Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 3!!

Me:-asleep-

Inuyasha: Shhhh!! Don't make a sound, if you wake him up, we will all die!!

Itachi: since when did you get here?

Inuyasha: he sent me a E-mail, saying that he was going to sleep for a chapter so i'm the host for now.

Deidara: as long as you don't bite me.

Inuyasha: i'll ignore that, anyway our first reveiwer is, Vikings love Ranch.

-crosses arms and pouts-

hmmph, where's MY torture?

Okay… let's see,

Let's have Naruto READ A TEST BOOK! MWAHAHAHA! THE NON-NOVELY NESS! IT
SHALL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE!

Shikamaru: …your cool, …but you must be tortured as well, dress as Barbie
coughcoughbarbie'satotalslutandmustdiecoughcough…and treat gaara as ken
(is that sick or what , yes, yes it is.)

Neji: put on an MJ outfit, and harass Itachi

Itachi: I wub you! Beat up neji for his creepiness!

Hinata: Here's a cinnamon roll

And Naruto, Lee, Sasuke, and sakura sing "Backstreet boys are gay" at a
Backstreet boys concert

Angry concert mob: Throw pitchforks at them!

CHYEAH! VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!

Inuyasha:heh, these are funny...oh wait..this was from pie...

Naruto: what? i can't handle a textbook! let a lone a sentence!

Inuyasha: SHHH!!

Naruto: sorry. -starts reading-

2hours later...

Naruto:...ugh...my...mind...it...hurts...gah...-falls down on floor foaming at the mouth-

Shikamaru: such a drag...-puts on barbie clothes- hey ken, wanna go to the mall?

Gaara:...go away...

Neji:dress up as who?

Inuyasha: she means micheal jackson.

Neji: oh...-puts on Mj clothes- cmon Itachi, lets play!

Itachi...

Neji: oh, don't be so emo!

Itachi: nobody calls me emo...-pulls out kunai-

Neji: oh crap...-painful screams are heard-

All: oh no...-turn to where author is-

Inuyasha: don't worry! i put earplugs in his ears!

All: -sigh in releif-

Hinata: yay! cinnamin roll!

Naruto,Lee,Sasuke,Sakura: Backstreet boys are gayyy!! so very gaaayyy!! they make me wanna say, hey! yer gaayyyy!!

Bacstreetboyfans: HEY! YOU CAN'T SING THAT ABOUT OUR FAVORITE BAND! -throws flaming pitchforks at them-

Naruto,sasuke,Lee,Sakura: GAH! -on fire and bleeding-

Inuyasha: ok, next up is, Zai-chan13! wait, who is that?

WOOT! that was hilarious! torturing deidara is soo fun! but now i feel like
torturing emo boy, i mean Sasuke.
sasuke: hug deidara, sing hannah montana songs as loud as you can for 3 hours
straight, eat 2 tons of all the foods you hate, go up to naruto and sakura and
beg for forgivness, glomp barney, and then sing with barney

everyone but sasuke and deidara: torture sasGAY and deidara in whatever way
you wish :D

here's popcorn, soda, and candy to enjoy while sasuke and deidara are
tortured. have fun! :D

Zai-chan

Sasuke: uhhh...why?

Inuyasha: oh, Dalton gave me a letter explaining that ehem -reads letter- if any of the guys except for the people who are my favorites will be asploded if they don't do the tourtures.

Sasuke:...darn...-hugs deidara-

Deidara: OMG! THAT'S DISQUSTING! -pukes out of hands-

Sasuke: ahem...EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

3hours later...

Sasuke: blech, i need to rinse out my mouth...

Pein: not until you eat that food!

Sasuke: oh right...well first is ramen...second is anything sweet...

Inuyasha: well here they are!

Sasuke: i hate this...-starts eating-

2hours later...

Sasuke: ugh...i don't feel so good...

Naruto: you wanted to say something Sasuke?

Sakura: hmmm?

Sasuke: yeah i wanted to say...I'M SORRY!! -starts crying-

Naruto: what a wimp...

Sasuke: Barney? i thought we sent him to jail?

Inuyasha: meh, i dunno.

Sasuke: -glomps barney- BARNEY SING WITH ME!

Barney: OK SASU-KUN!

I love you you love me...

Inuyasha: ok, i'm cutin it off there! and i think they all just want sasuke to blow up!

Deidara: i can do that, yeah. -makes a clay statue of Itachi-

Sasuke: Itachi! I WELL KELL YOUUUU!! -uses chidori on the statue and blows up-

Inuyasha: heh, that was funny...

Me:-wakes up- alright...who woke me up...

All: -point to sasuke-

Me: Saassssuuuuukeeeeeeee...

Sasuke: eh...i'm scared...

Me:-sends Sasuke to another dimension- well that's all for today, please send in more reveiws so we can have even longer chapters! :D

Please send in reveiws or Sasuke will be destroyed! and don't forget to tourture other charecters to!