Old Akatsuki was hopping around the sand village like a big playground When suddenly naruto burst from the shade and hit Akatsuki with a sexy grenade Akatsuki got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Gai.
who proceeded to open up a can of Gai Fu When Tsunade came out of the blue.

And she started beating up Gai And they both got flattened by the narutomobile Then before it could make it back to the naru-cave Hokage popped out of his grave and took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew naruto away with a rat-a-tat-tat but then he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Sakura came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Akatsuki took a bite out of Sakura Like Akamaru took a bit out of crime And then Gai came back covered in a tiretrack But then Lee jumped out and landed on his back Naruto was injured, and trying to get steady When third hokage came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Kakashi took him out with his whip.

The he saw Akatsuki sneaking up from behind and he reached for his chakra which he just couldn't find,
cause naruto stole it and he shot and he missed And Lee deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault While Third hokage tried to pole vault Onto sakura, but they collided in the air and they both got hit by a hinata stare, oooh.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Ladies sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended jiraiya Who delivereda book which could cause erection Into the crotch of Kakashi Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as Naruto changed back into Kyuubi But Jiraya saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Naruto's head inbetween his thighs.

Then Ito and chouji, Kiba's akamaru and kiba himself, Shikamaru, Sai, Danzo, Zabuza, Tobi, Deidara, and Itachi, Konohamaru, Sasuke, and all the hokages, ten-ten, Temari, Neji, Orochimaru,Sasori, Kabuto,
And they kicked Jiraya in his writer's ass It was the bloodies battle the world ever saw With civilians looking on total awe.

The battle raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Gaara in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown... This is the Ultimate Showdown... This is the Ultimate Showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny