Scene NINE:
"When will you cease your assnine foolishness?" my dad said, very frustradedly later that day after school. "You make things difficult. We have to put up all the protections we have tonight because the vampires will try to attack us."
I helped him put up the portections, garlic wreaths and holy water was poured around the windows and the door and all the cracks in the floorboards. Den we smoked holy incense and performed a spell that cleansed the area of all bad spirts.
"While you were in school I watched what the whore of the vampires was doing." dad said. "She wasn't sick like you said, she snuck out of the house and ran to the vampire's den. I followed her evasively and siscovered where the creatures are lurking and doin their evil deeds. It is a cave not far from here, in a forest. It's incredibly dangerous and protected by many dangerous beasts under the servitude of hell... including werewolves."
"What are we going to do?" I chattered intensively.
"Tonight, nothing. It's too dangerous, almost night. That's when the vampires are their most powerful. During the day they are easier to kill because the holy sun weakens their miserly bodies."
And that was it. We stayed in the hotel room all night. My dad didn't sleep, he listened to each suspicious noise and stroked his machine gun in his hands.