Another fic for you! This 'transformed' version of "I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus" is dedicated to ckret2 because he wanted to see what would happen in my demented world of transformerness! Someone will be watching another someone under the mistletoe and it won't be Rad...yet. And now, without any further ado, I present to you.... "I Saw [Blankity] Kissin' [Blanky-blank]!" (a.k.a: there are different versions of pairs, so you'll have to find out for yourself! *evil grin* All: *gulp*)

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At the Autobot base...

Fred: I'm hungry.

Billy: You're always hungry.

Rad: BLOOGLEBONKER!!

All: What?

Rad: *shrugs**walks away*

Alexis: *rolls eyes* He's been acting strange lately.

Carlos: Yeah, I wonder what's up with him!

Fred: *walks over to Alexis**kisses her on the cheek*

Carlos: Whoa! That was bold, man!

Alexis: *eyebrow twitch*

Billy: Uh-oh. You better run!

Alexis: Frrrrreddddddd..........

Fred: *runs*

Me: I saw Fred kissing Alexis! Underneath the mistletoe last night! Oh what a sight it would have been, if Red Alert had only seen Fred kissing Alexis last night!

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At the Decepticon base...

Demolisher: I'm hungry.

Cyclonus: You're hungry?! How can you be hungry?

Demolisher: *shrugs* I dunno.

Galvatron: DEMOLISHER!!

Demolisher: Uh......yes sir?

Galvatron: How many times have I told you, 'Never leave the refrigerator door open'?!

Demolisher: Um...*counts on his fingers* I'd say around--

Galvatron: *sigh* The point is YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN, YOU IMBISEL!!!

Demolisher: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Wheeljack: Sir, I suggest you use the 'secret disciplinary action'.

Galvatron: An excellent idea, Wheeljack! Cyclonus, bring it out!

(Cyclonus and Tidalwave bring out this huge titanium crate)

Demolisher: *sniff* What is that thing?

Galvatron: Lucky for you, Demolisher, you get to test my newest invention!

Demolisher: *gulp* What is it, sir?

(the crate opens to reveal....dum dum DUUUUUM!!!)

Galvatron: A real-life copy of me!!

Demolisher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Wait a minute...what does it do?

Galvatron: I'm so glad you asked, Demolisher. For you see, this replica of myself is designed to do whatever disciplinary actions I command it to do. If I were to say--

Demolisher: *starts running for dear life*

Galvatron: SEIZE HIM!!

Demolisher: *hiding in an abandoned room* *whimpering*

Replica of Galvatron: Wehajkfle;wjafi? FEajfiewoa fdsiafe Sikjflr IELS AKLS jfilie saf. (translation: Demolisher, where are you? Come out and PAY THE PRICE for what you've done.)

Demolisher: ???

Replica: *hears whimpering* Afuieo;wjakf! (translation: I've found you!)

Demolisher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Replica: *takes Demolisher outside of the base**starts spanking Demolisher with a steel paddle*

Demolisher: OWIE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!

Replica: *grins*

Demolisher: What's so funny?

Replica: *puts on the song 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause'**gets closer to Demolisher's face*

Demolisher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT THAT SONG!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Me: I saw Galvatron's replica kissing Demolisher, underneath the planet Earth last night! Oh what a sight it would have been, if the Autobots would have only seen, Galvatron's duplicate kissing Demolisher last night!

(A/N: *cough cough* Galvatronknowshewantsto *cough cough*)

What do you think of the first two skits? Do you think I should continue? Review if you do, review if you don't! Review if you have any requests for skits that you want me to do! I shall post them!

~Hot Shot's hottie-chik~

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