sanakito: Welcome back everyone. sanakito here, along with Oh for the love of Phineas.
Oh for the love of Phineas: Hey Everyone! (looks at name) STILL capitalized!
sanakito: We have another guest joining us today.
Oh for the love of Phineas: YEAH!... WAIT WHAT!
sanakito: She's also a reviewer of our story. Put your hands together for Mobygirl1!
Oh for the love of Phineas: HEY HOW COME SHE GETS TO BE CAPITLIZED! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL!
sanakito: (audience claps, Mobygirl1 sits down) Nice to have you here, Mobygirl1.
Mobygirl1: Hi!
Oh for the love of Phineas: NO I WAS THE FIRST REVIEWER! SO ME AND SANAKITO ARE THE ONLY NON-CHARACTERS THAT GET TO BE ON!
sanakito: (ignoring Oh for the love of Phineas's ranting) So, Mobygirl1, according to your review, you're a big Perry fan...
Mobygirl1: Yep, I sure am!
sanakito: Oh, for the love of Phineas! Calm down! All my reviewers are special. Oh yeah, Mobygirl1, Oh for the love of Phineas here doesn't like Perry at all...
Oh for the love of Phineas: Well DUH! (gives a spooky stare to Mobygirl1) How could you POSSIBLY like that stupid platypus? By definition he's not even a secret agent.
Mobygirl1: (scoots away from Oh for the love of Phineas; whispers to sanakito) She scares me...
sanakito: Well, it looks like we have another good show coming up...right after the chapter! See you then!
Candace and Jeremy are at the race track, watching the race cars turn left, then turn left again, then...well, you get the idea. Jeremy looks over to his girl and notices her expression.
"Candace?"
"Huh?" She said, snapping out of her thoughts. "Yes?"
"Would you rather go someplace else?"
"What do you mean?" She asked, getting a little worried.
"Well, it looks like you're bored..."
"What? Nonsense," she lied.
"Candace, we can go if you want..."
"Don't be silly, Jeremy."
"How about a movie?" He asked.
"Ok!" She quickly answered, standing up, grabbing his hand and racing away from the speedway. When they reached the exit, they noticed a Fireside Girl passing out flyers to people.
"Here you go," the girl said, handing them a sheet. The couple looks at the announcement.
"Come to The New Old Abandoned Amusement Park for Spring Break! Food, Games, Rides, a Giant Pool and Much More! Easter Sunday ONLY! Brought to you by Phineas and Ferb?" They both said together.
"Now, Candace..." Jeremy said quickly, knowing where this was going...
"They are so..."
"Why don't we go? It sounds like fun..." He suggested. "Spring Break is our time off from school, not a time to bust your brothers..."
"...You're right. They do make amazing things...as long as Buford is not the bouncer..."
"There you go. It's a date."
"I never get tired of you saying that..." She said.
In the Flynn-Fletcher's backyard, Phineas, Ferb, Alex, Alyssa, Isabella and the Firesides are all looking at the plans for the giant pool.
"Okay, guys," Phineas said as they all gathered around the blueprint. "This pool will be big enough for everyone in Danville to fit inside, but when making it, we must be careful when making the super-slide and extra tall diving board. Because of the soil at the park, we'll have to dig a hole for the foundations of the pool, diving board and slide. I received a call from the SolarGuys Corporation. Our solar panels will be here in 2 days, more than enough time to have the pool part of the park set up. Ok, let's go. Next stop: The Amusement Park!"
As the gang were getting to the park, Perry is sleeping soundly in Phineas's bed, when he receives another alert from HQ. We wakes up and looks to his watch.
"Agent P, I'm really sorry to cut your vacation so short, but an agent in Wanda's division, Agent Pinky, has been kidnapped by a woman named Poopenplotz. Pfft...Poopenplotz! Hahahaha!" He laughed, along with Carl, the Intern. "Ahem, anyway, he needs your help, Agent P. We're sending you the coordinates now." Perry puts on his hat and leaps out of their second-story window, landing on a stone in the ground, which bounced him up above their tree, where his hovercraft caught him. He flies off.
At...
***Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!***
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz was on the phone with her friend when two people suddenly appeared in her room.
"What the-" Vanessa goes back to her phone. "Hang on Lacey, I'll call you back." She hangs up. "Who are you and how did you get in my room?"
"I'm Alex, and this is my sister, Alyssa."
"Hi, Vanessa!" Alyssa exclaimed.
"How do you know my name?"
"Sorry, that's classified," Alex told her. "We came here to inform you about an event in progress."
"O...k..."
"Are you aware of the Old Abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park?"
"Old Abandoned twice?" She asked.
"Yes. We are currently developing it into the New Old Abandoned Amusement Park. We could use some extra hands..."
"No thanks. I've already got plans and-"
"Did we mention Ferb will be there?" He said. That name...
"Ferb?" Vanessa said.
"He is the one who sent us over here to ask for your services..."
"Oh...well, if it was Ferb who asked you to come here..."
"Glad to hear you're on board. We're all outside waiting for you."
"Ok."
"We'll see you downstairs then." Alex and Alyssa take their leave.
"When did Ferb ask us this?" Alyssa wondered, looking at her big brother.
"Well..."
Flashback...in the future...
Ferb: Ok, Alex. Listen up. This is very important.
Alex: What is it, Uncle Ferb?
Ferb: You and your sister must get Vanessa Doofenshmirtz to help design the Amusement Park.
Alex: Why?
Ferb: If she does not help, it could slightly alter the time-space continuum. Understand?
Alex: Yes.
End Flashback
"Oh..." Alyssa said.
"Let's get going." He said, grabbing his sister as they used their watches to teleport outside the building. What they didn't see was that Vanessa saw them vanish.
sanakito: Welcome back, guys. I bet you're all waiting on what I have in store THIS time...well...(drum roll) introducing the man with his own theme song, the man who despises a certain secret agent as much as Oh for the love of Phineas
Oh for the love of Phineas: I REALLY doubt that.
sanakito: The one...and only...Doctoooooooooooooooooooooooor ! (Dr. Doof enters from a tube above the stage coming down to the floor, audience roars,)
Dr. Doof: Thanks, everyone.
sanakito: But you didn't come in alone, didja?
Dr. Doof: Nope. (spotlight shines on Agent P, trapped in a cage)
Oh for the love of Phineas: Get just as it should be that trap's Perry the Playta-proof, right?
Mobygirl1: (gasps) You let perry go this instant or else you'll end up with an eye like Blowhole's from Penguins of Madagascar!
Dr. Doof: (backs away from Mobygirl1) She's not what she lets on
sanakito: Obviously, I will need Perry and Doof here to finish the Spring Break special, but they have taken their time out of the story to play this little game with us...well, Doofenshmirtz did, anyway.
Dr. Doof: That's right.
Mobygirl1: (growls at Doof, he hides behind sanakito)
Oh for the love of Phineas: EW! Perry's in this chapter!
sanakito: (pulls out a remote) Welcome, everyone to the Battle for the Platypus Games! (presses button, stage turns into a coliseum; everyone is in gladiator attire)
Mobygirl1: What the- I'm not even gonna ask how we are in these things...
Oh for the love of Phineas: the wha?
sanakito: Here are the rules: There are NO rules! Winners get Perry. This is a duo competition, so as being the two who doesn't like P squared, Oh for the love of Phineas and Dr. D will be on teams.
Dr. Doof: Don't hold back!
Oh for the love of Phineas: Um question WHEN I win can I KILL Perry?
sanakito: What part of "I NEED HIM FOR THE STORY" do you not understand!
MobyGirl1: But...then who's my partner?
sanakito: Introducing the counterpart to Phineas, the yang to his yin, Ferb "Superb" Fletcher! (Ferb appears)
Dr. Doof: Who is that?
Oh for the love of Phineas: an annoying, British, green haired freak who REALLY needs to talk more.
sanakito: (Do not worry, everyone. Ferb has volunteered to take part in this battle, but he doesn't know why) All right, you guys. The first game will be...(pause for suspense) revealed when we come back next chapter! I have to make you guys read.
everyone: WHAT! WHY IS "EVERYONE" LOWERCASE!
Oh for the love of Phineas: (holds up TiVo remote) can I just zup zup though it?
sanakito: No
Oh for the love of Phineas: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WERE NO RULES?
sanakito: Sorry, you'll just have to wait. Bya!