AN: I guess you bitches are to scared to review. Anyway, in case you were wondering, Zayn is based off of Zayn Malik (SO HOT)(I was gonna name him after Harry Styles, but theres already a Harry lol) SO NON TROLLS PLEASE REVIEW!

I gasped? I was a proffesor? Why didn't Dumbledore tell me in his letter? I mean, I'm reasonably skilled in the art of Defense against Darkness, but how could I teach a class? I suppose I could have them be like a Dumbledors Army meeting.

Everyone is staring at me, I stand up a smile. A light smattering of applause begins.

Milla turns to me. "I can't believe you didn't tell me your a proffesor Serena! I can't believe it!"

Hermoine says "Well we all know how talented she is."

I blush demurely. "Well I want you all to help me teach, since you are all also good."

Everyone nodded enthusiastilly. Suddenly the food was ready. I had pizza with French fries and diet coke.

"Wow Serena you're so skinny but you eat all that!" said Luna.

I giggled. "I have a really good metabolism. It's in my blood."

Then the feast was over. We all went back to the rooms, I gave Neville a kiss on the cheek, he blushed scarletly. Fred and George glared jealously, so I gave them one as well. I went up into my suite and took a long shower. Then I put on my silk pajamas and brushed my long Rapunzel hair. Ginny, Luna, Hermione, Milla and Cristal were sleeping over. We painted our nails.

"So, Milla, you totally like Zayn, right?" I said knowingly.

"Ummm I don't know he's a nice guy..." she trailed off.

"I knew it! Ginny are you still going out with Harry?"

Ginny shook her head sadly. "There was a big misunderstanding. I don't know if we'll get back together."

"Don't worry, I'm psychic. You guys will get married and have three kids with weird names."

"Thats a relief."

Then there was a knock on the door. It was VOLDEMORT! He pointed his wand at me.

"AVADIA KEDARVIA!"