A little later as ushal kenny met up with his friends at the bus stop and Kyle had a huge smile on his face looking mega happy and he was carring a shoe box with holes poked in it like air holes if their was a pet in the box but weird thing was Kyle didn't have any pets
Hey their dudes so what's new then said Kenny grinning happly as if he hadent a care in the world despite what had happend earler that morning as he went over to his friends
Oh hi their Kenny oh guess who came to visit last night you guys and he's in here in this box said Kyle grinning happly and pointing to the box
Oh I know let me guess is it Mr Hankey your little holiday friend said Kenny with a laugh
Yeah oh whoopee not that piece of crap comes everywhere why anyone wants to get over excited about a little piece of crap I dunno so stupid said Cartman still in a bad mood
Oh shut the fuck up fatass I'm not in the mood for you and you better leave Mr Hankey alone he's way better than you any day yelled Kyle as he opend the box ignoring the face of discust that Cartman pulled
Howdey Ho gosh your all looking swell have you all been good boys this year cos Santa clause will find out about it Mr Hankey said who really was a talking piece of pooh with hands and arms a friendly happy face and a tiny Santa hat and white gloves and the boys really liked him thinking he was cool but Cartman was totally grossed out by him
Aww hey it's Mr Hankey awesome hey their dude said Stan and Kenny looking in the box as their happy little festive friend jumped out the box waving ans happy to see his friends
Oh gosh look at you your all got so big now hope your all well mr Hankey said
Yeah we're all good missed too though so how are you then we haven't seen you in a whole year that's a long time said Kenny smilling
Oh I'm just fine and the wife and kids are busy as always at this time of the year helping Santa clause. Gosh you all look swell and I can't get over how tall you have grown said mr Hankey smilling
Thanks well were all good and yeah guess we have grown a bit since last year when you last seen us laughed Kyle
Aww that's good to know Kyle oh gosh Kenny what happend to you that looks really sore said mt Hankey noticing a bad bruise forming on Kennys face and Kyle and Stan looked too,
Oh it's nothing mr Hankey I er got it off fighting some kid at my bit last night over something stupid but don't worry I'm fine iv had worse and it will clear up in a few days so no big deal really and it dosent hurt now said Kenny notice Stan and Kyle look at each other and whisper a bit but say nothing to him
Kenny had somehow been getting into a lot of fights recently or falling over or walking into things like walls or doors and he said he was really accident prone if he was to be believed but Stan nd Kyle had their own ideas about this but both said nothing and their was a slim chance that it could be true as Kenny had got into quite a few fights with the kids in his part of town but sometimes it was hard to beleive Kenny getting into fights with other kids as he was normally he was so laid back boy bit of a joker and fought only if cornerd but sure Kenny did have a temper but not as bad as Kyle Kyle had a very short fiery temper and anyone with any sence wouldn't dare anger him but Cartman did he loved pissing Kyle off but Kyle gave back as good as he got
Soon the school bus came and Kyle hid mr Hankey back in his box and told him that he'd need to be really quiet as he didn't want thrown off the bus as the new driver who'd now replaced the guy that had replaced old Crabtree after her death was 100 times worse than her he just hated kids and said that they should be locked away untill they were 30 and he never called them by their names he called them little fuckers and quite often kicked kids off his bus leaving them to make their own way to school or home even in the dark and only Yestarday he'd kicked Craig and Tweek off the bus for arguing and Craig had flipped him off and he'd seen it in the mirror and threw Craig and Tweek who had done nothing really off the bus and both boys had to make their own way home in the dark and heavy snow so not wanting to get thrown off the bus as he'd be really late for school Kyle kept his little friend hidden away safly in his box and Kyle remaind quiet on the bus as he sat next to Stan looking out the window
School was really boring that day as ushal same old lessons really making the kids fall asleep apart from Kyle as he paid attention and got top marks but the rest of the class were board out their minds till it came to drama as that lesson could be interesting and as ushal their teacher Mr garrison took the class with help from his long time partner and lover mr slave who had now left Big Gay All as their marriage didn't work put and now he was back with Garrison and he'd become the teaching assistent again and he could be okay at times
Right now everyone quiten down please now as you all know this Friday afternoon is our school Nativaty play and concert so hopefully your family will all be able to come so to get things perfect today we will do a dress rehearsal Garrison said making everyone look up at him
Now Wendy have you got an old baby doll at home that you can bring in to be the baby Jesus asked mr Garrison looking at a young girl with black hair to her waist who was to play Mary
Yes sir I do but it's a baby girl doll with a pink soft Body also it has rubber limps with a few felt pen marks on her limbs face and body also she's gor a bald rubber head and a tuft of blonde hair in a curl now I'm not really sure as its been ages since I played with her but I think she cries too if I put batteries in her back but I can clean her up and bring her in its a nice little doll I can find it I packed a lot of my old toys and dolls away dads garage. and some are in the loft just kept my teddies out I'll look for her tonight sir iv a feeling I know where she is Wendy said smilling
Oh okay guess that will do then I can get a white blanket and wrap it up in that so no one will be able to see its a girl doll and remeber now Kyle to try and wear that beard as Joseph had a beard said Garison. Looking at Kyle who had a fake beard in his hands
Aww but sir it really itches I'm allergict to it it's giving me a rash on my face can't we just make Josh a young one and skip the beard asked Kyle sighing
You shouldn't even be in the play your stupid mom once ruined Xmas for us all one xmas so she better not do it again this year and I think we'd better hide the baby Jesus cos Kyle will try and kill him he's a J.O.O said Cartman
So what and tough fatass I like Xmas Ita cool and you couldn't even fit into the joseph costume unless it was made from a circus tent or 4 costumes stiched together so forget about trying to steal my part your too fat and also that's not how you spell Jew fatass Yelled Kyle
Kyle Broflovski enough of that I will not have fighting in my class young man or it's the Princibles office for you now be quiet Mr Garrison yelled at the redhead making him blush scarlet
Er I'm sorry sir said Kyle glaring at Cartman who was mouthing I got you in trouble I got you in trouble Kyle hissed angrily at Cartman and mouthing. You fat bastard you haven't heard the last of this fatass I'll get you later and you will Pay
Right everyone okay then now everyone settle down and I'll go over what roles you got now when the audience are seated and ready the play will begine it will open with a scean of the town of Bethlehem and the choir will sing oh little town and Clyde you will come to the side of the stage and narrate the story then Kyle you will bring a heavly pregnant Wendy onto the stage on the toy Donkey I'm borrowing that from the kindergarteners. again To the carol little Donkey now Wendy your labour has just started so look in pain Garrison said
Yes sir I know what to do said Wendy
Good now Jason Francis and Jimmy your the 3 innkeepers that are full so you send Kyle or Joseph to Eric's inn and Kyle you will ask Eric for a room as you have travled many miles and need to rest and your wife is heavily pregnant and about to go into labour and that the baby will be born soon and Eric you will tell them that you too are full but you have a stable it isn't much but it's warm and dry and they can go their Garrison said
Yeah yeah I know what to do sir don't worry I will tell Kyle and Wendy about the stable I have they can use that and it. It being much but it's all I have and it's warm and dry and I'll take them their and then leave them to get on with it said Cartman with a shrug
Yes that's right you have got it now good now were beging to get somewhere at last now go and change into your costumes and hurry back and also Kyle and Eric no more fighting and another thing Kyle wear that beard okay garrison said as the kids left to change and get ready to rehearse
Oh sweet Jeezus why the hell do I do it mr Slave it's the same thing every year and Eric is right in a way I just hope to God that Kyles interfering know it all mother dosent ruin things again this plays going to be a disaster I just know it will sighed Mr Garrison rubbing his forhead
Well becouse you'd be board but still it could be fun and cute doing the play too it will work out you'll see Herbert said Mr Slave rubbing Mr Garrisons back and smilling at his lover
I hope your right sighed mr Garrison
Soon everyone was ready and Wendy had a pillow tied to her stomock that Bebe helped her with and Garrison looked at everyone sighing
Kyle was scratching his face due to the itchy beard and was moaning as it was really annoying him
Wendy was trying to keep the pillow from slipping and the Donkey had a wobbly wheel and threatening to collapse really due to age the toy Donkey was older than them
Bebe was still caked in make up and chewing on gum and somehow she sneaked her phone into rehearsals and was texting someone on checking her Facebook page
Cartmans costume was so tight and it pinched him making him moan wanting a bigger size
Butters was trying to controle his stammer as he was nerviouse and he stammerd badly when nerviouse
Tweek was all jerky and freaking out and jumpy more than normal and demanding coffee every 5 miniutes
Craig and Stan who were 2 of the kings were fighting over who had the coolest costume and it was like being back in the Metrosexual days and Token the 3rd king was playing peacemaker and trying to get his 2 friends to stop fighting whist smilling over at Nicole who he was still dating and she played one of the Angela in the angelic choir as Ncole was a good singer but it was really chaos and everything was threatening to fall apart. before it began
Look at them mr Slave I just know it this play is going to be a total disaster we will be a laughing stock these kids are hopeless they just haven't a clue I'm dreading this Friday I must be totally crazy thinking that this will work sighed mr Garrison sadly
Well that's that chappy done next one coming soon will the play work or not and how will rehearses go lol stay tuned like comment and favrioute do what you want but don't steal