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Sleeping Hungary
Hungary, also known as the biggest Yaoi fan girl, had many wishes. One of said wishes was to find a way to lure male nations in a dungeon and then make them do their activities, preferably in front of a camera.
Alas none of them were willing to do such a thing, so she plotted and plotted and after few days she had the perfect plan. She would pretend to be a damsel in distress, even thou she wouldn't like it, lock herself in a place from which only she could escape and then the male nations will be foolish enough to come in order to safe her and once they enter her maze of a castle there would be no way for them to return.
And just as planned the giggling female was able to make the perfect stronghold. With alligators swimming in the nearby lake, snakes hiding in the rose bushes, candy leading to traps, herself in the top tower with enough weapons to start a war, just in case someone was indeed unfortunate enough to reach that far and actually consider jumping from the window an option, and more.
When all was done she made herself comfortable and waited for the poor nations that were going to show up. Much to her delight she didn't had to wait for to long as Prussia had already started a rescue mission of his own. And so he came, being lifted in the air by his chicks, who were complaining that he had gained weight from eating too many of Austria's cakes. When the "prince charming" was just above the lake his form of transportation just gave up and so Prussia ended up in the lake, where the trained perverted alligators were waiting to ambush him and that's how he got captured and throwed in a dungeon, where he was chained and striped. Quite sorrowful from his chick's betrayal and quite panicked from Hungary's giggling he just waited for his punishment to begin.
Not long after the second rescuer came. It was France; he was running towards the castle naked and giggling with a blindfold on, which was the main reason why he crushed into the castle's walls and fell into the special trap door under said walls and right into the dungeon. England soon fallowed, he was actually chasing France because the blue eyed pervert had the nerve to strip in front of him and then run in a random direction, although the fact that he was in a sugar height all day long was the reason for this strange phenomenon. The unsatisfied Brit had tried to catch his lover but Francis was too fast for him and so he had to venture into the castle to find him.
Soon many other nations started falling into Hungary's traps and she became bored with it and decided to take a nap, said nap took 5 minutes in which Canada was able to destroy the castle gate, break the walls in the maze, go up the stairs, make out with Hungary until she wakes up and then jumping out of the window James Bond stile. As a result everyone was able to escape.
As Hungary watched the retreating nations she smiled creepily, black aura coming out of her, she eventually decided to go back to sleeping. Just before she fell asleep again she couldn't help but thing that even thou all of the nations had escaped this time, they will return tomorrow. And that's exactly what they did, but this time Canada wasn't there to safe them and after Russia agreed to be the dragon their chances to ever be free again literally vanished into thin air...lucky them. And what did Hungary did while all of the male nations were sleeping, you ask? She became lazy and slept all day long, only waking up to watch one of her many perverted videos.
Cinderella is next! Should I make North Italy Cinderella or should it be Germany?