Chapter 7, Daughter of a Vampire 00:17

Yay, I'm back, I'm back! Okay I know I haven't updated for a long time, but I lost the notebook that had all of my Twilight stuff in it. Then my evil cousin, who is apparently too lazy to make her own account on fanfiction… I'm probably going to get hurt for that later… oh well. Anyway she kidnapped me every day after summer school for a week. I had no idea that she went through two boyfriends a week. And she's not a whore at all. The guys at her school must be a little too desperate… I'm defiantly going to get killed for that. Also I may have lost my password for a while too… he he. I have a warning too,

1. Never forget to buy candy on Halloween

2. The little kids usually start coming around moonrise (which is before sunset)

3. Do not EVER go to some random unknown person's funeral

4. Don't break the lock on your door way to hell because I did and now demons are loose in all four corners of the earth, which is bad because guess what. THE EARTH IS ROUND, THERE ARE NO FUCKING CORNERS! So be careful, don't let any trick or treaters into your house, carry a knife with you at all times, don't forget your flashlight, and STAY AWAY FROM DEMONS. But don't let my tiny little universe/galaxy/all seven realm wide problem distract you from the story.

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Why the hell are you still reading this? Read the damn story! Oh, and happy Halloween.

(now let's see how the others are doing)

Renesme's P.O.V

"Renesme", asked aunt Rosalie, "where's Twilight?" I stopped for a second "uh, uh" man I'm stupid, I forgot about aunt Rose. She glared at us and then Quil opened his big mouth "." "QUIL" we all yelled. Aunt Rose looked surprised and said "oh, if that's al- WHAT!?!"

(Back to you Twi)

Twilight's P.O.V

We were sitting on the floor trying to figure out how to get out, when Embry shouted "the ceiling" the grabbed a baseball bat and started poking at the ceiling. A huge chunk came off. The damn hole was big enough to climb through. "Shows how much the school cares about their sports equipment" I mumbled as I pulled my self through the hole. I should be angry, I'm on the lacrosse team.

When I got home everyone was about to go see The Unborn and dad was acting like he was four again. My mom looked at me and said "you get to sit next to him" and stormed out the door. Aunt Bella shrugged and said, "I guess she's angry."

Guess what? During the movie Nessie decided to act like a chicken (which she is obviously not) and Jacob, the dumbass he is, forgot he was sitting in front of Edward and put his arm around her, Then uncle Eddie (he hates when I call him that) took my popcorn and dumped it on Jacob's head, and then blamed it on Bella, who then pushed Edward over into dad who fell over and head butted Claire, who stood up and spilled her soda on me, then my sneakers somehow got stuck to the floor and I fell backwards into Embry, which in turn pissed of mom, so she so she stood up and bumped into some random stranger, who fell onto Quil, which pissed off Claire, who started screaming at the dude (yes, a dude (you'll understand why this is important later) which pissed off his partner (also a dude (wait for it…) who elbowed Alice and wrinkled her shirt, which pissed her off and then Jasper curled up in a ball on the floor (I don't know why) and rolled into Renesme, who rolled over and started the domino effect. So by the time the ticket dude came we were all laying on the ground, some of us in pain. Needless to say we got kicked out and Quil got some random now single gay dude's phone number. Also needless to say that some random now single gay dude got a black eye (there it is).

All the way home aunt Bella was yelling at uncle Edward. I heard all of it and I was in a different car, half a mile away.

At home I took a shower and the second I finished Alice tried to play "Twilight Barbie" which ended in with Alice and I screaming at each other while Embry and Jasper were standing wide eyed in the doorway. Once we were practically heaving in anger Embry nudged Jasper and whispered "I thought you could calm them down. The Jasper's eyes lit up and he grabbed Alice and ran to their bedroom. I will have nightmares thanks to my strange curiosity. Plus my dad kinda came in like ten seconds after words and since I was still wearing my bathrobe, he kinda tackled Embry. I have a strange family.