Hi! Spring break luckily, so I'll probably be updating more frequently than usual… if I can and will that is. Enjoy! I've lost track, so Glee does not belong to me even though I'm pretty sure I said that in the first chapter.

Finn was in a mild panic. Mercedes had told him something he hoped to never see again.

"He's got PMS, you oaf." Finn recalled it clearly.

Finn clearly remembered the first time Rachel PMSed on him. She blew up at him in front of the whole glee club when he was off pitch by a fraction of a note. The fiasco lasted for about 10 minutes and Mr. Schue had to step in to prevent Rachel from scratching Finn's eyes out. In the end, Rachel cried hysterically in Mr. Schue's office under his desk. Finn was about to call the ambulance until Santana whispered to him, "Be careful frankenteen. Berry's PMS is monstrous."

"PMS?" he had no idea what that was.

"Pre Menstrual Symptom. It's what girls get right before their period. All I have to say after watching this is good luck." Santana said this like she was talking to a five-year-old. Figures that a diva like Rachel would have a diva-ish PMS stage.

'Oh dear. If that was Rachel's, I'm going to die during Kurt's.' Finn thought to himself.

"Okay, I'm done throwing up. Note to self: never eat more than one bag of chips and half of a cookie. For one, I threw up, and secondly, I'm packing on so much weight right now." Kurt said, stepping out of the bathroom.

"Well, as long as when Burt sees you, he doesn't have another heart attack." Finn joked.

Kurt's face blanched. "…Yeah. That would be t-terrible."

"Kurt, are you okay? You're really pale all of a sudden." Finn said.

"It's dad. He… he's better, but there was an accident." Kurt admitted.

"What happened?" Finn's voice was laced with worry.

"He was working on a gas problem and it exploded. It started a fire. The building would have burned down and dad would have been dead if not for the retired fireman costumer. Dad's under extreme observation and care in Lima Central Hospital for a month." Kurt said, tears now in his eyes.

"When did you get the news?" Finn asked, a bit disappointed he wasn't hearing about this until now.

Kurt incoherently mumbled something.

"What?"

"Five days ago. I didn't want to tell you because you would've charged into the hospital full force. I wanted to talk to him on my own. I don't want to be an orphan and have one of those tragic stories where I struggle to pay bills and end up killing myself." Kurt confessed.

"How come I didn't hear about this?" Finn asked, sad he was left out a second time, but less angry than the first.

"Because they told me it was immediate family only. Since he didn't adopt you yet, they said you don't count." Kurt explained.

"I don't blame you. Since, this time nobody knows but you and mom."

"Thanks. I promise if you can control your impulses, next time someone gets hurt, I will go to you first. Not Carole, not Blaine. You." Kurt said, smiling.

"Well, let's hope that time never has to come." Finn said.

They both shared a laugh, but it was cut short when Kurt's phone rang.

"Hello?" Kurt asked.

"Hey boy." It was Mercedes. She sounded worried. Kurt heard shuffling and children crying.

'Walmart' he concluded.

"Where are you? I was relying on you. I swear, I feel like I'm going crazy these days. I was hoping it was girl troubles, not this stupid curse or whatever." Kurt said.

"I'm in Walmart, shopping for your needs. I stopped by earlier and I know what's wrong with you… Finn knows. Trust me, you will thank me afterwards." Mercedes said.

"Wait, what? What's wrong with me?" Kurt asked.

"Hey! Stop that! We're gonna get in trouble! Sorry sir, my brother's just being an idi- Stop it! Sorry Kurt. I'll stop by later today to explain." Mercedes almost yelled.

"Mercede-" Kurt was cut off when Mercedes hung up on him. Kurt sighed in exasperation.

"Are you okay?" Finn asked.

"Yeah Finn… perfect." Kurt said sarcastically.

"Well at least when whatever happened-" Finn gestured to Kurt's body, especially his chest. "-they didn't take away your diva personality."

"Yes, Finn, I'm eternally grateful for that." Kurt halfheartedly smiled.

"However…" Kurt continued, "You still haven't explained why you dragged me out of glee that one time when I winked at Puck." Kurt smirked.

"He's just playing you." Finn replied.

"How do you know I'm not playing him back?" Kurt replied, amused.

"What?" Finn said, confused.

"I'm just playing cat and mouse with him… and I'm the impossibly fast mouse. I might as well have some fun in this body. Trust me, this is how I see the perks to a girl's body." Kurt said to Finn's shocked and slightly scarred/traumatized face. "So rate me. On a scale of one to ten, how cute and sexy is this wink?" Kurt asked, winking with a smirk on his face. Kurt learned to be sexy after he and Blaine started dating. They would always go a little further, and that was when he felt comfortable about Blaine teaching him. Now all that work paid off very nicely, as proven by the drool coming from Finn's mouth… and maybe the strawberry red blush on his cheeks. Wow, he didn't know that people could turn that red that fast.

"Yeah… that would be an eleven." Finn remarked, trying to wipe the blood off his nose. This should NOT be happening. But here they were, Kurt being all seductive, but not to Finn ('cause that would just be gross and weird) and Finn's nursing a nosebleed just thinking about it.

Oh joy.

"Oh shut up." Kurt said, blushing as he noticed Finn's nosebleed. He broke his pout and went to help Finn by getting wet paper towels. He climbed on top of Finn (he was just that tall) and dabbed his nose and the bloody areas.

"Geez Kurt, where did you learn to be sexy like that?" Finn asked.

"Blaine taught m- Wait. Did you just say I'm sexy?" Kurt questioned.

Finn noted that Kurt's now long hair framed his face nicely, especially his bangs.

Noting that, he leaned in to kiss him.

It was a gentle, soft kiss. That is, until Kurt kissed back. Then, it became needy… and let's just say there was a lot of tongue involved.

Unfortunately, that was the position Mercedes found them in as she walked through the door.

"OH HELL TO THE NO!"

Apologies, my spring break is long, so I'll be making up for the absence when I'm not looking for new DevArt artists to bookmark (as if I don't have enough already). I know I linked back to the thing that made Kurt a girl before and it was never mentioned 'till now, but I promise… NEXT CHAPTER WILL HAVE THE "THING" THAT WAS HOODED! Now I must leave to start the next chapter…