Hey allz… It's me again, well, I have already planned out this chapter, also, Heyman13, it's okay, I'm not mad at you anymore, I'm surprised you guessed the whole thing! Either, you are in my head, have psychic abilities, or you are just a lucky bastard! XP

LoveAusha, yeah, Flippy was trying to kill them, father instinct, especially when your daughter might date one of the two! What kind of father would he be if he knew his daughter was going to date a playboy or an emotionally unstable punk kid who has had the hots for your daughter since they were like four? All will be explained in due time, except, I don't know if you guys will like it, but I SURE AS HELL DO! I mean, you guys won't believe it! And I actually might get a flame! XP Punkangel, I knew it! Sandman, you say poor Jaime, and then you put kitty cheeks! Okay, whatever floats your boat… Addicting Candy, yeah, that's basically right, everyone has a goal to reach but somehow they can't reach it JUST yet. Flippyxflaky, YAY you read my story!

Anyway, ON WIT DA SHOWZZZZZ!

Chapter 6: same old, same old

Flacie's P.O.V.

I brushed my hair as I stared at the picture Loth gave me; it really looked like a photo of me. Though the only thing that made it NOT a photo was the smudge on the side, like something was erased… Oh well.

I set my brush down on my end table; it had flakes all over it. I huffed as I tied the bow on my school shirt, "today it the same thing that I do everyday…" After I tied my bow perfectly like my mom showed me, I walked to my closet and got out my favorite sneakers, the all white ones. I slipped them on and walked out of my room and down the stairs.

I stepped to the left to avoid another experiment Flip and Flik made. I had no emotion on my face as I dodged the many other experiments that flew at me. My dad was at the table sipping coffee and reading the paper like always. Mom was making breakfast for the clan, and Fhil…? Well Fhil was reading another thick and heavy book on the table, he would look at one page for like a few seconds then turn the page quickly to do it again.

I smiled as I patted my little brother on the head, Cerbekitty, the three-headed fifteen armed beast Flip and Flik made snuggled against my leg, I had gotten over the fact that this cat was made from A LOT of other cats, especially since it was like what? Ten different colors and patterns? It looked up at me and mewed at three different times.

I crouched down and petted it, I got up and sat at my chair and saw my mom place a plate of pancakes in front of me. I smiled sweetly at her as she smiled back and placed another plate in front of my dad, who in turn, kissed her quickly before scarfing it down. I did the same. Pancakes are my favorites. Fhil ate his like my mom, quietly and slowly.

When me and dad are finished with breakfast, Flik comes in, like usual, and shoots Cerbekitty in the face with a crossbow she made herself, (AN: I stopped questioning my logic a long time ago) and then Cerbekitty grew a bit and destroyed the living room, which made me and dad flip. Oh woops, hold on.

Eva's P.O.V.

Ok there we go, stupid author, stop being lazy and put the POV's in the right places! (AN: I'm hurt, Eva punched me in the soul.) Yeah I did.

So then after we flip me and dad run out the house and sprint to Uncle Cuddles' house and break down the door with a Spartan kick. Uncle Cuddles screams, Aunt Giggles sighs as she watches us pick up Uncle Cuddles and we throw a nearby lamp at her to make her explode. We then carry Uncle Cuddles back home where we throw him on the table, after Fhil and mom pick their plates up and move to the dining room.

We throw Cuddles onto the kitchen table and we get the knives out to cut him open, like always. Dad laughs like a maniac as I giggle with glee as we cut Cuddles open and throw his Organs into the ceiling fan- no wait, dad wants to mix it up a bit!

He gets the blender and puts Cuddles', who is actually still alive and screaming, organs and insides into the blender and turns it on. Cuddles screams as his insides are being blended and are pulling the rest of his body into the blades.

After Cuddles is blended, we pour each other a glass and drink a toast on the occasion, or rather, the morning. (AN: this happens every morning on the weekdays! :P)

Flacie's P.O.V.

After I un-flip we both leave to do our things. I walk out drinking the rest of uncle Cuddles.

What? I got a taste for it. So what? My friends thinks it's a weird strawberry drink, but it is worth a good number of giggles when I ask if Cub wants a sip. And it's funny when he faints, I think Cub likes you. Eva, Cub doesn't like me like that, he probably likes me as a friend. And plus I can't see him as my boyfriend. EVER.

Oh hey, there he is! I saw, like always, Cub was waiting for me by the fence that separated my house and Nia and Penny's house, dad and their dad always fight to stop throwing his candy wrappers in our yard.

I came up to Cub, he made a face at my… 'SMOOTHIE'… "Why in the bloody hell do you drink that stuff?" Ironic. "My dad got me into it." Truth. Cub shrugged, "what's in it again?" We started to walk down the street, it would be a little while before we hit Jaime's, Loth's and Gidian's houses. "uhh, there's strawberries… protein… and crap." Lie. Cub sighed, "You never give any straight answers do you? I wonder why?"

I smiled devilishly, "because after I was born aliens took me and experimented on me so that one day, I could wreak havoc on the world as I throw out random movies that features talking dogs and having a dog- oh wait, I'm talking about Owen Wilson." Cub laughed, "You're crazy." I smiled as I drank the last of my uncle. I then threw the plastic cup into a nearby trash can. Jaime came out of his house and waved to us, we both waved but I was reluctant a bit.

Jaime came out of the hospital the day after that day. That day was like a week ago. And that was also the day that Loth gave me that beautiful picture. I blushed at the thought that Loth drew that for me. "Hey."

I turned to see him there, Loth with his messy wavy hair that was a light shade of purple, his cute little horns and floppy ears. He was adorable. He looks like a drowned sheep that was shaven with a combat knife and then gutted to make sheep skin pelts! Shut up Eva! You're jealous cause he's…. OH MY GOD… HE HAS HIS ARM AROUND ME! ! This is a nice change of pace! I'm going to gag. Shut up Eva!

Gidian was just getting to us, he was holding a rag in one hand, there was pink on it, "Flacie, you really need to control you're alter ego! And your dad too! You guys keep killing my dad!" I rolled my eyes, "blame my parents." Gidian raised an eyebrow, "why do I have to blame, BOTH of your parents?"

I shrugged, "My parents gave birth to me and my siblings, and since Flip, Flik and Fhil are my siblings, and Fhil refuses to be the object of Flip and Flik's experiments anymore, they use their experiments on Cerbekitty-" Gidian shuddered, "that animal creeps the piss outta me…" I continued, "Then Cerbekitty grows and blows up the living room and me and dad flip out then we kill your dad for the hell of it."

Gidian sighed, "Should I be more worried that you actually do that, or the fact you say it so nonchalantly and like it's nothing?" I smiled, "I dunno, ask someone wise and who knows everything." Gidian made a colon 'O' face and said, "like Oprah!" I slapped my face, "NO NOT LIKE OPRAH! LIKE SNIFFLES!"

Gidian then said, "Oh. I knew that." I groaned, "you say that because you watch WAY too much of the Oprah Winfrey Show." Gidian stomped his foot and said at the same time as Jaime, "DON'T DISS OPRAH!" Jaime then blushes at the fact that he and Gidian shared a moment. Gidian doesn't notice, Jaime cries, Gidian makes it worse by saying that he didn't do anything.

Same old, same old…

Loth held me closer as we walked down the road; we were almost at the school, and I didn't want it to come so soon.

Loth's P.O.V.

I forcibly made my arm tighten around Flacie, sure, she has a nice rack, but really, she needs to change. For one thing, those god damn flakes have got to go.

I winced inside as I noticed some of those disgusting flakes got on my sweater vest. But for now, I'll ignore them. I turned towards Cub who was staring me down, an emotion stuck inside his gaze as he stared at my arm, then Flacie, then me and repeat. Hurt.

He looked like he was going to cry, maybe because he has always told me that he really does love Flacie, and now I stole the one thing he wanted the most? Yeah, that's probably it.

We got to the front of the school, Flacie was reluctant, but she stepped away from me and ran towards the school, eager to start the rest of her day.

"Oh yeah, she has things she does everyday…" I heard Cub say, he turned to me and shot me a look that said, 'don't you fucking dare on hurting her.' I smirked, "She really likes me Cub," I said as Gidian and Jaime started talking hyperly about Oprah.

Cub glared me down, if I had to say the scariest thing about Cub? HE looks like he isn't that strong, but really, he's as strong as me. But I smirked again. "You have a reputation among the town, that you're a playboy that doesn't care about the girls he dates." HE grabbed the front part of my shirt and held me in a vice-grip, "Don't you dare hurt her! GOT IT!" He screamed into my face, his orange eyes turning into red from his anger.

I continued to smirk, "Don't worry Cub, I sure one day you'll be with Flacie, except," I hesitated, getting the reaction from Cub that I wanted. Shock.

"Don't you fucking touch her…" He growled, I was about to say something but I heard the voice of one of the few girls I have yet to touch. Helena was in her blue junior school uniform and an armband that said, 'hall monitor' on her right arm. She pointed to us with her left and said, "You had better get to class, or you will feel the fury of my combat boot!" We both flinched, okay, EVERYONE in this town is scared of Helena, not only is she dazzling to look at, but she has a fiery attitude and she knows how get things done.

Just, her dads are crazy.

I said in a nonchalant tone, "yeah, yeah princess." Helena scoffed, "PRINCESS! How dare you say that! Especially since I just scared the wits out of you!" FAIL ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO FLIRT.

Cub bowed to her slightly and said, "Sorry Helena, I need to go to my class. Have fun beating the crap out of Loth." HE then ran like hell into the school. Crap. I'm alone with the scariest girl in the world.

She cracked her knuckles and said, "Time for you to pay for calling me PRINCESS." I gulped.

Cub's P.O.V.

I walked down the halls, it was only ten minutes till school started but I needed to cool down. I slammed my fist into a locker and kicked it repeatedly. I let some tears flow down my face at a furious pace. "STUPID LOTH!" I screamed inside my head. I didn't dare start screaming outside my head, cause I'm in public, and Flacie will be walking past here in like a few- OH MY GOD THAT'S RIGHT! I quickly rubbed away my tears and took some deep breaths.

I walked around the corner, and I watched Flacie walk down the hall eating her Funyons and drinking her root beer. I almost laughed, she loves those things. And I really don't think she'll ever stop eating them. She took another swig of her drink and burped loudly, that's my Flacie, always showing NO MANNERS at all.

Man I wish I could say that outside of my mind.

Flacie's P.O.V.

After the can of root beer came out of the vending machine and I took a few swigs of it, I was walking to my classes. Every morning, I always have to drink my root beer and eat some Funyons, or else my day would go HORRIBLY wrong. I walked with a little skip as I came close to the turning point that I always take to my classes.

I turned and smacked, like always, into Cub. HE apologizes constantly and says he just needed to get something to drink. "A Sunkist right?" Cub smiles and says, "Like always."

He then runs off in the direction of the vending machines.

I shrugged, he should know by now that I always turn here and he should watch where he's going. HONESTLY! Men!

I finally got to Ms. Midnight's class room, she assured me, if I flipped-out again in the middle of when she is doing something in her class, she will make me clean the whole room from top to bottom everyday for the next month. I should soooooo come out… DON'T YOU DARE…

I sat in my usual seat, I continued to eat my small bag of Funyons until Loth came inside. I immediately straightened up. Loth had many scratches and bruises forming on him everywhere that I could see. He was mumbling about Helena being a bitch. I mean, I like Helena, but when she beats up my potential boyfriend, SHE HAS GOT TO GO DOWN!

Mr. Sniffles then burst through the door, oh jeez, what did Jaime and Gidian do now? Mr. Sniffles said, "Midnight, Jaime and Gidian absolutely refuse to do their TV star reports on anyone except Oprah. Just who is this, 'Oprah' person?" Everyone in the classroom, even Loth stared at Mr. Sniffles, "what?"

"How do you not know Oprah!"

Loth handed me a note, I un folded it and read, I could still here the other kids in my class yelling at Mr. Sniffles for NOT knowing who Oprah is.

Flacie,

If you and me are going to date, there are conditions. First off, I want you to do something about those flakes of yours, if you have to comb your hair everyday, fine. Just do something about them. Next, I want you to stop eating those Funyons, they smell terrible, and when I kiss you, I don't want to taste those things. Also, get rid of the root beer, it makes you look like a tomboy.

Also, try wearing make-up for once and then we'll see where that takes us.

I furrowed my brow, Loth wants me to change?

I took a deep breath, I really do love Loth, and if this will make me more appealing to him…

I turned to him and smiled, "Of course."

Life is very nice.

FINALLY! I got this done! Oh woops… AND IT IS DONE! (AN: I forgot! :D)

This chapter took forever! HAHAHA but yeah, I had been up since like 5:30 in the morning working on this chapter. And plus, I have my head stuck on a new game I got, SMT: strange journey… The game is so addictive, and maybe I might write a story about it.

So yeah, hope you guys liked the chapter, sorry not much was going on, but hey, things are going to be interesting with that new girl coming in the new chapter… :P She a bad woman! :P