I don't own Naruto or Cookie Crisp.
"Waid a second," said Naruto. "Foxie, you only have two tails, I think I should tell Iwuka-sun."
"Iwuka-sun, Iwuka-sun!!" yelled Naruto.
Iruka asked, "What is it Naruto?"
"Wook, Foxie only has two tails," said Naruto.
"Well Naruto, Every 100 years demon animals gain a tail."
Naruto said, "Does thad means Foxie is 654 years old?"
"Nooo………" said Iruka. "It means that your fox is 200 years old."
"OOOOOooooohhhhhhhhh :-P." said Naruto.
"I'm gonna study this fox, I think this might be the son of the Nine-Tailed Fox. And Naruto, the Nine-Tailed Fox's spirit was sealed inside of you, Naruto. So you're the father of the Two-Tailed Fox."
Naruto said, "I'm da fadder!!"
The Background People said, "Dun, dun, dun!!!!!!!!"
Naruto walked up to The Fox and says, "Foxie, I am your father!!!"
The Background People said, "Dun, dun, dun!!! We didn't see that coming."
(A/N: Dun, dun, dun!!!!)
"COOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!" said Naruto, "I'm a daddy."
The next day Naruto had Ramen for breakfast.
Naruto said, "It looks like Ramen, tastes like it too, BUT IT'S A BREAKFAST CEREAL!!"
"I--i-I (stuttering) wa-ant w-w-amen. I want wamen. I want Ramen," said Foxie.
"FOXIE SPOKE!!!!!!" shouted Naruto. "Get da camera, My son spoke!!"
"He's not your son!!" shouted a voice from across the room.
The Backround People said, "Dun, dun,dun."
(A/N "Will you guys shut up!!!!")
"He is my son!!"said the Blob of Goo.
I tought you dieded." said Naruto.
The Blob of Goo said, "I'm Goo. How can Goo die?"
The Backround People said, "He has a good point."
Naruto said, "Ya he does."
The Blob of Goo said, "Did you think my entrance was to clashy, or good."
Foxie said, "I think it was to cwashy!!"
The Backround People said, "Us too."
"No, I think it was good." said Naruto.
"Thanks, Hey wait a minute!! I'm taking my son." said The Blob of Goo. "Come with me Two-Tail."
Foxie said, "My name is Foxie, you peice of shit!!"
Naruto said, "Foxie!! Go to your room, you are grounded."
"No daddy!! I'm goin with Mr. Blobby." said Foxie.
The Blob of Goo said, "Not after what you just called me!! Here you can have him!!"
And then The Blob of Goo dissappeared.