Chapter six
Chapter six
Cat- man, Woodpecker, Lucy, Lauren and Abi had arrived at a desert somewhere in china.
"Your Lucy-mobile has taken us to China" Cat-man stated. "Well, it's not my fault" protested Lucy "the Lucy-mobiles always decides where to go. It came to a desert in China because it senses that Tanya is somewhere around here". Abi cheered and started dancing around in unison as did Lauren.
Back in walford, Max was having a wonderful time. He was sunbathing from the roof of the café and a bird pooed on his head.
"WHAT IS THAT, WHO DARES TO POO ON HOMER SIMPSON'S HEAD?" he bellowed. "Me" said the bird. "Arrrrrrrrgh, I'm going to kill you" shouted Max as he attempted to chase the bird but fell of the roof in the process and bounced back up because he had landed on a trampoline that appeared for some random reason. He then started to do Belly dancing.
In the Vic, Phil was eating his own body weight in salted peanuts. "Man, I love salted peanuts" he sighed as he shoved a handful of salted peanuts in his mouth. Ben came along and saw the peanuts.
"Hey" he said "salted peanuts, I love salted peanuts. Can I have some?" he asked. "Yes my boy, dig in" replied Phil. So Ben and Phil ate Salted peanuts together and the world was saved from the menacing blob at the same time.
Back in China, Cat-man, woodpecker and the girls were searching the Desert for Tanya.
"Oh, where is she?" Abi moaned. Just then, Lauren pointed something out. "Oh my giddy aunt" cried Lucy. They had found Tanya who was buried up to her neck in sand. "Help me" she called. Cat-man and Woodpecker raced towards her.
"Have no fear, dear. We have come to save you" explained Cat-man. "Who the hell are you?" Tanya asked in deep confusion. "I'm Cat-man" he replied in his mysterious voice and swishing his cloak. "Great, I was wondering when some cool superhero would come along and save me" she replied.
"What happened to you?" asked Woodpecker. "Well, I was in the kitchen back home getting some crisps for the girls when I was kidnapped by the masked demon; he took me back here and buried me up to my neck". Just then, the girls could be heard screaming. Cat-man jumped round and saw none other than the masked demon holding Lucy, Lauren and Abi hostage.
"Well well Cat-man, we meet again, bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha".
Bianca Jackson had received a brand new megaphone that she ordered of EBay.
"I wonder how you turn it on" she said as she fumbled around with the buttons. "Let me" said her Daughter Whitney, grabbing the megaphone from her and switched it on. "Thanks Whit" replied Bianca.
"Shout through it mummy" little Tiffany demanded. Bianca raised switched on megaphone to her lips and yelled into it "RICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY". The windows smashed, Whitney fell to the ground, covering her ears and Tiffany was blown away. "This will defiantly come in handy" said Bianca proudly. "Yeah, by deafening the whole world" replied Whitney sarcastically.
Back in the Chinese desert, Cat-man, Woodpecker and the girls where now buried up to their necks in sand.
"You won't get away with this, masked demon" informed Cat-man. "Oh, go play with a ball of string, I'm plotting to rule the world and you can't stop me because you're buried in sand, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha" replied the masked demon. He then turned on his very powerful jetpack and flew intot he sky.
"What are we going to do now?" Lauren asked. "Well, find a way to get out of here, stop the masked Demon and save the world".
So, will Cat-man, woodpecker, Tanya and the girls save the world from the evil masked Demon, will Ricky fall victim to Bianca's new megaphone and will Max ever be his normal self again?, tune into the next chappie to find out.
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