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51. Please do not leave your pokemon unattended at any time. They could cause carnage.

Well that wasn't thought through well was it? – Sidney

How was I to know that our pokemon would literally, bring the roof down? – Volkner

52. Please do not assume all Professors are elderly gentlemen, that stereotype just doesn't work.

That was quite hilarious, when Gold realized that Professor Juniper was a female. His face was priceless. – Crystal

That wasn't as embarrassing as watching Whitney drool over Sycamore. – Sabrina

That was rather uncomfortable. – Professor Sycamore

Wait a minute...I resent being called elderly! – Professor Rowan

53. Please refrain from using Flamethrower to heat up food, this can cause endless problems.

Flannery for Arceus' sake! You nearly burnt down that restaurant. - Brawley

Wasn't my fault that they were taking too long to bring out our food. I thought I'd lend a hand. - Flannery

54. 'Sorry, my pokemon destroyed my paperwork,' is not a reasonable excuse for not completing your work on time.

Well it did! – Flint

I've tried that excuse on many occasions. No luck. – Morty

55. Please be advised that water trainers, will have water features in their gyms or training rooms. So please mind your step.

Well isn't that fairly obvious? – Erika

Yeah, but there's always one. - Candice

Who'd have thought that Roark couldn't swim? – Crasher Wake

That's nothing; you should have seen Ruby after he fell into Wallace's swimming pool. I didn't think he knew such language! - Sapphire

56. Please do not steal your colleague's keystone.

Call it off please! For the love of god! – Sidney

I'm sorry; I can't quite hear you over the sound of Metagross' Psychic. – Steven

Note to self; do not piss off Steven. – Phoebe

He's been spending way too much time with Cynthia. He never used to be like that. – Wallace

Watch your back Wallace. Garchomp has been itching for a battle. - Cynthia

57. Flash is a TM used to light up caves, please do not think it applies to anything else.

My god! My eyes! I have to gauge out my eyes! – Elesa

Alder, for heaven's sake, put your clothes back on! - Caitlin

Now I can see why people keep declining his offers. - Skyla

58. The Hall of Fame computer is not to be used to store your photos.

Damn it, now where am I going to store my headshots. - Diantha

59. When you are offered to take something with you at the start of your journey, the Professor means a pokemon; not a person.

You should have heard Professor Birch's laughter. – Norman

I found it quite embarrassing to be honest. – Steven

Don't you just love being popular? - Wallace

60. Ball jokes. Please stop it.

Again, I don't see a problem with this. – Flint

Same. - Gold

Seriously? You two have issues. - Candice

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