A/N: Sixth chapter, people! Read and enjoy!

Summary: Lily wants to tell James that she likes him, but keeps getting interrupted. Watch how Lily keeps approaching James to tell him…..and fails every time.

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Disclaimer: See first chapter.

Lucius Malfoy

Lily had to thank whoever created the hair color-changing spell, because it definitely helped her with her interrogation with Black. Most of his fangirls sobbed in pure misery of the possibility of never seeing the handsome Sirius hair ever again, and Hestia, upon meeting him and his hot pink hair in the Great Hall, screamed in pure horror.

Oh yes, life was good.

But back to her main purpose in life- I mean, main purpose this year- I mean, main purpose…..whatever. It's time for Tell-James-I-Like-Him-Plan-Six.

There he was, taking notes for Charms as he paid rapt attention to the teacher. Lily just loved the way his hand moved smoothly across the parchment while also messing up with cute hair even further.

Right, time for her Tell-James-I-Like-Him-Plan-Six (or more preferably: TJILH plan six) to take action.

She turned to Professor Flitwick, eyeing him cautiously. She was in his good books of course, being one of the top at charms, but sometimes when the professor was in a bad mood, things were bound to get a little….dirty.

It was easy to tell if the professor was in a good mood or not. If he was, he would award Gryffindor twenty points for each homework graded an 'E'. If he wasn't, well…..

"Black, Pettigrew, five points from Gryffindor for getting an 'E' in my latest essay." Flitwick scowled. "At NEWT level, I want to see at least an 'O' on your papers."

Yep, no doubt he was in a bad mood today.

But she had to go through with the plan; it was already planned out so perfectly.

She cast a non-verbal spell on herself to make herself look pale and pretended to cough. Sure enough, people started to turn towards her. She coughed some more and more people turned to stare. James, who was sitting right next to her, whispered to her, "Lily, are you okay?"

Oh, I'm just wonderful with you right here by my side! "No, I'm not feeling well." She started coughing again.

James raised his hand. "Professor, I don't think Ms Evans is feeling well. Can I please be excused to take her to the hospital wing?"

Flitwick turned towards them, eyes narrowing into slits, much like the way McGonagall's does. But his gaze softened when he caught sight of Lily. "Of course, Mr. Potter. Come back as soon as you drop her off, though."

James nodded and started helping Lily to her feet (who was still feigning sickness) but then was stopped by someone saying, "Professor, I don't think you should let Potter take the Mud- Evans girl up to the infirmary, seeing as his weakness in this subject is bad enough. Maybe you should let someone else bring her there?"

Flitwick considered this for a moment and nodded. "Very well, Mr. Malfoy, you can bring her there. Be sure to hurry back, though. I don't have all day to teach this to you, you know!"

Lucius smirked. "Of course, Professor."

Wait- no!

Lucius grabbed her by the shoulder and, being as rough as possible, dragged her out of the room.

NOOOOO! I WANT MY JAMIE-POO BACK!

Jamie-poo? Since when did she come out with that nickname?

Hmm…cute, but gay.

Nope, it won't do.

As soon as Lucius and Lily were outside, he let go of her and rubbed his hands on his robes. "Ugh, I can't believe I had to touch filthy blood."

"Right," she said, irritated by the comment. "Would you just hurry up and bring me to the hospital wing-"

"Save it Mudblood, I know that it was all fake." He smirked at her and leaned in closer, and Lily had the terrifying thought that he was actually going to kiss her.

Ugh, disgusting!

"Bella told me all about your little love note in History of Magic yesterday," he told her. She cursed Bellatrix inwardly. "Who knew you'd like a Pot Head, as you called him over the years. Anyway, don't give us an excuse to spread the word." Then he backed away, smirking. "Enjoy your time in the Hospital Wing, Mudblood. You definitely need all that filth cleaned out from your blood."

Then he turned and walked back into the classroom, and Lily groaned.

Stupid Malfoy.

A/N: Hey look! My longest chapter yet! Please Review!