A/N: BECAUSE I COULD.
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Spar Six: Romeo
Summary: In hindsight, Ike wasn't that good a Romeo
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"….you probably shouldn't be doing this, boss." Mia muttered from the chair in the corner. Ike chuckled from the windowsill. He'd just scaled the wall and clambered in to spend an hour or two with her.
"Oh come one. Give me one reason why."
"First things first, you're my boss. You shouldn't need to be seducing your own troops." She said sarcastically. Ike laughed. Mia continued. "Secondly…you're really bad at flirting."
Ike fell out the window into the bush at the bottom. Mia laughed and stuck her head out the window, throwing him his boots.
"Better luck next time, Romeo!"
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