Zirconia: My cousins, who the characters in the fanfic are based on, helped me with this one...they just don't know it lmao!

!Warning!: Overly random with lame humor xD

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Angel woke up the next morning right before dawn. Ratchet was sitting in front of her.

"Is Alexis ok?"

"Yes. But we need to get you back to the fire station."

"Why? What's wrong?" She yawned as he picked her up and went outside the base, "Nothing bad, I hope." After he transformed she jumped in and dozed off until they arrived, he honked the horn, waking her up, "That was mean..."

He laughed at her reaction. When she walked inside she didn't see anyone but went to go take a quick shower in one of the bathrooms. She came back down the steps afterwards in a gray tank top and some jeans, pinning her hair up in a bun. She had thrown on some boots after coming down the steps.

"Angel," The chief was looking through something in a folder, "I need you, Michael, and Jason to go get some stuff for me. We decided to celebrate Adam's birthday this Saturday."

"Wooo." She pretended to be excited, she never like shopping with those two, "Well...I'm taking one of the search and rescue cars."

"You mean the one you drive in all the time now since the tornado killed yours a few days ago?"

"Yeah, that one." She took off out the door and jumped back in the hummer. Ratchet let her take control and drive, snickering at her muttering about shopping with the two craziest people she'd ever seen, "They can't be that bad."

"Ratchet...it's obvious you've never been around them off duty before..." She cringed. She pulled up to a grocery store, seeing Michael and Jason's vehicles in the parking lot, "God give me strength." She jumped out of the hummer and made her way to the hyper firefighter and the irritating medic, "Angel! You made it!"

"Unfortunatly..."She muttered, "Let's get this over with."

"Hey! I met you the other night!" She heard Michael say so turned around to see who he was talking to. Ratchet's hologram had followed her, "Oh, guys, this is Ratchet. He's the one that got me out of my house when the storm came up about a week ago."

Jason looked at him, "You seem very familiar..."

"Nice to meet ya, Ratchet." Michael shook his hand, "Your a little cold, buddy. You ok?"

Angel ran up grabbing Ratchet's hand, "Let's go shall we?" They went into the store, grabbing a cart. Michael ran off for some items along with Jason. Jason had returned first, putting several items in the buggy and hands her a list, "He gave us this, by the way."

About five minutes later, Jason had grabbed a bag of chips. Ratchet leaned down and whispered in Angel's ear, "They don't seem that bad."

"I've been runnin around with my meat in my hand for a good while. I couldn't find ya'll."

"Your meat?"

He shoved a big pack of hotdogs in Jason's face, people giving weird looks as they passed by them. He pushed it away, "I'm not the buggy."

"Just put it in the buggy please..." Angel's eye twitched as she started moving again. Jason came up beside Ratchet with the list, "If I walk up to the buggy with a six pack, Angel would kill me with it! I think we'll get that later..."

"Six pack?"

"You don't drink very often do ya, Ratchet?"

"Erm...not really."

"Hey guys! They have turkey necks!"

"What do we need turkey necks for? That's not on the list." Jason looked at the paper in his hand before Michael started annoying Angel by poking the turkey neck, "Honk Honk!"

"Put those away, we don't need those!!"

Ratchet smirked at seeing her eyebrow twitch, he had to admit the fact that she was kind of cute when annoyed. He was snapped out of his thoughts upon hearing a loud thud, "Stop it with the hotdog jokes or I'll shove one down your throat!!"

Jason was holding his stomach, laughing, "We're through now, let's check out."

"Lovely idea!" They made their way to the check out line where the cashier started checking out their items.

"I bet five bucks it'll be around eighty dollars."

"No way, man. It's going to be lower than that. Some of that stuff was on sale. It's going to be around sixty."

The cashier rang everything up, "Your total is $81.75."

"Noooo!!!"

"You just got served, where's my five bucks?"

Angel looked at the cashier handing her the change from the one hundred dollar bill, "They don't get out much."

Ratchet followed the three outside with an amused look, they weren't so bad. It reminded him of the times back on Cybertron with Arcee, Jazz and Bee, actually.

"What the heck was that?!"

Ratchet looked up at Michael who was looking at a street light. Jason looked up as well, "I don't see anything."

Michael stood for a minute and stared at the light before following the other two. Ratchet scanned the area. There was a Decepticon nearby. He could feel it. He kept an eye out for anything out of the ordinary and followed the three. Jason and Angel were putting the items in the back of Jason's car when they heard Michael scream again, "Ack! There it is!!" Frenzy jumped down onto Angel as Barricade came out of nowhere in the parking lot. Ratchet had no choice. Michael just stared as his hologram faded and the hummer behind him began to transform. Jason was helping Angel fight off frenzy before turning around and seeing Ratchet and Barricade in a fight, "What the..."

Michael spotted the minibot as it was thrown in front of him. He had lifted his foot to kick it when he heard a voice.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

He turned to see a woman in a motorcycle helmet with a leather suit on holding a knife up to Angel's throat, "Tell your precious robot to stand down."

Jason had a gun pointing it to the woman's head, "Let her go."

"I could just kill her, you know." He forced the knife closer to the girl's neck, "Put your weapon down, boy."

By this time Ratchet and Barricade were still as the mysterious woman clutched the knife tighter against Angel's neck, "Where's your mommy's little necklace."

"What?"

"You heard me." The knife had started drawing blood by this time, "Where is it?"

The two men stood around her glaring, they couldn't do anything at the moment and it was pissing them off, greatly. The woman was going to ask again before the knife was pulled out of her hand by an invisible force in front of her. Jazz and Ironhide had appeared behind Barricade, attacking him, knocking his newly repaired arm off once again. They heard Frenzy screaming and turned around to see him being held upside down by Bumblebee. The woman started to scream before she was forced to the ground by Sam, letting the girl go. He had her arms around her back. The Transformers above them were engaged in a fight but the human's were to busy with the woman that had apparently came with them, "Why are you with the Decepticons? They hate humans!"

"Who said I was human?" She stood up and threw Sam off of her, looking for Angel, who had hid from her, "Where is she?"

Bumblebee was going to pick her up before Barricade grabbed the covered human and placed her on his shoulder, "I'll get that little bitch when you least expect it." She took out a handgun and aimed at the boy who had attacked her. A loud shot was heard but Sam wasn't the victim. The mystery woman was clutching at her arm when they looked back up.

"That's what you get for trying to shoot my boyfriend, you twat!!!" Mikaela was getting ready to fire again before Barricade transformed back into the cop car, a very deformed Frenzy jumping in the back.

Michael stood up after they left, "What the fruck is going on!?"

"Erm...well that's kind of a long story...hehe..." Angel forced a smile, scratching the back of her head. She was going to have a time explaining this one to everyone, 'They just not take my hummer away from me..."

"..." Jason looked at Ratchet who was looking right back, "So that's why you seemed so familiar!"