I'm back!! Yus, yus I know yooh missed meh soooo much ;D
But yea save it for the reviews xP
Enyways onto the DREADED disclaimer ;o;
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Naruto if I did it would be on Yaoi Network ;D
WARNING: This fanfic is yaoi, meaning that it is boyxboy. Don't lyke don't read. I still don't know why yooh've read this far xD. Owh and there's gonna be a lot of Sakura bashing so leave now if you like her. P.s. she should die a horrible tragic death known only to snowmen and burn in hell a thousand times over :3
When they realized that they were being watched, they quickly pulled apart and blushed furiously. Sasuke hurriedly pulled a kunai out from his its pocket while Naruto did Kage Bushin no Jutsu and his clone jumped into the trees and around the side of the bushes. Meanwhile the real Sasuke and Naruto crept up upon the bush as they heard more rustling and twigs cracking. When the clone got around to the other side of the bush, it surprised the girls that were hiding and they jumped out from the bush, screaming their heads off.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" both the boys screamed. The people in the bushes turned out to a bunch of Sasuke's fan girls; including Sakura and Ino. "SASUKE-KUUUN!!!!" the girls screamed as they latched themselves onto Sasuke's arms. "Sasuke-kun, want to go get some dinner with me?" asked Ino. "No Ino-pig! Sasuke-kun wants to come over to my house and play some games." Chided the pink-haired-bitch as she put Sasuke's arm between her imaginary boobs. "Right Sasuke-kun?" she asked. While Naruto was watching this he got a little jealous and had an annoyed look upon his face. He was surprised they were acting like they hadn't seen a thing, and just playing it off like they usually did.
Sasuke looked over to Naruto and gave him a look that was saying 'help me now before I kill the bitches.' Naruto tried to stifle the laugh but couldn't as he burst out laughing at the look that Sasuke had gave him. Hearing the loud laughing, the group of girls looked over at the boy who looked strangely familiar. "Who the hell are you?" they asked. Naruto gave them a bored look before saying, "Uzamaki Naruto. Who're you?"
When the girls heard that they all gaped. The Naruto they remembered was loud, obnoxious, and hyper all the time; this one was handsome, hot, and sexy. "And, my lover." Added Sasuke. At this Naruto blushed an impossible red as the girls' jaws damn near hit the ground. Naruto Jumped when Sasuke went behind him and circled his hands around his waist as he rested his chin on Naruto's shoulder. At that the blonde blushed even redder if it was possible as the girls fainted.
Don't hurt meh I know it was a short chapter w
I've had a lot going on with school and clubs so I haven't had much time to type.
But yea I guarantee that all the Sakura haters will love meh by the end of this fanfic ;D
Should I make this an MPREG? Tell meh in the reviews :3
MWAH
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