Dipper's Guide To the Unexplained - A Gravity Falls Fanfiction...

A/N - Well here is chapter six! Thanks so much for all the reviews from last chapter you guys are AMAZING! :) Anyway as normal I own nothing from Gravity Falls it all belongs to Alex Hirsch. Plus I wasn't so sure about publishing this chapter, I'm not kind of happy how I ended up with the idea but I want all of your opinions. So please ENJOY it and let me know what you think? Like I said, I wasn't so happy about this one. ENJOY! :)


Chapter 6

Anomaly #6 - The Gnomes Danger

"Hello fanfiction readers, welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained!" Dipper called with a smile and a wave.

"Oh can I say the anomaly today?" Soos wonder as Dipper thought for a moment and nodded.

"I don't see why not." Dipper said as Soos walked up next to him and held up a cardboard sign.

"Today we investigate anomaly number six, the gnomes danger." Soos said with a smile. "That was even cooler then I thought dude!" Soos exclaimed.

"Right well apparently the gnomes need our help with something and that is why we are doing this anomaly." Dipper said with a smile and a small laugh.

The camera is shut off for a little while in order to save battery since they only have half of the battery life left. Everything is black and all you can hear is the sound of footsteps as the screen soon turns on. As soon as the screen does turn on Dipper is seeing at the entrance of the Gnomes lair. Nothing has changed since Dipper and Mabel were here when they save The Mystery Shack from Little Gideon. Even the Gnomes are still the same, unfortunately.

Dipper enters the lair only to see that no Gnomes are around what's-so-ever. Confused Dipper turns and looks at the camera as Soos sends him a shoulder shrug. Before either of the two know what is happening, the sound of screaming is heard. Dipper instantly follows the noise with Soos behind him. A few minuets later, they are in a little village smaller then tacks and the Gnomes are running for their lives.

"What is going on!?" Dipper questioned as he and Soos looked around in shock and horror at the scene, some things are on caught on fire.

"It's back, the dragon is back!" Jeff yelled as his little feet carried him over to where Dipper and Soos were standing.

"Dragon!?" Dipper and Soos asked with shock as Jeff nodded.

"Yes and it's trying to kill us all! This is why we needed your help!" Jeff said as he pointed to Dipper.

"What do I need to do!?" Dipper yelled with wonder afraid of the answer.

"Slay it." Jeff said as he grabbed a sword from the stone and tossed it to Dipper who caught it.

Looking at the sword and then the giant purple, black, and red dragon Dipper started to walk backwards. There was no way he could slay a dragon, he never even saw one until now. Soos however pushed him forward and stepped back to watch the scene. Finally Dipper took a deep breath and moved forward. If he can take on a Giant Gideon robot, then he should be able to take on a fifty-foot dragon. It seemed like forever when Dipper reached it.

Dipper lifted the sword and it shined in the sunlight making the dragon turn and whip it's tail. The tail struck hard against Dipper and he was thrown off his feet and onto the other side of the forest. Landing against a few tress Dipper huffed and stood up. None of this seemed real to him, to him this felt like a fantasy novel, where the hero came to save the dangered ones. But no matter Dipper stood an walked towards the dragon once more.

"Aim for the heart!" Soos yelled from behind the camera as he zoomed in on Dipper and then back out.

"I would, but I don't know where the heart is in a dragon!" Dipper yelled back as he moved even closer, he managed to pull himself up on a few rocks.

"Just through it at the stomach!" Soos yelled as Dipper rolled his eyes and climbed another rock, this was harder then he thought.

"Your going down!" Dipper yelled as he turned in a full circle and tossed the sword into the air.

The sword seemed to move in slow motion as it moved closer to the dragon. The dragon roared and the sword went right into the middle of the stomach. It sliced the skin apart and the dragon's tail whipped faster then lightning and it struck Dipper once more. Dipper went flying across the forest and slammed into Soos. The two rolled and all you saw was glimpses of the dragon dying since the camera was being rolled around. It finally stopped.

Soos grabbed the camera as fast as he could and held it up to face the dragon. It roared once more, blew fire, then it began to wither and sway. Instantly the dragon hit the ground with a loud thud making all of the forest shake. The Gnomes gathered around the dragon and began to cheer. Soos zoomed on Dipper and then on the dragon, then back on Dipper. Jeff and all the other Gnomes turned to Dipper and smiled.

"Thank you so much!" Jeff said with a smile.

"Ah, it was nothing." Dipper said with a smile as well, " Besides that dragon wasn't even that scary." Dipper said with a small laugh.

"Totally!" Soos exclaimed when Old Man McGucket came running next to the dragon.

"My dragon!" Old Man McGucket yelled as Dipper and Soos froze.

"What!?" Dipper exclaimed as Old Man McGucket turned and looked at everyone.

"Well I guess that conclude anomaly number six! Join us next time!" Soos called as he dropped the camera in shock and the screen went fuzzy.


A/N - Well there is chapter six! How was it? Good? Bad? Let me know please, I wasn't very happy with this chapter myself. Anyway thanks for reading and please remember to REVIEW! :) Chapter seven will be up soon! :) - DisneyChannelLover