::::: If Tobi were to get a tooth decay ::::: Season 2::::: Chapter 6:::::
Ahahaha...this really sucks.
Kakuzu's wallet?
How did it even end up in Barbie Tobi's land of randomness?
Maybe we need to get a doctor to check him out?
Anyhow, looking through the wallet, I found out that there was at least a few million in there.
Wow...does Kakuzu even care who stole it?
It's like, a huge target if he were to go into a supermarket to get something, then when he takes out his wallet, SNATCH! It gets snatched from his hands as he's getting the money out for the stuff he's buying...
That reminds me...Hidan's magazine about Jashin-sama.
What was it called again?
Oh yeah... 'To be a Jashinist, you will have to rape a lady.'
I wonder if he's done that yet...
But – either way, I'll laugh at him and insult him until he tried to destroy the world.
I won't really care if he even does...
Living in the sake of this world means going through hard times together...
It'd be sad to leave this world, but oh well.
Not that I really care.
I'm having all the fun I can get right now with these stupid S-ranked criminals.
Why I call them 'stupid?'
Well, I call them 'stupid' because most of them are.
Kakuzu is; he's a money maniac.
Hidan is; he's a crazy immortal bastard.
Kisame is; because he looks like a fish!
Wait, there's nothing wrong with Kisame after all, I really shouldn't judge them by how they look...
Itachi; nothing wrong with him.
Deidara; he looks too much like a girl and has punctuation problems, always adding an extra 'un' or 'yeah' at the end of each sentence.
Tsk, tsk...
Sasori; he's turned himself into a human puppet.
But, then you'd get to destroy it and he won't care, he can't exactly die.
Zetsu; he has identity problems.
Pain; he should just go die because his life has already ended because Konan dumped him...XD
Konan; she should go on...the new T.V show: I Dumped My Fiancé, and cheated on the same person...lol.
Now who else is missing?
Oh, that's right!
Orochimaru!
I'll have to now explain all the things wrong with Orochimaru: 1) He's a pervert. 2) He experiments endlessly on human bodies, looking at *ahem* THOSE parts *cough*. 3) He's gay. 4) I've heard him sing in the shower which was tape recorded thanks to Kisame XD lol, that was hilarious. 5) He can't sing. 6) He tried being cool like Itachi but fails dramatically. 7) There's something wrong with him and immortality. 8) There's something wrong with him that no one can deny. 9) He's obsessed with Sasuke's body. 10) He's a human cross snake cross whatever the hell he experimented himself on cross drugs which makes...A HUMAN PAEDOPHILE MONSTER! 11) Not being able to dance due to being a paedophile. 12) The only thing he can actually dance is...to the Macarena. 13) He doesn't blink. 14) Is he a fish? Fish don't blink too, right? 15) He looks like a girl from behind because his hair is long. 16) He thinks his long hair is cool, but in actual fact, he's copying Itachi because Itachi has long hair. Itachi holds his hair in a low ponytail though, which is concealed under his Akatsuki cloak. Orochimaru fails at trying to be like his idol, Itachi...such an epic failure... 17) He dresses like a caterpillar. 18) He hopes to become a butterfly but he can't because it's strapped around his waist. 19)He can't have Sasuke's body because Itachi's preventing him. 20) He wants to take and use Sasuke's body as his own...*disgusting thought* ew...!
Anyhow, back to Kakuzu's wallet.
So, since I was stupid and curious of what Kakuzu would do if he found out that his wallet had been robbed by me, I took out all the money in it and stuffed it into my pocket.
Unknown to me until I actually stuffed stuff into my pockets, Barbie Tobi was in my pocket for some reason.
What I was thinking was...HOW THE HELL DID HE GET IN THERE?
Taking the money out, I then grab Barbie Tobi and throw him out the nearest window.
Yeah, there was a hole like window...in front of me.
Stuffing the cash back into my pocket, I look around the area, and my eye twitched.
Last time I remembered, this was a pink place, right?
Hm...I think it was.
Either way, my eye was twitching crazy and I was fuming.
"Pink...pink..." I hissed, running around to the pink stuff sprawled around and throwing them up, destroying it with my ultimate ninjutsu powers!
Man, I must sound like Superman right now.
Once everything was cleaned up of the ugly pink mess, I clapped my hands together, "Let's eat!"
"ME TOO~~~!" A Tobi like voice screamed.
Turning around slowly, I saw a distant figure charging at me at full speed.
You could even see the dust from the running as it ran.
Quickly taking my sushi off the ground, I stuff my face with sushi until there was no more.
Oh yeah, there was this random sushi dude person who was selling sushi while I was cleaning up the random ugly pink mess, and I bought some of the sushi with Kakuzu's money.
Talk about evil.
As I quickly finished the sushi in no time, the 'IT' from the distance was much closer now, waving its arms around like crazy.
Smiling with insanity, I waited until it was near...VERY near...