Hi! Sorry for the late-ish update! =~= And as always, thanks for all the lovely reviews, favourites and story alerts!
WARNING: Extremely long text messages that shouldn't really be text messages. Okay, they're not that long. But still too long for my liking ):
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the story.
Enjoy~
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
I cannot believe this. Kagamine Len is stalking me.
STALKING ME.
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
…Rin, even he wouldn't go that far.
You just have an active imagination, that's all ;)
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
No, I'm sure it's him.
I keep seeing flashes of blond hair. And no, it's not my imagination. I AM SANE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
And when I turned around briefly to check if it was him, he waved furiously at me.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
For once, will you please come along and beat him up?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
Don't abandon me! T_T
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
Do you happen to know where Len is today?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
No, why?
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
Because Rin is convinced that he is stalking her.
He apparently waved at her when she looked back at him.
And she…doesn't sound too happy.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
WHAT?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
DUDE, ARE YOU ACTUALLY STALKING HER?
It was just a JOKE! I swear!
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
Shhh, don't text me now. It's all part of the plan.
And I'm not stalking her, I'm just following her to see what kind of things she likes :D
See my logic? ;)
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
WHAT plan?
And no, I don't follow your twisted sense of humour, which you call "logic".
You better stop. You'll scare her to death.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
What? But this is fun! D:
And I saw her looking at this crystal thing a while back…maybe I should get it for her.
It's fine, she doesn't know I'm following her anyway. Actually, how do you know?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
Uhhh…yes she does. You waved at her, right?
She texted Luka, who texted me, telling you to stop.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
I did?
=n=?
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
ARGHHH, I WAS GESTURING FRANTICALLY AT THE COUPLE THAT WAS IN FRONT OF ME TO MOVE QUICKLY OR I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE WHERE SHE WAS GOING!
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
Oh no, she knows I'm following her D:
BUSTED! T_T
May I rest in peace...
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
NOT ALL HOPE IS LOST. HAVE FAITH, YOUNG ONE!
I'll convince Luka to tell Rin that you weren't the one following her.
And hope that she's stupid enough to believe her.
Now shoo and go buy her present, no matter how passionate your desire to keep stalking her is.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
SHE'S NOT STUPID! OMO
How DARE you insult her?
And should I still buy that crystal thing?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
Your life is at stake here. You could care less about me insulting your future wife.
AVOID EXCHANGING MONEY WITH THE SHOPKEEPER FOR THE PRODUCT MADE OF THE PRECIOUS MATERIAL WE CALL "CRYSTAL".
I repeat in a less complicated phrase for your extremely slow brain to comprehend:
NO, DON'T BUY THAT THING!
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
As a matter of fact, Len just told me that he wasn't in town today.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
Really? Where is he then?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
He went to visit his grandma. Who doesn't live here.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
And he didn't even tell you, his best friend?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
She fell sick. Suddenly. So he HAD to go.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
Uh huh.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
…And he loves his grandma very much.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
Uh huh.
But couldn't he have texted you or something?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
I'm not his mom! Why would I need to know where he is 24/7?
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
Uh huh.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
...So the person that Rin saw must have been some doppelgänger!
Because it couldn't have been him, of course.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
Uh huh.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
What? Don't you believe me?
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
Of course I do.
As much as I believe that pigs can fly.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
Okay, I don't really care if you don't believe me. But I managed to stop him.
So can you at least tell her it wasn't him? Please?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
He loves her so much. Too much.
He just wanted to know what he should get her for her birthday. He's harmless.
Like a cute baby turtle that can't help but follow his mama…
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
They don't. They fend for themselves once they're born.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
They don't? Bleh, whatever.
It's for the sake of their future relationship.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
It's just one word. Or one sentence. Or one text. MAXIMUM.
Actually, make that several.
Come on. It's that easy.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Mikuo
I'm begging you. Please.
I want free lunches.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Megurine Luka
What free lunches?
But fine. I'll pass on this…message to her.
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
MISSION SUCCESS. It's all up to you now.
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
Mikuo said that Len wasn't in town today.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
What? Really?
But I saw him! I'm sure it was him!
Meh, I should've taken a closer look to be sure =_=
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
Yes really.
Mikuo thinks whoever you saw was apparently a doppelgänger.
I think it was just a hallucination from your overly imaginative imagination :)
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
Or it could be mirage.
It's okay, Rin. It was quite hot today, after all. It's understandable to see mirages.
Did you know that mirages can take shape of whatever your heart desires?
The message here is quite clear :)
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
We're not even in a desert. And no, mirages don't.
I do not even WANT Len. Far from that.
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
So what if we're not in a desert?
And yes they do. That's why travellers think they see an oasis when they're extremely thirsty…
Which means Len is, indeed, what...WHO you want...very much.
;P
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
No, and mirages don't appear as images of people.
Or at least I don't think so.
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
Couldn't pull that one over you. Damn.
Oh well.
But don't you think it's about time for you to forgive Len?
I'm sure if you do, he'll stop harassing you.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
I'll…think about it.
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Hope that was worth the wait. And for the reviewers who guessed it was the rainbow quartz this chapter:
SORRY. :D That's the next chapter. -troll face-
Rin...is an idiot in this chapter.
This was fun to write, though :)
I'm starting to really like Mikuo :P
And I'm not entirely sure about the whole "mirage" thing, so if it's wrong, could you please excuse it or (preferably) tell me to fix what's wrong?...But I'm sure about the baby turtles. :)
Preview~
From Mikuo to Len:
Do you remember what your happy face looks like?
It's like your pervy face. But less pervy.
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