"But Mary I'm in my Class A uniform, I cant get it dirty."

"You should have thought about that before ET, now you know what you have to do so either you do it or I call mom. Those are your choices so choose wisely." The girl states. The thought that is running through everyone's mind is 'What is it that he has to do, for her not to call her mother?'

"Fine Mary Fine you win." They hear a shuffle then the guy say. "Is this better Mary?"

"Why yes Bible Boy that is perfect. Now what were you saying?"

"Are you really going to make me repeat all of that?" The guy asked.

"Oh you bet she is you knew what you were supposed to do before you started begging and you didn't so now you have to start over. You know how she is." Says a different girls voice.

"Parrisss." The guy whines.

"Don't you Parrisss me Tristan you knew what you were getting yourself into when you decided to do that to her now you have to face the consequences." The second girl says.

"Are you two done? Because ET here has some serious grovelling to do."

"Yes H we are. You may continue with his humiliation." The second girl says in a sadistic tone.

"Good, now continue ET."

"Very good ET very good. Now what are my regular lists of demands for making me threaten to call my mother." The first girl asks, causing everyone in the room to give each other questioning looks.

'Why would someone have to remember a list of demands unless they know the person really well and do this regularly?' Logan asked himself.

"Marrrry. How do you expect me to remember them from four years ago?" The guy starts off whining then just asking.

"Either you remember ET or I still call mom its not to late." The girl says in indifference

"Fine Fine Fine. First you want at least four cups of coffee brought to you when you wake up, along with breakfast from Luke's, next you want me to be your servant for the rest of the day getting you what ever you need, then you need another four cups of coffee at least two to four hours after the first for depending on how your days is going and weather or not you need more or less than that which is not likely, finally the coffee continues through out the rest of the day as well as food of your choice all of which I have to pay for." The guy drones on. Logan looks to his left and sees that Steph has a smile on her face that could break it in half. He reminds himself to ask her about it after.

"Ok it you are correct, but before I'm done what is the special rule to those demands?" The girl asks.

"The special rule is that if we are out of town and these demands are brought up that they last through out the time that we are out of town and a few days for when we get back into town due to the fact that Luke's is not accessible when we are out of town." The guy drones again.

"Good job ET good job I knew you could remember. I'm done now, and I am going to bed." The girl says.

"But Mary its only four in the afternoon, stay up and play with me." The guy say s suggestively

"ET you can play with yourself I have been awake for more than I would really like to admit so I would like to get some sleep. So goodnight I will see you in the morning with coffee." The girl says with a sense of finality.

"Night Mary see you in the morning." The guy says

They hear doors opening and closing, then silence.

"Steph why do you look like the cat who got the cream?" Logan asks her.

"No reason." She says shrugging her shoulders.

"There is a reason and I want to kno... Wait a minute you know who that was don't you?" Logan asks.

"I have no idea what your talking about. Night boys I think I'm gonna head to bed instead." Steph says as she pushes them out the door and closes it.

"What... Why... Huh?" Is all that either Colin or Finn can say.

"I think our little Steph is hiding something from us. What do you think boys?" Logan asks, and they just nod in agreement.

'What just happened?' Logan asks himself as he walks back to his room not looking behind him.

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