Yo! Foxtrot here! Goin' for a chapter six!

DISCLAIMER: DOESN'T OWN NARUTO OR DMC. THOSE WHO BELIEVE SO ARE STUPID.

Chapter Six: GUNS!!! GLORIOUS GUNS!!!!!!...and some other stuff…

"Alright, let me get this straight…" Dante began, "You showed off your guns at school today, and now your friends, your teacher, and possibly the entirety of Konoha want them?"

"Yeah, why? You told me you liked making them?"

"That was just to make it so you wouldn't want me to make more!"

"What!? Sheesh, you make no sense sometimes, Dante!" The two demon slayers continued arguing until Shikamaru decided to step in.

"Dante, you would probably get paid a considerable amount of money for making guns. In fact, if you just told someone else how to do it and they made them instead, you could still get paid."

"Really kid?! That's an awesome idea! I owe you one!"

"Okay, then make my gun and Choji's gun for free." Dante stood there, dumbstruck for a few moments, then grumbled.

"Freakin' kid…Fine, I'll make guns for you two. Just so you know, they won't be like Naruto's, and I'm going to specialize them to what I think you would use more efficiently. I can have them for you by tomorrow." Dante began to walk away, as Choji began his ritualistic 'I just got something for free' dance. Shikamaru smirked at his own genius, and at the stupidity of the demon slayer who could've just refused. "Oh, and pineapple head?" Shikamaru perked up at his name. "If your idea doesn't work, well…lets just say some bad shi-…things are gonna happen to you." Shikamaru shivered in fear at the threat the now extremely scary looking man delivered.

"Don't worry about him, Shikamaru, he wouldn't really hurt you too bad. Probably just a nuggie or a wedgie that would hurt for about a week," Shikamaru cringed, "And then just never do another favor for you ever again. Not too bad…"

"Aw man, what did I just get myself into?..."

"Didn't I just tell you?" One blank stare at Naruto later, the trio walked towards the center of town. Once there they saw two guys in green spandex.

"LEE!!!!"

"GAI-SENSEI!!!" Naruto looked on in horror as the boy and the GROWN MAN hugged and cried.

"Uh, Choji? Is this normal?"

"Naruto, you're a demon slayer. I thought you would've been more prepared for weird stuff like this."

"Yeah Naruto. Besides, all you have to do is ignore them. Talking to them is much too troublesome." The trio continued on their way, until a few vengeful fan girls began giving chase to the unfortunate young ninja wannabes.

ONE EXTREME CHASE SCENE LATER!!

"Man, fan girls can sure hold a grudge, can't they?!"

"Thank you for pointing out that obvious truth! God, so freakin' troublesome…" The boys had only succeeded in escaping the fan girls with the help of the girls' object of affection, walking across the street peacefully until he was violently glomped by them. This gave the demon slayer and his friends enough time to escape to one of the many training grounds on the outskirts of Konoha. Suddenly, they heard a voice.

"ROTATION!!" The sound of metal contacting something hard rang out, as the trio moved to investigate the noises. There they saw a girl with long hair and a white shirt (Yes, this is Neji. No, he isn't actually a girl. Deal with it.) with another girl who had her hair up in buns and wore a pink oriental shirt.

"Whoa, check those crazy chicks!" Naruto said that a bit too loud, as the two girls turned toward him, one of them glaring very harshly at the blonde.

"Hey! Who are you and what are you doing here!?" yelled the girl who, on closer inspection, looked sort of like Minnie Mouse.

"Sorry girls, we were just escaping some, uh…why are you looking at me like that?" Shikamaru and Choji slowly backed away, finally realizing the identity of the long haired boy as Hyuuga Neji.

"What did you call me?..." Neji asked the utterly screwed blond child as he nervously scratched the back of his head, looking for a way to weasel himself out of this situation.

"Oh, sorry man! Just, from far away, you look like a…"

"A what?" Neji's voice was cold, full of anger, and suddenly the air around Naruto dropped twenty degrees. Shikamaru and Choji had already apologized to the other girl, whose name was Tenten. She had accepted their apology, and all that was left to do now was to watch how this situation played out.

"Well…uh…you…youlooklikeagirl!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that. Mind repeating it?"

"Um…yes?" Neji gave Naruto a blank stare, before turning back to Tenten.

"Tenten, what would you suggest I do?"

"Just let them go, Neji. The kid's new to the village according to these two." Neji turned again, looking at Naruto with a blank expression.

"I'll let it go this time, but if you ever do anything like this again…"

"Yeah, sure, got it, see ya!" Naruto yelled, running for his life away from the scary, very girly looking Hyuuga. Shikamaru and Choji waved goodbye and followed their unfortunate blonde friend. The two had found their third member at his apartment, hiding in the closet in the fetal position, rocking back and forth. After calming their friend down, the trio had lazily enjoyed the rest of the day cloud watching, at Shikamaru's request.

…The next day…

"Alrighty then, fellas! I present you with…your new guns!"

Well, that was fun. Don't you just hate it when jerks like me pull things like this? Anyway, review please! (Assuming you read.)