20 Ways to annoy the characters of Twilight

by ViaDownTheRabbitHole

Basically what it says in the title. Got really bored. Aro now up!

6. Chapter 6

So just finished watching 'Remember Me' for the first time (Broke my never cried at a film title) It was so sad, i totally recommend it. This is 20 Ways to Annoy Nessie Cullen

1) Remind her constantly Edward wanted to kill her at one time,

2) Get Emmett to give her 'The Talk',

3) Ask her if she thinks Jacob is hot while Edward and Jacob are stood next to her,

4) Remind her every five minutes that Jacob kissed and loved her mum before Jacob loved her,

5) For her birthday get her a stuffed lock ness monster,

6) Ask her if she will take Jacobs paw in marriage,

7) Remind her constantly that five members of her family didn't want her to live at one points,

8) Ask her what she's gonna name the pups

9) Take a picture of her and scream 'Proof of the Lock Ness Monster'

10) Tell her Renesmee sounds like the name of a stripper

This is really short I know and I was supposed to do twenty but it was really hard to think of them. I think that Renesmee sounds like a stripper name.