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It was only about 5 minutes until I finished my cereal, I like to take my time with my food.

"So, you want me to show you where the bathroom is?"

"Just opposite from your bedroom isn't it?"

"Yeah, hah, I guess you don't need my help after all! There's a towel already in there for you"

Pewds flashed a grin at me and went to sit on his sofa, since he was all ready to go.
I firstly place my dishes in the dishwasher and head for the bathroom. Me, being the child I am, I throw an immature scowl to the cupboard I body slammed into, and then enter the bathroom. He had a pretty large bathroom compared to mine, as mine only managed to fit a toilet, shower and a counter with a cabinet. Pewds had all I had except bath added to it. That's right, a fucking bath. Pewds was so wealthy, it made me feel I shouldn't even be in this apartment. Oh well, he's happy for me to be here, and I guess that's what counts.
I turn the shower knobs to the exact temperature I want and then start to undress myself. I slowly step into the shower, just to make doubly sure that I got it at the right temperature.

Holy shit this feels good. I don't get showers this great at my place. Oh, how I wish to live the life of Pewds, the only good thing in my house are my electronics, but I'm okay with that.

Ugh, I find it so awkward taking a shower in here, no matter how nice it feels. Just knowing that Pewds has been in here just... Gets me really flustered. What is wrong with me? I'm crushing on him like a little schoolgirl here. Get your shit together Cry, otherwise it's going to show.

After I finish washing myself and brushing my teeth in that glorious shower, I hesitantly turn off the shower knobs and step out. I notice a towel sitting on the toilet, so I grab it and wrap it around my waist. I walk over to the foggy mirror and start drawing on it. It's a thing I've always done after I take a shower, just randomly doodle on my mirror. I know it's kind of rude be graffiti-ing on Pewds mirror, but I don't think it's a habit that can be automatically broken.
I finally walk towards the door and open it. You could see fog slowly fading away into the rest of the apartment.

"Dude, you take forever in there, were you drowning in there?"

"Haha, sorry man, was just contemplating thoughts"

"It's cool bro, I got tonnes of gas anyway, on another note, I put your stuff in my spare room, the room on my left in front of me"

"Thanks, man" I walk past Pewds awkwardly because I'm half naked, and didn't exactly have the best looking body. No, I wasn't fat, but I wasn't skinny either, as well as not having any abs or six packs due to lack of exercise.

"Heeeeeeey, lookin' good there man, can't believe girls haven't tapped that yet"

Why did he say that? Goddamn, Pewds just isn't afraid to say anything. Holy shit, I'm blushing, stop blushing Cry, remember, get your SHIT TOGETHER!

"Uh, thanks man" I say awkwardly without facing Pewds. Goddamn I wish I had my mask.

"No, seriously Cry, sure you ain't got no abs or six-packs but you still got a sexay build"

Pewds, stop, before I burst.

"But I guess you already know that, I mean who doesn't?"

Why is he flattering me so much? Is he trying to get it on with me or so- Oh shit, towels slipping, gotta go. Now.

"Uh, thanks Pewds, you ain't so bad yourself, I mean I haven't seen you half naked or anything but yeah"

"Oh, believe me, you will sometime, but for now I'll let you get dressed"

I turn my head towards him and he gives me a playful wink. Grasping for dear life at my towel I walk quickly to the spare room. I slam the door and let the towel go. There I was, standing there, butt naked.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" I scream quietly to myself.

I wander around the room mindlessly thinking about what happened, until I realised I should get dressed. I see my suitcase on the bed and open it up.

I slap on a super smash bros. shirt and put a green hoodie over the top. You know, I've always wondered why my 'fans' always draw me in a green hoodie. I mean, sure green is an awesome, but I've always particularly fancied orange. I pull on some blue denim jeans and put on my new breaking bad canvas shoes. Goddamn that show is good. I quickly pamper my hair so it looks relatively decent, but not too fancy. I grab hold of my Batman wallet, put my glasses on and just as I head to the door I remember something.

"Ah, that's right, where's my baby?"
I scan through the room and see it. I walk towards it and slowly pick it up, holding it in front of my face. I tie it around my face and I feel complete. I mean, sure it does get frustrating having to wear glasses while wearing a mask, but I've gotten used to it. Now I'm ready. I walk to the door and open it and see him.

"My god you take forever, are we ready now?"

"Haha, yes, come on, let's go"

"FIIIIIIINALLY" I giggled at Pewdie's childish behaviour.

As we were heading towards the elevator I see that boy again.

"Hey, whose that kid with the hair?"

"Oh, him? That's Mason, he lives next to us"

"Huh" he kept staring at me, it was weird.

After Pewds said good morning to every fucking person in the building, we were actually ready to leave.

"Pff, and you say I take forever"

"Well hey, at least I dont take fucking ages to shower and get dressed"

"Pff, where are we going, anyway?"

"It's a surprise, heh heh heh"

Oh my god. Pewds + Surprises usually don't equal good.