Yamcha the Desert Bandit is here! I am really enjoying this, but what am I gonna do for DBZ? It's going to be mega complicated that's a start… I'm extremely sorry guys but my computer is really bad and my mom won't pay for an Anti-virus thing, so it'll always be late. And I would like to thank Anon for his lovely comment. I understand it is a little weird calling Vegeta – Goku, but I was hopefully planning on running this all the way up to Dragon Ball Super and instead of Champa and Universe 6 it'll be an OC god of destruction with my gang (Universe 8) against Universe 7. I expect seeing Vegeta/Goku meet the Vegeta we know would be quite funny.
The gang drove down the river. Vegeta sitting in the back with oolong and Raditz sitting in the front with Bulma.
"It was smart to travel down this river we're making awesome time!" Bulma smiled happily.
"That's great but why may I ask is the uncooked bacon here?" Vegeta complained, giving Oolong a hungry look "Unless this is lunch"
"I think she's got a thing for me kid, also don't eat me…" Oolong said not liking Vegeta's look "You're one creepy kid ya know"
"And you're going to be delicious when you shut up"
"I thought Oolong's special powers might come in handy so Goku, no eating" Bulma smiled looking at Vegeta, enjoying it as he pouted.
"Hey what do you mean? Are you trying to say I'm not your type?" Oolong complained, looking directly at the Azure haired woman.
"Exactly" Bulma said looking up "I'm looking for tall, dark and handsome"
"Huh? Just give it time honey you'll see, I'm the most handsome man" Oolong smiled. He cringed as Raditz tapped where his crotch was, checking the gender "Hey back off kid! I ain't that kind of pig!" he shouted, glaring daggers at the long-haired boy.
"You were right you are a man" Raditz smiled.
"Of course I'm a man you imbecile, what more do you want? I'll take a polygraph, take a blood sample but don't ever do that again!" Oolong yelled pushing Raditz back down next to Bulma in anger "And don't you get any bright ideas Goku"
"Cool it piggy, I wouldn't touch you even if my very life depended upon it… blue hair, how much longer, the smell of this swine is irritating me" Vegeta sighed, looking at his brother splash his hands in the water "Sore cease what you're doing, you'll fall in and I'm not coming to get you" Raditz didn't listen "Moron"
"It shouldn't be much longer your highness" Bulma joked (The irony is sweet, isn't it?) "This map will tell us exactly" she put her hand in her bag and rummaged for her map.
"We're been driving forever already how much longer could this take?" Oolong complained as Bulma got out the map. "where are we going that could take so long?"
"we're going to a place called Fire Mountain" Raditz smiled, looking at the title on the map "Ooh a mountain made of fire… I wonder if there's one made of water?"
"I believe those are called Water Falls Sora" Vegeta looked a couple fish swimming next to the boat "Hm, not in the mood for fish… lucky things"
"Fire Mountain!? Are you crazy? There's no way you're dragging me anywhere near that mountain" Oolong growled up in Bulma's face.
"what is so scary of a mountain, if you haven't noticed there are quite a few around… are you afraid of mountains little pig?" Vegeta said to the pig, slightly interested.
"As the name says the place is always on fire, and it's the home of the terrible Ox King do you understand now?" Oolong said to the young boy, who's expression didn't change.
"That bad huh?" Raditz peeked his head over again, smiling at the two "I doubt its always on fire though"
"Relax Oolong, Sora and Goku are strong enough to handle an old Ox" said the teen.
"I don't know about that, I've heard that the Ox king is the strongest guy in the whole world" Vegeta's black eyes shot towards the pink pig "they say he is over ten feet tall, weighs over 500pounds and is always on the prowl for any of those trying to climb up the mountain to get at his treasure. He carries a giant battle axe and let me tell you he knows how to use it too" he warned "he's been terrorising the countryside for years, if you meet the Ox King there's only one thing you can do… run… because if he catches you you'll get a really close shave" he said as he imitated getting his head cut off.
"You really heard that?" Bulma said, looking back at the now serious pig-man.
"Sounds like the guy is not very happy" Raditz said, looking at the pig as well.
"Exactly! He's radically unhappy!" he shouted while jumping "I'm outta here" he said after truning into a fish and diving into the water.
"Hey!" Bulma shouted, stopping the boat.
"Forget what I said earlier, looks like I am going fishing" Vegeta smiled as he took off his clothes and put his Byakua down before jumping into the water, ignoring Bulma's 'careful' *stupid pig, should've eaten him* he spotted a small school of fish and looked for a red one, which he found easily *found you*
"Stupid school of fish, never did like school" he said, soon yelping as he saw Vegeta swimming towards him with a scary scowl "this kids crazy!" he said as he swam away.
"Now where did he go?" Vegeta said somehow underwater. Vegeta looked around, not thinking to check beneath him before the need for air pulled him to the surface "I lost the damned fish"
"well if you want to catch a fish you've got to use the right kind of bait" Bulma said, Vegeta rolled his eyes, he knew how to catch fish but this wasn't some stupid animal like he was used to. Well, still a stupid animal, just one without gills. "Like this" Bulma pulled up a line with her panties hanging from the end of it "if I know Oolong he won't be able to resist" Bulma flung the line into the water, holding the stick at her end, smiling deviously "I think I have a nimble" she said as the line tugged a little. Bulma pulled out a familiar red fish who was biting onto her panties "Grab him Sora!"
"Ok!" Raditz smiled, grabbing onto the fish. Oolong returned to his normal form begrudgingly and sat, pouting as they continued their root "Hey where's all the food gone?" Raditz complained holding a knife and fork "Did you make a pig of yourself?"
"Poor choice of words kid" Oolong sighed unhappily "But the great outdoors does make me hungry"
"Here take this special vitamin" Bulma said passing it to Oolong. Vegeta glanced at the yellow ball, smelling something was off. His grandpa use to eat something that smelt similar when he had a bad belly, so the boy stayed away from it "it'll fil you up and give you strength" Oolong took he little ball with glee.
"It doesn't look like much but I'll try it" Oolong at the ball with gusto, ignoring Vegeta's interested smile.
"It's made from all natural ingredients, very good for you" Bulma smiled as she kept her eye on the waters.
"I just hope you, health nuts don't eat pork" Oolong snorted.
"Hey Bulma, I'm hungry can I have one too?" Raditz said giving Bulma his puppy eyes.
"That was the last one, sorry kiddo" Bulma said patting him on the head.
"See kid? It's my hoggish allure, I'm not your average porker" he smiled, then the boat stuttered to a halt.
"That's great we're out of gas" Bulma glared as her fuel gage.
"I'm guessing it's like being out of food" Vegeta said, looking at the gages.
"Very good, that's exactly what it's like Goku" Bulma said, tapping them.
"Then feed it, we can stuff the pig in it" Vegeta said back to her, glaring at the pig "He is far to fatty to be my lunch"
"Hey!" Oolong retorted "It's not fat its power"
"Hey Oolong, can you change into a tank of gas?" Bulma suggested, looking at him.
"against union rules honey, besides I'd get all used up" he said, glaring back at Vegeta.
"Then how about a paddle" Raditz smiled.
"I'd be honoured to be handled by a girl like Bulma" Oolong said sarcastically, in a 'Nyah' he changed into an orange paddle.
"Just go like this in the water and we'll move" Bulma said handing the paddle to Raditz "Good idea Sora" he smiled and put the paddle in the water, giggling to himself as the boat started moving. Vegeta got up and sat in Raditz's seat, looking at his brother paddle them along the water. After a while Vegeta raised his hand for Raditz to stop as he wanted to go. He got off and tied the boat to a tree "Be careful Goku" Vegeta walked off and took a wiz in the river "Goku, really that kid"
"Well it's too bad we couldn't make it to Fire Mountain" Oolong smiled against a rock.
"I'd hate to disappoint you Oolong" Bulma started.
"Ha! Like that's accidental" Vegeta yelled.
"but we're practically there already" she said rummaging her beg for the map while looking away from Vegeta, a little annoyed at him.
"But it's crazy to go there! Its way to dangerous!" Oolong yelled.
"M-my Dyno caps… they're missing… no…" Bulma shuddered in fear, near tears. Raditz looked at her curiously, wondering why she was upset? "AH, WE'RE TRAPPED IN A WASTE LAND WITH NO WAY TO GET OUT!" Bulma screamed. "I think you took our Dyno Caps just like you took our lunch you little porker!" Bulma yelled glaring into his face.
"Hey I resent being called little" Oolong growled.
"What's the matter?" Raditz asked, watching her run back and forth. He watched her drop to her knees in despair.
"You don't understand! Without the Dyno Caps, we're stuck here, no boats, no bikes, no nothing!" Bulma cried.
"But," Vegeta said as he and Raditz were lifted off the ground with Nimbus "Why can't you just walk, you have legs" he snorted "and hi there, Nimbus" he smiled at the small noises she made.
"That's easy for you to say, you can fly the Flying Nimbus!" she yelled, glaring at the two hovering above her.
"So long suckers" Oolong said as he ran away sneakily.
"Why not have Oolong turn into a bike?" Raditz said, sitting down and petting the cloud.
"That's a great idea Sora! You are on a roll today" she smiled turning around but seeing Oolong was gone, she got a bit mad "He ditched us!" she shouted.
"I am resorted to hunting this walking piece of bacon twice? Oh, well, Sora, we are catching him before he gets far… come on Nimbus" Vegeta said, his tail tapping the cloud as she set off where they thought Oolong might've gone "Oolong, you, fat pig show yourself you coward!"
"Oolong! If you come out, I'll give you slop! Oolong come out come out wherever you are" Raditz shouted, also looking for the pig meanwhile Oolong watched them with a dark smirk.
"If they think I'm dumb enough to fall for the pile of slop trick then they're even dumber than I thought" Oolong smiled being a rock.
"We can't find him, and I think Goku is gonna blow his top off soon as well" Raditz said to Bulma.
"That blasted swine is making a mockery out of me! I will eat him no matter the hours it'll take to burn off the fat from his greasy body!" Vegeta yelled angrily "Damn you pig!"
"Grrr I knew I couldn't trust him" she growled out, then grew a sly smile "Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!" she called out through clenched teeth. Not far from them, within ear shot, Oolong's stomach started to react to her chant of the word Piggy, Raditz joining in for some unknown reason.
"What's wrong with my poor stomach?" he cried as the chanting continued, holding his beer pig gut tightly "oooooww oh, oh I'm gonna blow!" he shouted grasping his behind and running behind a bush.
"Hey Oolong! Remember that Vitamin I gave you? It's really a pill that makes you have to go squatty potty any time someone makes the piggy sound!" Bulma called out evilly "You're not going anywhere!"
"Oh, that's perfect" Oolong mumbled to himself.
"I guess I have you under my power now little piggy" Bulma smiled, but stopped as she watched Raditz pull out his Power Pole, both pointing at Bulma "What's with you?"
"You're a witch and you put a spell on Oolong, admit it" Raditz growled, his tail shaking.
"I am somehow related to you?" Vegeta sighed while sitting on the Nimbus, watching out for the pig *Follow the scent of defecation and you find the pig, how revolting, but a good way of tracking*
"Oh Sora don't be so naïve" Bulma smiled at the boy "If I were a witch I wouldn't need the Dragon Balls to grant my wishes" she said to the nervous kid "That pill was just a little bit of science to control cowards like Oolong" Raditz calmed down a bit now, then turned as he saw Oolong walking towards them with Vegeta sitting on Nimbus above the pig, looking disgusted.
"Oh yeah Cheap Shot… and kid, it's rude to interrupt people while doing their business" Oolong growled at the kid who just scoffed "Lucky for me I brought some toilet paper along" he grumbled.
"So, I trust my little pill will keep you in line?" Bulma smiled.
"Yeah…" Raditz curiously walked over to the pig, inspecting him "Yeah I'd be in line to give you a piece of my mind"
"I bet this kinda stuff wouldn't happen if you acted nicer" Raditz smile, patting Oolong on the head (His growth spurt will arrive eventually. Vegeta will be about 5'8, my reason? Well I assume he's short because of Frieza or sitting in those pods for so long, seriously it took a year to get to Earth and it hurts my back sitting like he did for bloody 2 hours let alone 12months! So yeah he'll be taller, but Rad will still be 7'9. Also, Vegeta will barely change, he'll remain a badass and Raditz is gonna basically replace Goku, maybe a bit more childish? I dunno yet)
"I can still take ya Porcupine" Oolong glared fire as Raditz made a funny face at the threat.
"Piggy, piggy, piggy" Vegeta said evilly as he watched Oolong run back into the bush "There seems to be enough leaves encase you run out of Toilet Paper" he smiled.
"Well I need my Motorcycle Now Oolong" Bulma said, looking at him return to them with hateful eyes at a smirking Vegeta.
"You lazy…" he growled as he turned into a bike.
"Hey uh this isn't exactly what I had in mind" she said at the old lady bike.
"Me either toots" Oolong sighed as she got on him.
"Well, it'll have to do" she said begrudgingly. As soon as she sat down Oolong basically collapsed like he was made of silly putty "Ah! Can't you do anything, right? What do we do now pork chop" she growled at him, watching Oolong's strained face.
"Look you amazon, do you think it's fun being squashed to the ground by a horse like you?" Oolong returned to his normal form, looking at Bulma directly "This is the thanks I get? What's the use, I can only hold a shape for five minutes anyway then poof. Everyone thinks shape changing makes you stronger than you really are, but it don't. I couldn't carry you outta here even if I wanted to… but I have another idea" Oolong soon turned into Bulma's panties "Here how's this Bulma? Put me on then only one of us has to walk"
"3, 2, 1" Vegeta counted, looking at Bulma's angry face.
"You pervert! Take this!" she yelled slapping him hard to the ground.
"Next time maybe you should try being her hat?" Raditz suggested, looking at Oolong on the ground "you'd make a nice hat"
"ironic how she calls him a perv when she flashed herself to the old man earlier, who's the perv?" Vegeta smiled as Raditz starting to giggle "Irony seems to commonly follow city folk"
Continuing the journey on foot, Raditz, Vegeta, Oolong and Bulma made it to the uncharted and unexplored and uncool… a large desert that looked to stretch on forever. While Bulma and Oolong were panting heavily from the lashing whips of heat from the sun, Raditz and Vegeta were absolutely fine.
"We gave up riding Nimbus to walk with you, try and keep up. I'm getting sand in my pants" Vegeta growled, his tail waving behind him "or in simpler terms, hurry the bloody hell up"
"You aren't a city kid Goku, you and Sora are used to the wilderness but I'm not I should be pampered" she said calmly, looking at the landscape "my gosh look at this place"
"Yeah, somethings, not right? I keep getting the feeling we're being watched. It's giving me the creeps" Oolong said, looking at the landscape along with Bulma "But it's so desolate I can see the curvature of the Earth?"
"I can't stand it!" Bulma said as she plopped down on the hot sand "I'm going crazy"
"You ok?" Raditz said, looking at Bulma sitting on the ground "Are you giving up?"
"No! yes… maybe, I don't know!" she said, looking defeated "I want a bath, I need air conditioning, I don't want to be stranded in the desert without a boyfriend or my Dyno Caps anymore!" she cried kicking herself along the ground until she made it under a dead looking tree thing.
"Her passion for self-centeredness inspires even me" Oolong said a little surprised and embarrassed to be around her.
"Her idiocy never ceases to amaze me? Me and Sora have survived absolutely fine without all of these things and she's acting like it's the end of the bloody world?" Vegeta said, a little taken back at her reaction "she isn't going to die without a bath, air-something, a male friend nor those bizarre capsules.
"ah shade… nap time" Bulma said just realising she wasn't in the sun. the other three looked at her like she was mad a little.
"Let's rest for a bit" Raditz said, watching the other two nod a bit in confusion with the teen thinking it was a good idea to sleep in the desert. He sat down and he hugged his belly "I sure am hungry"
"there are no animals to hunt, so best we wait till we get out of this waste land" Vegeta said, looking at his brother "I'm sure the girl will wake eventually Sora, in the meantime let's just take a break" Raditz nodded and laid back, looking into the blue sky but didn't see a cloud. So, he watched Vegeta's tail sway.
"Victims" Puar smiled evilly, looking through her telescope at the four "Yamcha!" she shouted jumping down some ladders (She sounds like a girl, so I'll call her a girl. I don't know her real gender) she looked to her 16year old friend who was eating at the table "Yamcha! Victims! Wahoo!" she cheered happily.
"Well it's about time" he smiled wiping his mouth with a cloth "we've had quite a dry spell since we hijacked that caravan haven't we Puar" he smiled, looking at his intended victims.
"They're right down there Yamcha" she chirped, looking down from their home. She pointed and grinned "Can you see them? Can you see them?" he merely grinned. He could see them alright, and was looking forward to taking their stuff.
"Only three? No Biggy" he smiled as he turned and got ready to leave the house.
"I'm starving over here" Oolong groaned holding his belly.
"I'll find us some food, Goku, you wanna come with?" Raditz said looking at his brother.
"Hm? Yes, I might as well, it's better than doing nothing" Vegeta said as he got up and stretched "I should've done some sword practice instead of sitting on my behind, oh well, too late now to this of regrets"
"That's the spirit" Raditz grinned with his thumbs up "Oolong, do you like bacon?" Raditz suggested, looking at the pig get in his face.
"What are you brain dead!?" Oolong calmed and looked to where a buzzing noise was emanating and getting closer "I think someone is coming"
"What is it?" Raditz questioned, squinting his eyes for a better look.
"If it's moving then it can be eaten, or, perhaps it is someone who can help you poor souls with a vehicle… seeing me and Sora have Nimbus" he said watching the cloud of sand approach faster.
"It ain't no camel" Oolong said "And kids, don't eat camels, they taste terrible"
"Who the hell is this?" Vegeta said mostly to himself as he watched Yamcha pull up to them, he immediately took interest in his sword *So he too wields a sword? How interesting…*
"Greetings" Yamcha said blankly as he got off his old odd styled bike "I am Yamcha, I am master of the land you trespass"
"It's my land too" Puar smiled.
"You needn't fear me. Just hand over your money and any Dyno Caps you may have, and I'll let you pass in peace" he said trying to sound as elegant as possible.
"You're Puar, we went to shape shifting academy together" he said pointing at the rabbit cat creature thingy.
"I remember! And you were a loud-mouthed bully! He always picked on me and stole my lunch money because I'm small!" she shouted, glaring at Oolong.
"I'd say the tables have turned my friend. How does it feel to face someone bigger than yourself little piglet" Yamcha said, looking down at the pig squirm.
"This guy looks pretty tough kids, you two think you can take him?" Oolong said hiding behind Raditz and Vegeta.
"It's just like in the old days; the swine still hides behind someone when in trouble!"
"Not much courage huh Puar" Yamcha mocked.
"That's right, not an ounce of courage on that porker!" she yelled sticking her tongue out at them.
"Puar, if I ever get my hands on you" he snorted.
"Sounds like you've always been a shady slice of bacon, hm?" Vegeta said looking behind him.
"Ok boys enough talk, either hand over your goods or prepare to fight me" Yamcha warned, staring at the pig who hid behind the two unfazed boys *These kids must be really brave or really stupid… probably both*
"Hey Goku, Sora, how strong are you?" Oolong asked, clinging to Raditz knowing Vegeta would push him away.
"I'm super Strong" Raditz smiled.
"And I'm even stronger" Vegeta said with a smile, a longing for a fight glinted in his black eyes as he looked at the older fighter *Someone I can test my strength on, I haven't met another wielder of the blade… this should be interesting, or disappointing*
"Alright big shot! The bigger you are the harder you fall; you may think you're looking at an easy fight but my guys will slap you both silly before it's all said and done" he smiled. Vegeta's left eye twitched a little as Yamcha went for his sword, while Raditz was looking at the rabbit creature.
"Prepare to defend yourself" he said as he drew out his blade, it wasn't like Vegeta's Katana, this was more of a scabbard, not as fast but could deal as much damage as Vegeta's Katana if used properly.
"Make pork chops outta him Yamcha!" Puar cheered on, jumping up and down.
"Alright, destroy him guys!" Oolong shouted after hiding behind the bone tree thing that Bulma was sleeping under.
"Oolong, why should we destroy this guy?" Raditz asked, pointing at Yamcha "Did he hurt anybody?"
"Haven't you been listening!? That sword isn't made out of rubber you know, he plans to kill us you moron! Is there more hair than brains on your head!?" Oolong shouted.
"I don't want to fight you, but if I have to defend my friends then I will" Raditz said staring deep into Yamcha's eyes "Believe it" (Yeah I stole it from Naruto, sue me)
"I admire your bravery kid" Yamcha said blankly.
"Is it bravery or stupidity?" Oolong questioned to himself. Oolong turned around as he heard a loud noise seeing Bulma snoring "Geeze I thought it was an Earthquake" he joke/mocked.
"Hya!" Yamcha threw his sheathe into the air, Raditz foolishly took his eyes off of Yamcha to watch it be caught by Puar. Yamcha slashed at the sand, he felt feet land and hop off his back, Vegeta had saved his brothers butt once more. Yamcha turned and went at Vegeta who dodged and was standing in front of Puar, as Yamcha swung down he jumped out the way leaving the Bandit to stop the blade from hitting his friend inches from her head. Yamcha held the back of his sword as he ran at Vegeta giving a battle cry the boy deemed a mewl. He swung again but Vegeta jumped into the sky and pulled out his Byakua, smiling at the challenge. Vegeta brought the katana above his head and as gravity pulled him down he pulled his sword down as well. Yamcha blocked with both his hands holding out the sword, sparks flashed from the contact.
"Byakua: Sky Slash!" Vegeta swiped the sword through the air, the shock wave hit Yamcha in the chest pushing him several feet away from the 12year old (Yeah it can use magic or something like that, otherwise it'd just be some old sword and not as powerful as the power Pole. Had to make up something but hey, it's an AU, it's not like I'll be assassinated for giving a sword elemental properties)
"Unbelievable!" Puar cried.
"Believe it! Goku's taking the win home!" Oolong grinned.
"Go Goku!" Raditz cheered, holding out his Power Pole as some sort of support.
"You have great power for a little one… don't you?" Yamcha panted as he walked, more like limped, towards Vegeta.
"I accept your admiration, my grandfather taught me and my brother the art of such weaponry" Vegeta smiled, holding his sword as if his grandfather's very life was embedded in it.
"Ah the Byakua Katana" Yamcha said, then glanced at Raditz "And the Extending Power Pole…" he looked back at Vegeta, who's stoic face didn't waver "only one man could've given those to you… who is this grandfather of yours?" he asked as he inspected the blade and pole the brothers had while clutching his bruised ribs.
"His name was Gohan" Vegeta said plainly, although you could slightly tell that he held pride in that name "And he died a long time ago…" he looked down while Raditz looked at his brother nervously, feeling bad for the incident.
"I knew of him, but even with your sword and all he may have taught you, I'm afraid you're still no match for me" Yamcha said standing straight even though his chest still burned "I will have that Sword's power, as well as the Pole's. Give them to me or prepare to fight to the death"
"Uh oh, we're dead lunch now" Oolong shuddered.
"I will never part from a gift from my Grandfather" Vegeta said, holding his Sword in a challenging position "come at me Desert Bandit"
"You're not the only one with special powers kid" Yamcha got into a strange stance, Vegeta staying on his guard as a small amount of force tickled his skin "Watch this" he said as he started running towards Vegeta. his running started to imitate that of a wolf somehow? "Wolf Fang Fist!" he shouted, the spirit of wolves guiding him to his target. Yamcha kicked him then started furiously punching the kid, making Vegeta go through multiple white wooden pillars.
"Guess we won't need a headstone…" Oolong shivered.
"Goku…" Raditz said, looking at the pile of rubble.
"Why do I always back the loser, why does it always have to happen this way!" Oolong complained to himself seeing the happy Puar run to her Bandit "Now he'll come for me!" Yamcha turned and started walking towards Oolong.
"No!" Raditz said holding his Power Pole and standing in front of Oolong. Oolong changed into a fly and flew away "Oolong come back!"
"Now's your chance Puar, get the pig" Yamcha smiled proudly and Puar went after Oolong "Pig, give me what you have or you end up like your friend" he said, leaving Raditz to run at the pile of rubble.
"That's a choice huh?" Oolong said, rubbing his head after Puar smacked him to the ground "There's absolutely nothing worse than getting ripped off…" he sighed going through his pocket.
"Make it snappy Pig my patience with you is wearing thin" Yamcha warned "And after that I'll retrieve the Power Pole and Byakua"
"I'm too hungry for this" Vegeta said as he climbed out the rubble "Ah! Get offa me ya hedgehog!" he yelled after having his brother jump on him. Vegeta pushed him off and glared at Yamcha "Hey! I'm not done with you yet!" he shouted as he stomped towards Yamcha.
"If you truly had enough brat, go back to sleep amongst the rubble and don't provoke me again" Yamcha scoffed at him.
"Come on" Vegeta go in his own stance, glaring at the Bandit "I'm not even warmed up" Yamcha jumped at him preparing to deliver a devastating fist, but it was countered by one of Vegeta's own fists. Yamcha struggled with the boy until Vegeta poked his eyes and pushed him in his face so hard he bounced off one of the weird formations into the sand.
"That's it kid" he growled holding his left eye, Yamcha began running at Vegeta while screaming like he stood on Lego.
"I'm gonna die if I don't get some food…" Vegeta sighed, holding his aching stomach.
"why are you just standing there Goku!? Do something!" Oolong yelled at the hungry boy.
"Bulma, can you wake up please" Raditz said nudging the girl awake.
"Gee whiz guys what's all the screaming?" Bulma said, rubbing her eyes of sleep. Yamcha froze when seeing Bulma sitting up *She's gorgeous…* he thought as he fell in love, he collapsed on his side not long after.
"Master" Puar called as she ran over to him.
"Puar you know I have trouble around beautiful women" Yamcha whispered to his cat/rabbit.
"I know" she said as they took off in a hurry.
"I guess we put them on the run, didn't we?" Oolong said, relieved they had gone.
"Hey guys who was that hunk? He was absolutely dreamy!"
"Bulma, just shut up…" Vegeta said, unable to say anything else to the blue haired girl.
"He tried to kill us" Raditz frowned "Can we eat now?"
"A girl!?" Yamcha yelled to himself "A warrior toppled by a girl is humiliating!" Yamcha growled out.
"Yamcha she had nothing to do with it, you just tripped" Puar said calmly.
"That's a lie Puar" he said banging his clenched fists on the table "I froze when I saw her… but I will overcome my fear of women! Those fools have not heard the last of Yamcha!"
"Hey! its Sora Son! i h ope you join us next time for Chapter 6 'keep an eye on the dragon balls'! we apologise for taking so long with this, and it might be a while until its updated again... also we're contemplating on deleting Reformation due to us having such a writers block for it, anyways see you guys next time!"