Thanks to everyone who reviewed! This chapter is for you guys!
Thank you very much to kRaZyChangeoFHeArt for their idea!
Disclaimer: I guess I sort of own Hinata's nyuu-ness. But other than that, I don't own anything except the plot!
Sorry if your opinion of Gai has changed after reading this chapter, in a bad way. Oh, and warning, this chapter might get a bit sexually graphic! But no one loses virginity, or anything, don't worry.
By the way, I had to repost this chapter because I forgot the line break things! Nothing besides that has changed.
Eventually Hinata got tired of chasing Kakashi, which made a certain copy-nin very happy. He hadn't entirely been able to conceal the Icha Icha Paradise book from her though.
"Kakashi-sensei? Nyuu?" asked Hinata, sticking her finger over the back of the book and tapping it on a picture. Naruto and Sakura snickered in the background. Kakashi turned red behind his mask.
"Nyuu, what are the boy and girl doing?" asked Hinata again. Luckily, Kakashi was spared from an answer because Gai and Lee walked up the road. Maito Gai was feeling good today. He and Lee had just had an invigorating and difficult spar. Gai felt so cheerful, in fact, he was just thinking about finding Kakashi and challenging him. He, Gai, would win because today he was full of the power of YOUTH!
"Ohayo, Kakashi! I feel youthful today, so I am going to challenge you to run a hundred laps around Konoha faster than I can!" he hollered to Kakashi. Kakashi, being the sneaky copy ninja he is, immediately found an opportunity to weasel his way out of an awkward moment.
"No, Gai. Today, I challenge you to explain what the man and the woman are doing in this picture to Hinata-chan, in FULL DETAIL. If you win, then I'll race you for a hundred laps around Konoha. Deal?" Gai looked at the picture, and looked at Hinata, who was staring at them both curiously, and turned to his rival in anguish.
"Kakashi! How dare you corrupt Hinata-chan!" He pointed a finger at his fellow jounin. "I never knew your libido was so large! But a challenge is a challenge, so yosh, I accept!" Plucking the explicit book from Kakashi, he walked over to Hinata.
"So, Hinata-chan, which picture did you require a description of?" Hinata pointed to the one which, unfortunately, showed the couple ahh… going at it (psst, that's intercourse). Gai looked shocked. How dare Kakashi show this inappropriate picture to Hinata!
Ok, if anyone is squeamish about reading some info about sex, please skip the three paragraphs that follow this announcement. Thanks!
"Well, Hinata-chan, in this woefully graphic picture, the couple are making love. Having intercourse is not really a bad thing, but pre-marital intercourse is considered FORNICATION!" He yelled the last word out loud. Hinata looked shocked, but said "Nyuu?" and pointed at some blood seeping from the woman's err, ovarian orifice.
"When the man pushes his genitalia (Gai pointed at his you-know-what) into the woman's vagina (this was explained to Hinata in chapter 2), which by the way is the process called intercourse, he breaks through her hymen, which protects the vagina, and thus blood seeps out. When making love, it is best to do it on a surface in which you can either wash out the blood or wipe it away. Anyway, the placing of a phallus (more pointing) inside a vagina results in the genital releasing a liquid called sperm, or semen. This
process is called INSEMINATION!" Gai yelled the last word also at Hinata. Sakura had to cover Naruto's ears when Gai made this speech.
"Then, the semen mixes with an ovary in the woman's womb and the woman gets pregnant!" Hinata looked confused.
"She has a baby in her belly! Then, approximately 9 months later, the baby is ejected out of the woman's womb."
"Well, Hinata-chan, you now know all about the wonders of sexual intercourse. Please inform Kakashi that I have beat his challenge, thanks to the power of YOUTH! YOSH!" Gai exclaimed.
"Nyuu?" Hinata asked, pointing at Gai.
"Have I ever participated in the activity of making love?" Hinata nodded.
"Of course not! As I said before, that is considered FORNICATION!! And though the urge to have intercourse is very strong, I have beaten the need with the power of youth!" yelled Gai.
"What if person try to forn- forni- (she couldn't pronounce it) nyuu Hinata and Hinata not want nyuu?" Hinata asked, looking very worried. Gai turned to Lee, who was covering his ears when his Gai-sensei had begun the talk.
"Lee, why don't you teach Hinata some taijutsu that she can use in self-defense?" Lee nodded.
"Yosh! Hinata-chan, let's test your strength!" He led Hinata over to a tree.
"Nyuu!"
"Ok, Hinata-chan, try to gather chakra in your fist or foot, whichever is more comfortable with you, and hit that tree!" Hinata stayed still for a moment. Then, she punched the tree HARD. Unfortunately, the tree fell over on top of Lee, who was too busy cheering for Hinata to notice. He got out of the way, but he was bonked a good one on the head.
"Nyuuuu!"
"Lee-san!"
"Fuzzy-brows!" Hinata, Sakura, and Naruto hurried over to the fallen ninja.
"I am fine, do not worry, Sakura-san, I have the power of youth!" Lee declared. They all still looked worried.
"Hey, Hinata, I'll teach you how to heal this bump on Lee's head," offered Sakura.
"Nyuu, ok!" said Hinata. Under Sakura's instruction, green chakra coated Hinata's hands, which she laid on Lee's head. The bump healed instantly.
"Wow, Hinata-chan, you're pretty good!" Turning to Naruto, Sakura said, "I think we can put Hinata back to normal pretty soon!"
That chapter was fun to write! Thanks kRaZyChangeoFHeArt for the idea of explaining to Hinata the birds and the bees. You're the best! Thanks for reading and please review!