Everyone's first night went really well apart from Tweek and Butters moaning about Cartmans loud snoring and farting stinking the room out and Tweek insisted he'd heard a noise coming from upstairs in the attic like feet and Kenny teased it was ghosts freaking the poor boys out
Yeah maybe someone was murderd and their body was put up their that's them moaning Kenny taunted making ghost noises as Tweek was gulping coffee down and shaking in fear and butters nearly shit himself making Kenny laugh more
Okay enough you two look their was no murders here and their is NO ghosts here okay now the only ones here in thise house is us so quit it okay and Kenny stop winding them up Kyle yelled as Kenny moaned Not fair i was only having fun and Butters went back upstairs as he planned to get a bath
Right first we will have breakfast then tidy up and see about getting shopping in or we will starve and maybe make plans for today Kyle said
Id love to look round those cute little stores Bebe smilled
Yeah omg they look so cute oh and see that adorable pink lacy top in the window that Jenny Simon has one like that but the one in the windows way cuter than hers said Wendy bitching about a girl in their class
That name sounds familler mutterd Cartman making Kenny burst out laughing
Yeah that's the chick that crappd her pants in class way back in 8th grade and later jumped off the school roof trying to kill herself but broke her pelvis instead and was locked in a mentle hospital for about a year Kenny added laughing
Oh yeah I remeber her now i laced her cupcake with Laxitives same time that dumb kid Pete Meleman crapped his Pants too it was all over the school news website fuck and Bebe went on to date him in high school too Cartman said
Huh I dated who Bebe said looking over at Cartman and Kenny
Crappy pants pete Melman Kenny said the blond kid Kenny added
Oh yeah him yeah he's actully really nice and it wasent his fault he crapped his pants he had stomock flu at time he's never did it again and he was laughing at you when he drove through a puddle soaking you just a few weeks ago fatass Bebe laughed
Does Pete Melman drive now I knew he was talking about sitting his test and that said Wendy
Yeah he passed like 2 weeks before Kyle did his mom helped him get a car so yeah he's really cool now and cute too Bebe sighed but he's dating another girl now also he's coming back to school next term wants to get a job in the Police department and move to new York he had family that were Police their he said he lost 2 relatives in 9/11 they were in police so he wants to carry on their good work Bebe said
Fuck the cops. They cause me nothing but trouble Kenny said pulling a face
Yesh you were busted by them a few times and sent to Juvie Wendy said Fuck dont remind me least I didn't see that asshole Trent Boyett what happend to him anyway heard he got released a 2nd time but he didn't come after us like he promised to he was so gonna kill us Kenny added
Never made it of Juvie I heard he was done for fighting another inmate who was released the same day before they made it out the main gate Boyett stabbed him inside Juvie grounds Stan said cutting in
Hell be released one day like when he's really old how long did he get now Kenny asked
Same as ushal 4 to 5 years far as I know he's still in their but don't care. He's an asshole Stan said before looking at Kyle again
Just then a loud OH NO was heard
What was that yelled Stan looking worried
Sounded like Butters he must be in trouble come on Kyle said panicking
Hey maybe Butters has crapped his pants he still has that bowel problem and has to wear a diper Cartman giggles
Shut it fatass what have I told you about respecting others Butters can't help it if he's to wear a diper Kyle yelled as everyone ran upstairs to see Butters sitting in the box room with his luggage everywhere and yelling no I can't find it where is it
Huh Butters what's wrong what can't you find dude and the mess in here you better clean it up you know the rules Kyle said
I will dont worry Kyle but I can't find Mr Ducky my squeaky bath duck Butters said earning a snigger off Kenny and Cartman
Escuse me but did you just say a bath duck Kyke said shocked
Bit old for a rubber duck arnt you Stan said trying not to laugh
No Mr Ducky and I go everywhere iv had him since I was a baby he's soft and rubbery like vinyl and he squeaks when squeezed I need him for my bath siad Butters making Kyle slap his own forhead trying to remain calm
Butters omg your nearly 17 not 7 no one at that age takes a rubber duck into the bath even Ike threw his duck away and I gave mine up at 6 Kyle said
I want Mr Ducky Butters snapped rummaging more in his luggage
Look dude it's obviouse you didn't pack him so just get your bath and forget him Kenny said getting fed up now
Fine then I'll buy a. new one out my own money snapped Butters at everyone as he stormed off to the bathroom for his bath
Butters you better clean up thise mess when you come out because I'm not doing it Kyle yelled but got no awnser
God ever regrete doing something said Kyle as they went back down stairs again
Why what's up asked Stan what do you regrete he added
Bringing bloody Butters on thise vacation fucking rubber ducks honestly he's acting like a baby Kyle mutterd trying to keep calm and ignoring Kenny laughing
Okay before we go shopping we need to make plans for today okay guys first thing is we have to get more groceries in as we don't have any now I will make a list of things we need and we will go into town soon as we cleaned up here Kyle said okay so what do we need then he added
Lots of things like milk cheese cheese spread butter margarine and that fish paist spread that's nice said Stan as Kyle wrote it down
Eggs suger juice tea coffee veggidebles Patatoes fruit frozen food bread and cereal we need to get 3 different kinds said Wendy
Yeah also chicken pizza frozen fries some micro meals too Bebe said
Cold meat ketchup tamatoes lettuce salad dressing ice cream Cookies candy chocolate and Kyles diabetic candy Kenny said
Yeah also cleaning things washing up liquid bleach washing powder toilet cleaner toiler paper cleaning pads more cloths kitchen roll tinfoil food wrapping rubber gloves trash bin liners air freshners extra toiletries Wendy added
Okay sounds fine I think iv might have left a few things out im not shure but if we see anything that we need and its not on the list we can grab it their Kyle added writing everything down
So where is the food store then asked Stan
In town it's not a big hyper market like the one back home in the mall or Wal Mart was but theirs other stores Pharmacies and boutiques for the girls couple of bakeries and the doller store and a few other little stores and the cafes Kyle said
I spotted a couple of stores selling beach toys and a couple of newsagents said Butters now over his rubber duck trauma
Yeah I noticed them too I will get a tv guide in their but yeah their is a nice selection of stores here really Kyle smilled
Right okay everyone Stan you and me are still on kitchen duty the rest of you. cheack the rota to see what chores iv marked you down for also Stan as I washed and cleaned up Yestarday your washer upper today and I will dry put away and mop the floor and take out trash Kyle smilled as Stan nodded
Okay so here's the plan guys as we know the towns not far away about 20 miniute walk so we will walk their and that will save us going round and round all day looking for a parking space and also we can see much more on foot and it's a beautiful day too Kyle said smilling as everyone got ready leave
WALK walk into town but it's miles away Cartman moaned
yeah you know walk putting one foot in front of the other and by the looks of you fatass you could do with the excisise so don't be so lazy it won't hurt you to walk Kyle said making a face
Ay you fucking mean money grabbing Jew to mean to spend gas money and I'm not fat Cartman yelled
Yeah okay big boned duh whatever said Kyle determend not to get into a fight with Cartman as it ruin the holiday
And were walking for 3 reasons really first of all I'm not spending all day going round and round hunting for a parking space I'm not wasting gas on such a short trip and we need the fresh air it will do us all good Kyle said smilling
And yeah Cartman could be doing with the excisise whisperd Stan making Kyle nod and laugh a bit
Kyle as its such a hot day did you put your suncream on and the rest of you asked Wendy as Kyle Butters Kenny Tweek and Bebe burned due to having fair skin
Yep and it's the type that allowes us to get a bit of a tan too Kyle said
Er Kyle can I wear my new Terrance and Phillip t shirt asked Kenny smilling
Shure what you wear is upto you as long as its not rude but I seen that top before and it's okay Kyle smilled at his blond freind
Okay so we need to head into the supermarket first for the groceries then maybe we can have a look around the other little stores see what their selling before heading home said Kyle as everyone nodded in agreement as they walked to into town ignoring Cartman moaning he was tierd
Suddenly Kenny noticed that girl in the white dress and long blonde hair with her redhead freind the girl with dark hair and the 2 spiky haired boys who were also their
Kenny watched the girl look in the window of the art store and he heard her saying ...oh I like that art set I love the soft delicate pastel shades their so pretty
Just like you angel Kenny thought as he watched her too shy to approach she had a beautiful voice very soft but clear then suddenly she turned round and spotted Kenny who gasped a little in shock then he smilled at her
The blonde girl returned the smile as she shyly played with the ends of her white blonde hair wrapping it round her thin pale delicate looking fingers
Kenny took that as a signe to go over and say hi and introduce himself and get to know her but then a hand grabbed him making Kenny curse a bit under his breath
Kenny come on stop daydreaming and help us Get the grocaries as your eating the food too you know and Kyles going spare in their looking for you Stan said pulling Kenny inside the building and away from the girl making Kenny a little mad as he was so close to meeting the new girl of his dreams but he was determend by the end of thise holiday shed be his girl
Hee hee so near yet so far oh Kenny that's that chappy finished next one coming soon so enjoy an Juvie is short for Juvinile hall where Trent Boyett was last seen