CHAPTER 6: The Princess, The Monster and The Wiatch
DISCLAIMER: I do not own S.A.
For me, this is the best chapter I did so far. hahaha! Tell me if it is, okay? NOW THE WAIT IS OVER!!! THE PLAN IS TO BE UNRAVELED! I'm getting butterflies right now...and I don't even know why...haha!
"So, our goal is to bring that KEI "MONSTER" TAKISHIMA back to MY HIKARI… and to do that we should all cooperate…and that includes you, Yahiro…as much as you don't want to."
Yahiro was about to say something, but Megumi knew better so she pulled Yahiro's ears.
"But to get to that, we need to snatch the monster's attention first…so we're back to basics. I hate to admit it but…he was brainwashed by that WIATCH."
"WIATCH?" we asked her in unison.
"Oh c'mon guys!" Akira exasperated, like it's so obvious. "You know, Witch plus Biatch equals WIATCH."
"Nice one!" commended Sakura. "Love it!"
"So, our first task will be 'DATING THE PRINCESS'" she wrote.
"PRINCESS?!" we asked again in unison.
"Stop it, okay?!" Akira said, "Princess is our codename for Hikari. We can't go around telling him what that we're behind all these. Can we?"
"And what's the codename for Kei, then?" Jun asked.
"Well, of course it's monster." Akira said, "Suits him perfectly, don't you think?"
"WHATEVER." We said in unison.
Then she continued,
"You guys." She pointed to Jun, Yahiro, Ryuu and Tadashi. "Will have to keep up with the monster…have your usual 'boy talk'. What you need to do is to make him notice our princess more, okay? It's up to you on how you would do it. Just make sure that that monster will love our princess more than ever….so the love story starts again!" she giggled.
All of us groaned.
"What will you girls do, anyway?" Ryuu asked suspiciously.
"We, girls, would be the ones in charge of our princess' appearance…and everything that needs to be improved."
"So my appearance is not enough?" I asked.
Am I really that ugly?
"Of course not, my Hikari!" Akira shook her head vigorously, "We just need to put a little something extra to make that monster think twice about marrying the wiatch."
"We need Kei to focus his attention to you." Sakura interrupted, "So we need to make you prettier…in that case Kei will have no way out."
"Yeah." Yahiro said, "He likes amazons anyway…"
I pounced Yahiro in the head.
"Thank you, Hikari." Megumi sighed.
"If in that case, we succeed, then there's nothing to worry about anymore. But if we don't succeed, we have to proceed to the second option."
"And what might the second option be?" Finn asked.
"It's simple, we have to get Asuka, I mean, the Wiatch away from the Monster."
"And how do we do that?" I asked.
"Well, we have to get the wiatch hook up with some other guy…like a blind date or something…"
"Will she feed in?" Yahiro asked.
"Of course, she will." said Akira. "I researched everything that is needed to know about the Wiatch."
"Like?" Jun asked.
"Like she loves to go fishing…and blind dating. The man of her dreams is a man who loves nature…"
"I think I know who the perfect man is." I said and I looked up.
Everybody looked up to…the ceiling.
Tadashi was still there, hanging. He waved his hand at us.
"H-Hi…" his sweat dropped.
"I know." Akira finally said and she turned to Tadashi, "Monkey, I will feed you 15 types of my baked goodies and pastries if you agree on this one. 15 types of cakes for 1 date with Asuka. How's that?"
Tadashi licked his lips in delight. "Count me in!"
I looked back at Akira…
She looked…not okay.
"Akira," I said, "You don't have to do this…"
"Hikari," she replied with a smile, "what's one date with Asuka? Don't worry."
I smiled back at her.
But still…
I can't believe she's baiting her boyfriend…
Just for me.
"So, if that option also fails…we go to the third option which is 'MAKING THE MONSTER JEALOUS' the name speaks for itself."
"How could we do that?" wrote Megumi.
"I'll invite a special friend over to spend time with us." Akira winked at me. "It's still a secret though…"
"Lastly…if everything else fails. We only have this one last shot…and I swear, it's very hard to do…for it can only be done by your highness, my princess Hikari."
"What is it?" I asked. Everybody was also anxious to know.
Akira cleared her throat.
"A little thing called…making love."
"WHAAAAAAT?!" all of us shouted.
"You know," Akira said, "doing the 'S' word!!!!"
"I know what it means!" I felt my cheeks burning, "But why would I do such…such…act?"
"Because you love him." Akira said, "Isn't that enough?"
"NO." I simply said.
"C'mon Hikari." Akira said.
"NO." I repeated. "Never."
"Please." Akira begged with puppy eyes. "I'm doing this for you and it's just an option anyway…so you still have a choice. "
Uh-oh. Caught me there.
"I'll think about it." I closed my eyes.
Tell me, I did not just say that.
"It's up to you now, princess." Akira said, "So, who's in?"
"Me." Sakura raised her hand.
"Sure." Jun said, he also raised his hand.
Sakura kissed his lips…
"I love you, Jun."
Jun was rather flustered.
"Quit that mushy stuff." Akira said. "Who's still joining?"
"Me." Megumi wrote and stared at Yahiro.
"Yeah. Whatever." He raised his hand half-heartedly.
"Count us both in." Ryuu and Finn both raised their hands.
Akira looked up and shouted at Tadashi…
"You, up there! Care to join us?" she asked.
"I would love to. It's just that… I can't raise my hands…because I'm already raised up. Hehe." He laughed nervously.
We all laughed.
I can't believe my friends would do this to me…
Crazy as the plan seems to be…
I still appreciate the fact that they're doing this for me.
Even if I left them without even a note…
Akira took out her favorite tea set and poured tea for all of us.
"For our Operation: Back on Track! Cheers!" she shouted.
"CHEERS!" we hollered.
"What about me?" Tadashi cried…from the ceiling.
I stared at my friends as they were laughing and having fun.
But still…we're incomplete.
One's missing.
I was just wondering…
Where is Takishima now?
What is he doing?
Who is he with?
But most of all…
…will he accept me again in his heart?
I know Yahiro's been some kind of the devil's advoate here...because he always is...in the anime, right? haha! REVIEW,REVIEW and REVIEW!!!!!
By the way, I love the word: "WIATCH"...(thanks to hislips - I got the idea from her..)
Do you like it too? :)