Chapter Six:

Like Duh!

Okay, so I woke up in the morning the next day and I was like, feeling AWESOME. So we ate breakfast at the Training Center and stuff like that. Obviously it tasted freaking awesome. LIKE DUH! WHY WOULDN'T IT?

So we were sent down to the training area at around ten or something. We were like, the last tributes to arrive so it felt so embarrassing, but everyone's eyes were on me and my eyes turned purple. You know, the usual when I meet new people. Like moths to a flame. I must be a really nice flame—but I'm not trying to be narcissist! I'm super duper nice! So like duh!

ANYWAYS, we went down to the training centre where some woman would talk about not fighting with the other tributes. But no one was really listening because they were all staring at ME! I mean, I'm seriously so BEAUTIFUL that NO ONE can resist not looking at me! They'd have to be crazy or blinded!

So I flirted with all the guys and made out with them at the training session, just because I can. DUH! Cato got a little jealous but that's okay because we'll get along just handy-dandy fine in the end! EVERYTHING works out perfectly in the end for me because I'm BUTTERFLY LILA MOCKINGJAY MORGANS! NO DUH!

Plus, I didn't even NEED any training. I'm already, like, SUPER awesome at everything. Like, I can shoot arrows better than KATNISS! BEAT THAT SUCKERS! But I wouldn't say that in real life because that would be mean and I'm, like, super duper nice.

LIKE SERIOUSLY!

Anyways, Cato came up to me and he was like, beating the crap out of the guys who made out with me because he was SOOO jealous. And he was all like, "Stay away from my girl!"

He called me HIS GIRL! OMG, OMG, OMG! He looked SOOOO HOTTT when he was saying that! Like seriously! All I wanted to do right now was doing more M rated stuff with him right now! But I didn't because I have to maintain my prudence*!

So that's how the rest of the training sessions went. Everywhere I went, people just stared at me. The girls were like, so freaking JEALOUS! I felt so bad for them because I was so beautiful and they were not. I mean, I'm practically flawless!

So I did A LITTLE training with the things I actually didn't know. Okay, well, I know ALMOST everything. I was a complete NATURAL at sword-fighting. I mean, the sword was just in my hand and I was like, super awesome already! It was like I had some sort of super power!

But it's probably just because I CANNOT fail anything I start. I'm FLAWLESS.

Cato is like an expert at sword-fighting and he said it took YEARS to master it! I only took seconds! But it's probably also because of my BLESSING. I'm practically a goddess. Like SERIOUSLY. I'm just so freaking awesome that I don't even know how to describe it. Like awesome doesn't even describe me. I need to make up some, like, super long name for a PERFECT person like me! Like, I need some really super awesome name to contain my awesomeness because awesome isn't enough.

I know! I'll call it the Butterfly Lila Mockingjay Morgans Syndrome**! OMG! That TOTALLY fits!

But anyways, for the next few mights, I sneaked away to find Cato to do M rated stuff. YUM! He is so freaking hot. He's like HOT! Like, he's just so HOTTTT! Maybe he has the same blessing that I do but he does have flaws... Damn... I'll probably need to dump him along the way to find a perfect boy with the perfect blessing. OMG, JUST LIKE ME!

But anyways, I like, totally aced the training and the trainer said that I had the HIGHEST chance of surviving! In front of everyone! I felt SOOOOO awesome when she said that and my eyes changed colours with my mood! Then everyone complimented me on my super hot body and my super hot eyes and my super hot everything else.

ANYWAYS! Tomorrow is the Games and I'm like, so freaking excited! Gonna kick some ass out there! Because I'm BUTTERFLY LILA MOCKINGJAY MORGANS! LIKE DUH!

Fun Fact: Butterfly's vocabulary when it comes to describing men is always along the lines of "He's so hot!"

Sorry for the late update guys! Anyways, I WATCHED THE MOVIE. A while ago. It was...okay. But I didn't like the shaky camera and I ABSOLUTELY LOATHED the whole Glimmer and Cato pairing. Holy ****, it's Cato and Clove! That's why he was so depressed in the book when she was dying! Ugh!

Oh, but I liked the slightly ancient rome music to signify where Suzanne Collins got the Games idea from. Did you know that? The Hunger Games are actually inspired from the gladiator games! Speaking of which...in 2013, I'll post up a HG alternate universe where it's gladiator games instead of Hunger Games Katniss will be in. It'll be called The Gladiator Games. :)

Anyways:

*Prudence? Like you have any. Sorry, that was my author's note. Real note: She's suppose to be innocent despite everything she's done.

**Okay, this really is an author's note. Butterfly Lila Mockingjay Morgans Syndrome? *Snorts* More like MARY SUE SYNDROME.

Anyways, reviews are amazing!