Disclaimer:I do not and never will own Harry Potter.

A/N:Thank you for the reviews, guys! I love reading your thoughts - they're really inspiring.

And now, as promised rather some time ago...

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James Potter I

A Potter, eh? Oh yes, definitely a Potter.

Hullo yourself—

"GRYFFINDOR!"

Merlins pants. At least that raggedy old thing's got sense, even if it hasn't got manners.

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A/N: Please review! Character requests will be noted!