15 Ways to Annoy Adray
1. Imply that he is old and needs to retire and take easy.
2. Ask him if his wife wore the pants in the relationship, since he seemed content wearing the skirt.
3. Tell him straight out that no one in Aquaria likes him, his attitudes, and that he is a social misfit.
4. Ask to marry Clair. If he says no (because obviously you, the reader, aren't worthy to continue the Lasbard name... or are female), repeat.
5. Tell him that Laselle is looking for him.
6. Ask him why he never takes his sword out of its sheath, and then continue to talk about how retarded it is to use a sheathed sword when any old stick would work just as well.
7. Say "What-ho! Pip pip! Tra la!" after everything he says. If he inquires after this strange habit, claim you did nothing of the sort.
8. Scream at him to put a shirt on.
9. Ignore him.
10. Give him a complicated answer to a simple question.
11. Tell him that Clair looks nothing like him, then ask him why that is.
12. Duct tape his mouth shut.
13. Caution him, with exaggerated concern, that he should eat less meat for the sake of his poor old heart. Try to start him on a vegetarian diet.
14. Hint at a love affair between Clair and Nel.
15. Sprinkle his geta (his wooden sandals) with termites.