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OMFG Movie Z...Tonight...premiere...OMG OMG OMG...breathes hard* wheezes* faints on the floor* Then gets back up and starts writing again*

Short chapter again...I'm taking this slowly

Zoro somehow joins

The frigid look of Zoro was enough to make you understand the horror of knowing that one of your male friends was a girl.

He had not expected it. But it was true. Luffy was a girl…More specifically-he was Lucy.

Lucy was the extremely cute girl that Zoro had felt of spark of interest towards on the first day of school.

She could fight, cuss, stand up for herself, and still seem girly. She was perfect. Unlike a unnamed money/mikan-loving orange-head, girl and the other mindless blobs of females at school…Yes…he called them mindless blobs.

{Well Zoro couldn't say he didn't feel nakamaship towards Nami and Robin…but they just were not his type. Robin was nice…but Nami was often violent…and she blackmailed Zoro…never get between Nami and her money…ehehe..}

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When he heard that Lucy had dropped out, he had found that extremely weird and frustrating. She just suddenly dropped out after one day? That was just too suspicious. No…it was only "Luffy" that was suspicious. Said person right now was laying on her bed, with a girly outfit on, already gender-changed by Ivankov…who was a strange alien-like creature that had immediately freaked Zoro out.

He had not really believed Lucy when she said that she was a girl, but after watching the process of her chest suddenly inflating after being shot with Ivankov's powers, he couldn't make room for argument.

Lucy was currently sweating bullets. What did she just say to Zoro? Had she really just told him that she was a girl…no wait she had just demonstrated the whole thing in front of him. Oh man…how's he going to react to this?

She stared at Zoro, causing him to feel his face feel hot. It had just processed to his mind that he was now currently alone with a super hot girl who was wearing a revealing, girly outfit…He almost felt like covering his face and squirming like one of his fangirls. No…he had to be strong…He was a man, he couldn't just suddenly go to fan-girl mode.

A flicker of confusion went on Lucy's face…Why was Zoro's face red? Was he sick? And more importantly…what was he thinking. She was basically drilling burning holes into Zoro head, as she tried to figure out it out. Nope…she could not mind-read…but she guessed that it was worth a try.

Zoro now noticed that they were in an uncomfortable silence. He started to sweat bullets too…he had to think of something to say…anything! She was waiting for a reaction…"come on…Zoro…think!"

He thought of nothing…."shoot…I have to BS this." He coughed…*ahem…Ahem.* Lucy perked up attentively.

"Luffy…um I mean Lucy, I don't mind that you're a girl, " Actually Zoro really liked the fact that Luffy was Lucy "And I…uh don't find this situation…weird at all…In fact I like that…uh…t-t-that you're a…girl"

Lucy looked at Zoro, trying to assess if he really meant that. He did…Lucy could tell from looking in his eyes. Those black eyes were truthful, honest and also a bit intimidating. She had decided…that Zoro was going to be in her mafia group. He was nice, scary, and strong rolled up in one guy!

She laid on the bed thoughtfully and said "Zoro….join me!" Zoro looked up in surprise….

"Join you?" His face started heating up again…"Join her for what?"

Lucy quickly got up from the bed. Her lanky arms went to her hips and she pointed at Zoro. "Come and join my mafia group!"

His eyes almost flew out of his head.."J-j-j-join you're mafia group…You have a mafa crew?" It was hard to imagine Lucy as a fighting mafia boss…even though he had seen her fight with Lucci the other day.

"Well…I'm the only one so far…You can be my…hm what's that word…Oh yeah…be the underboss!" Lucy's eyes started to sparkle and her bottom lip came out into a pout. "Please, Zoro?!"

Oh no…not a traditional female pouting face…Zoro looked away as sweat drops fell from his face. He was weak against pouts.

"…sorry Lucy, I can't. I don't wanna be a mafia underboss."

"Then how about…a major or a captain?"

"…no I don't want to have anything to do with the mafia." Lucy looked like she was going to cry.

Zoro was even weaker against crying girls…*Sigh* As much as Zoro liked Lucy's outrageous personality, he could not really say that he wanted to go against the government and join a mafia group.

Tears were almost coming out of Lucy's face…"Come on…be strong, Zoro!" Zoro looked away, "Sorry, Lucy…I really can't…but I've got to tell you something too."

She looked at Zoro as a tear fell down her cheek.

"I'm…actually part of the police." He expected her to look at him in shock and give up in making him join, but instead her reaction was totally unexpected.

"…So? I don't care who you really are. I just want you to join." Zoro looked at her in surprise. She wanted him to join even though he was a police officer?

"…no Lucy listen…I really can't…I'm serious." Lucy looked at Zoro in annoyance…why didn't he just say yes to her invitation already? She sighed…Since fake tears didn't work, then maybe seduction will?

Lucy got closer to Zoro and she put her face right next to him. He cringed. She then sat on his lap and snuggled to his chest. Then she looked up. "Please, join me Zoro?"

Zoro knew a woman's tricks…this wasn't going to work on him. "No sorry I can't." She pouted as she bounced off of his lap.

"Stop playing hard to get! This usually works on Ace." Zoro cringed at this…She tried these tricks on Ace? He felt a bit of sympathy for the guy…He was being played.

Lucy had to think..What was going to get Zoro to join? A lightbulb popped in her brain…Hehehe she slyly glanced at Zoro and then she started to whistle as she edged closer to the table, where Zoro's swords lay.

Zoro saw her trick coming as he got up from the sofa and reached for his blades, too. Too late. Lucy stretched her hand over and grabbed it a millisecond before Zoro.

He cursed as Lucy ran out of the room with his swords, screaming, "You won't get your swords back unless you join me!"

He sighed as he followed her. Maybe it was smart to say yes to her invitation…It was better than having his swords broken in two, or being a police officer. He decided to join Lucy…I mean…It wasn't like they were going to face a dozen of weird situations right? Mafia people are undercover guys, who work in the underground…It was easy work…hahaha…right?

Later on, Zoro wished that he didn't agreed to join Lucy, but she wouldn't let go of him or anybody else from the crew. He had just signed a contract that tied him to Lucy…possibly for life.

Somewhere in America, A tall blonde boy with a blue suit and blue top hat and one tooth missing boarded a plane to Japan. He muttered, "Lucy...I'm coming back to you!"

Also, somewhere near Orange town, Garp was out on a business errand and he bumped into Shanks...who was drunk, and Shanks stumbled on Garp. Garp had cursed while carrying Shanks back to the limo parked nearby...

Ok that's it...Eek! Mouse...Yeah...I really do have a mouse infiltration in my house...just like Whitebeard's mansion! :D You can figure out who the blonde guy is...right? Ok, sonext time...I might make this longer...Please review...they make me have a spasm! :D Ok that doesn't make any sense...Har har har