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Chapter 5 - The Proposal
The next day we see Sebastian and Thad hiding in the bushes looking at the Hummel's cottage.
''Heh! Oh boy! Kurt's gonna get the surprise of his life, huh Sebastian.'' said Thad.
''Yep. This is his lucky day!'' Sebastian smirks while letting go of a branch, which swings back and hits Thad in the mouth.
Sebastian turns to the band, wedding guests and others, apparently just out of sight of the Hummel's cottage. ''I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first, I better go in there and... propose to the boy!' the crowd laugh heartily, while girls are crying their eyes out. Sebastian grabs Thad by the collar ''Now, you Thad. When Kurt and I come out that door-''
''Oh I know, I know! I strike up the band'' he turns and begins directing the band in and they being playing "Here Comes the Bride." Sebastian slams a baritone over his head.
''Not yet! You imbecile.''
From inside the instrument, he mumbles a ''Sorry!''
-K&B-
In the cottage, Dani is sitting in a chair reading the book Kurt brought back from the library; she was really liking it and she wished she found her own prince charming with black hair and blue eyes. Suddenly there is a knock at the door, taking her out of her daydreaming state. She puts the book down and walks to the door.
She stands up on her toes to look through the pep hole. She peeks through and sees Sebastian. She moans, and suddenly the door gets pushed open.
''Sebastian, what a pleasant...surprise.'' She backs away from the scumball.
''Isn't it though?'' and smiles ''I'm just full of surprises. Now where is Kurt? This is the day I'm gonna make his dreams come true.
''What do you know about his dreams, Sebastian? Besides, he is not here.''
''What! Anyway, picture this.'' Sebastian plops himself down in the chair and props up his mud-covered feet up on Dani's book. ''A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little husband,'' He begins to kick off his boots and wiggle his toes through his holey socks, ''massaging my feet, while the little ones play with the dogs.'' Dani looks positively disgusted; she couldn't imagine Kurt being married to this slim ball. Sebastian then gets up next to her face. ''We'll have six or seven.''
''Dogs?''
''No, Dani! Strapping boys, like me!''
''Imagine that.'' She picks up her book, places a mark in it, and puts it on the shelf. Sebastian walks up behind Dani.
''Now where is Kurt?'' and forcefully turns her to face him holding her shoulders.
''I don't know.'' Dani said bravely, which wasn't a complete lie; she didn't know if she would even see Kurt again.
''Well then, I guess I could always go for a wife. And do you know who that wife will be?'' he said and lifted his eyebrows up and down.
''Let me think.''
Sebastian then corners her against the bookshelf ''You, Dani!''
She quickly ducks under his arms ''Sebastian, I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say.''
Sebastian pushes chairs and things out of the way until he reaches Dani and traps her against the wall. He has both of his hands close to her face on the wall supporting his weight ''Say you'll marry me. And be my little slave of a wife.'' and with his right hand, he caresses her cheek.
She didn't like what he was doing, so she hit his hand away from her face before delivering a hard smack across his face.
''Wow you really shouldn't have done that.'' he said and before he knew it, Dani screamed out.
''Dad! Finn!''
Finn comes out of the kitchen where he had heard the whole thing. He grabbed Sebastian by the shoulders and pulled him away from her.
''Why are you touching my baby sister? No one does!''
Luckily also Burt heard Finn yelling and came rushing in ''What the hell is going on in my house?!''
''Dad, Sebastian came here to find Kurt and marry him and then because I told him I don't know where Kurt is, he began hitting on me.'' Finn went over to Dani and embraced her in a brotherly hug.
Burt stared down at Sebastian ''Is that true young man?''
''Yes sir. Now tell me why isn't Kurt here.'' Everyone went quiet and didn't give Sebastian an answer ''Fine'' he said ''eventually I will know where Kurt is and he will marry me.''
This was the last straw for Finn; he let go of Dani and walked up to Sebastian ''I'm very sorry, Sebastian.'' he said and pulled Sebastian be the arm towards the front door. ''You don't deserve Kurt and defiantly NOT my sister.'' he twists the knob and the door opens this time outward. And throws Sebastian out as he tumbles out the door and lands into the mud.
The wedding band begins to play "Here Comes the Bride." Sebastian's boots are thrown out of the door and the door is slammed shut. Thad, who is directing the band, looks down and sees Sebastian's legs sticking out of the mud, and a pig's head sticking up. Thad cuts off the band, and Sebastian's head pops up, with the pig on top of him. He tilts and the pig slides down his back.
''So, how'd it go?'' Thad said with a chuckle.
Sebastian picks up Thad by the neck ''I'll have Kurt for my husband or Dani for my wife, make no mistake about that!'' and drops Thad into the mud.
''Touchy!'' he said and the pig grunts in agreement. Sebastian walks off he swipes his hand across his mouth trying to get rid of the mud.
-K&B-
That night in the tavern Sebastian sits in his favorite chair that is made all out of deer fur and has the antlers on the top. Sebastian is really upset ''Who does she think she is? They are all lying to me so I don't marry Kurt. No one says 'no' to Sebastian!
''Darn right!'' Thad said and stands next to Sebastian with two pints of beer in his hand.
''Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.'' he grabs the two beers from Thad and throws them into the fireplace.
''More beer'' Thad asks.
''What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.'' Sebastian said turn his chair around.
Thad runs in front of him ''Who, you? Never. Sebastian, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sebastian
Looking so down in the dumps.
Thad grabs his mouth to smile but is suddenly hit with Sebastian's fist and flies backwards onto a table with a group of men drinking beers.
Every guy here'd love to be you, Sebastian (cheering from the gallery)
Even when taking your lumps
Sebastian turns around again, facing the fire.
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
And Thad pinches Sebastian's cheeks together.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you (Thad turns the chair back to forward)
And it's not very hard to see why!
And all the girls fall at Sebastian's feet.
No one's slick as Sebastian, no one's quick as Sebastian
Thad has pulled a man's belt off, whose pants fall to the ground.
No one's next as incredibly thick as Sebastian
For there's no man in town half as manly
Thad jumps up and wraps the belt around Sebastian's neck, who flexes and breaks it off.
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on!
Thad continues to dance around and the men pick him up and swing him around.
MEN: No one's been like Sebastian, a king-pin like Sebastian
THAD: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Sebastian
The men swing Thad back and forth into the camera. Thad tickles Sebastian's chin, who stands with pride.
SEBASTIAN: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
ALL: My, what a guy that Sebastian!
MEN: Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips
THAD: Sebastian is the best and the rest is all drips!
Thad swings up his arm in dance and throws a mug of beer in Sebastian's face, who punches Thad in the face again.
ALL: No one fights like Sebastian, no one bites like Sebastian
Sebastian fights with the men, then lifts a bench with the girls on it.
WRESTLER: In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Sebastian
GIRLS: For there's no one as burly and brawny
SEBASTIAN: As you see I've got biceps to spare
And lifts the bench with the three girls still sitting on it.
THAD: Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
SEBASTIAN: That's right! And every last bit of my body's covered with hair!
He drops the bench on Thad, then turns to reveal his hairy chest.
MEN: No one hits like Sebastian, matches wits like Sebastian
Sebastian plays a chess game with a man, then hits the board, sending it and pieces all over.
THAD: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Sebastian!
SEBASTIAN: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptooey!
He takes a bite of leather from the belt once wrapped around his neck, chews it and spits it into a spittoon, which falls and gets stuck on the head of Thad.
ALL: Ten points for Sebastian!
SEBASTIAN: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large!
Sebastian juggles a number of eggs, and then swallows them whole.
SEBASTIAN: And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Thad attempts the trick, and is hit in the face by three eggs.
ALL: No one shoots like Sebastian, makes those beauts like Sebastian
Sebastian takes three shots at a beer barrel, which begins leaking into the mugs of onlookers.
THAD: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Sebastian
SEBASTIAN: I use antlers in all of my decorating! He returns stomping to his chair, where we see the fireplace surrounded by the heads of the animals he has killed.
ALL: My what a guy! Sebastian!
The men have picked up the chair and carry Sebastian around in it. Thad tries to flee, but they toss the chair into its normal place, and Thad is pinned underneath.
Suddenly Burt bursts into the tavern frantically ''Help! Someone help me!'' and walks over to a man and begin to shake him ''Please! Please, I need your help! He's got him. He's got him as his prisoner.'' Burt had gone from person to person, pleading his case.
''Who?'' asks Thad who was now being shaken by Burt.
''Kurt. We must go. Not a minute to lose!''
''Whoa! Slow down, Burt. Who's got Kurt as a prisoner?'' asked Sebastian calmly
''A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!''
The crowd just begins to laugh and Burt just stand there why would nobody help him get his son back. ''Is it a big beast?'' asked one man stepping up behind Burt.
''Huge!'' he replied with his arms in the air
''With a long, ugly snout?'' asked another
''Hideously ugly!'' Burt said hiding his face with his hands
Burt was getting pushed around and laughed at ''And sharp, cruel fangs?'' said another man who Burt had bumped in to.
''Yes, yes. Will you help me?'' Burt pleaded and was thrown at Sebastian's feet.
''All right, old man. We'll help you out.'' Sebastian sad sarcastically
The men then pick up Burt ''You will? Oh thank you, thank you!'' he said with happiness and is thrown out the door and landing in a pile of snow.
''Crazy old Burt. He's always good for a laugh!'' said one of them men as the returned to their table.
Sebastian then started thinking ''Crazy old Burt, hmm? Crazy old Burt.
Hmmm?''
''Thad, I'm afraid I've been thinking.'' Sebastian sang looking at Thad who is still under the chair.
''A dangerous pastime-''
''I know,'' Sebastian finishes Thad's sentence.
But that wacky old coot is Kurt's father
And his sanity's only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
See I promised myself I'd be married to Kurt,
And right now I'm evolving a plan!
Sebastian picks Thad out from under the chair and holds his head close, and whisper ''If I...''
''Yes?''
''Then I...(whisper)''
''No, would he?''
''(whispering)...GUESS!''
''Now I get it!'' Thad shouts
''Let's go!'' both say in unison and begin a waltz around the floor as they sing
BOTH: No one plots like Sebastian, takes cheap shots like Sebastian
THAD: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Sebastian
ALL: So his marriage we soon will be celebrating! My what a guy, Sebastian!
Poor Burt is all alone outside in the cold ''Will no one help me?''
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