A/N Okay, this is my attempt at being cute and/or funny. This is really short and has no actual action, but it makes me smile.
Drabble 6
Title: "Rules of Engagement" or "The Rules: Extended Edition"
Words: 181
Warnings: None
Addendum to the Rules Concerning One Ziva David, Mossad Liaison Officer
Rule 1: Officer David is, under no circumstances, to injure, maim, or kill a coworker with NCIS stationary products.
Rule 2: Officer David is allowed no more than four officially recognized weapons on her person. This includes guns, knives, tazers, pepper spray, and (in special cases) steel-toed boots.
Rule 3: No deliberately trying to scare, intimidate, or otherwise emotionally distress Tony, McGee, Lee, or Palmer for Ziva's personal gain.
Rule 4: Never draw your gun in interrogation again. Lawyers tend to frown on it.
Rule 5: The Department of Defense sexual harassment policy does not permit you to physically attack that guy from the legal department when he hits on you.
Rule 6: No torture or injury is to be inflicted on suspects or witnesses without permission.
Rule 7: To promote healthy sleeping habits in the team, Breathe-Right Strips are required for all over-nighters.
Rule 8: You may not, under any circumstances, spy on your coworkers or their dates unless ordered to.
Rule 9: Stop helping Tony glue McGee to stuff!
Rule 10: What's past is past. Let it go.
Okay, there it is. The reviews were a lot better for last chapter, so thanks a lot.
Peace,
Hobbit Killer