You Don't Mess With a Pixie

by TwilitisVictim

Carlisle takes away Alice’s credit cards because he thinks she needs a break from shopping. Alice has a nervous/mental breakdown. Also, what happens when Alice recieves a text that was supposed to be to Bella?

6. I Am The Worst Author EVER!

I AM THE WORST AUTHOR EVER. Ohmigad ohmigad ohmigad ohmigad ohmiGAAAAAAAD!!!!! I'M SOSOSOSOSOSOSO sorry I haven't updated in like four months or something crazy it's just one: its summer and I go to a day camp with my friends the same way I would go to school. Two: My grandparents were talking to my mom about how they were going up to some place in Washington in their trailer cuz they like to travel and they have a cousin that's having a wedding and I'm just like I soo don't care…hey…wait! Isn't that near Forks? And My Grandma's all "Iono" so I Google it and it's really really close to Forks So I'm like you guys are soo freaking taking me!!! So we went up to Forks where I deafened the locals with my fangirl shrieks and we went to La Push where I truly and honestly passed out. It turns out that in Forks they have this really cool store called Dazzled by Twilight and it's full of completely Twilight stuff and they give tours too and…AAARRRGH! I'm getting off topic-I blame the ADHD I don't have. Aaaaand three, the typical authors' excuse: I HAD FRICKING WRITER'S BLOCK deal with it

Buuut on the way up to Forks I finally got off my lazy aaaa-donkey and wrote a chapter. But the ADHD I don't have forbid me to remember to e-mail the chapter to myself so I went to my Dad's house chapterless. Allow meh to explain… At my Mom's house I have a Mac. Mac does not have Microsoft Word (obviously); it has a thing called "Pages". is trying to kill me for hating Edward so much (yes I am aware it contains more than just twilight fics, but not in my retarded world it doesn't) and so a document typed on Pages cannot be accepted by the website for all your Jacob/Bella needs. So now poor old chapterless meh is at mah Dad's house on a dinosaur of a computer waiting for me to go to my Mom's house (we switch off every Friday jtlyk). When I get to my Mom's house the first thing I'm going to do is copy and paste the chapter onto an e-mail, e-mail it to myself, and wait until the NEXT Friday so I can come to my Dad's house, copy and paste the e-mail onto a Microsoft Word document, aaaand finally post it. Btw, I'm even sorrier than Jacob when he told Bella they couldn't be friends anymore that you probably thought this was a chapter and that I juked you. I juked you real baaaaaaddd…*disappears mysteriously in puff of Team Jacoby smoke*

-TwilitisVictim