Response to Turkleturtle since i couldn't pm you: yes their will be a NaLu lemon eventually but the build up is half the fun!

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The Dare Part Six:

The Two for One Deal 2

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"This is going to be good!" Happy cheered, flying over to Charle where she sat with Wendy, Lisanna and Elfman.

"Puh-lease! My precious daughter will drink your ass under the table!" Gildarts yelled at the other male mage, he forceed his daughter into his arms, an arrogant smirk on his face.

Lucy rolled her eyes, he had to be the only parent in the entire history of Earthland who was proud of their child's alcoholism.

"Ha! Doubt it!" Bacchus laughed.

"You're on!" Cana wrestled out of her dad's grip and stood, pointing at Bacchus, she gave him a flirty smile, "What are the terms? If I win, I want to see your hair down, pretty boy. Did you want my bra again if you win?"

"Daughter, nooooooooo, only show your body to your future husband," Gildarts whimpered behind her.

Natsu scoffed at that, whispering to Lucy, "Says the guy who has a bunch of naked lady magazines in his backpack, he sure isn't one of their future husbands."

Lucy couldn't find it within herself to be surprised by that.

"Those old things? No way! Boring! Been there done that!" Bacchus waved her off and Lucy could see Cana seethe with rage. Lucy knew that Cana took a great pride in her appearance and to have it blatantly insulted in front of everyone she cared about was worse than losing the drinking contest.

"OH?! These are boring?!" Cana screeched, pulling up her blue bra and flashing the guild.

Gildarts covered his eyes with a plea to Mavis about darling daughters flashing everyone they knew.

"Yeah, uh, th-they are," Bacchus seemed to be having trouble forming a coherent sentence, it had been one thing to take the top off of a passed out girl he had defeated but another to be blatantly offered a free view.

"The half chub in your pants says otherwise!" Cana laughed angrily.

Blood rushed out of the Master, Macao and Wakaba's noses and a thud on the second level of the guildhall made Lucy look up, Freed had fainted and fallen out of his chair onto the floor.

Natsu burst into hysterical laughter next to her, slapping the wooden table with his hands, tears were coming out of his eyes, "Ahahahahaha Luce! This is even better than I thought."

Lucy looked at Natsu and whispered, "Maybe this is going too far, I mean look at how we broke Erza!"

Both turned to look at the queen of fairies.

Erza wasn't paying attention to the scene before her at all and was mumbling angrily into a piece of cake, stabbing the plate with a fork in malice.

Natsu wrapped an arm around her head, covering her mouth with his head, he pet her head with his other hand, "Shhhh, Shhhh, it will all be over soon, we're over halfway done with our vengeance."

Lucy bit his hand hard and Natsu let go with a curse.

"It's not nice to bite, Lucy," Natsu grinned at her.

Lucy scooted away from him, glaring up at him, "It's not nice to cover people's mouths."

"But you're just so fun to mess with Lucy," Natsu scooted after her, not letting her escape.

"Is that why you've been so weird lately? You're getting a kick out of trying to make me die of a heart attack aren't you?" Lucy glared at her partner.

Natsu's furrowed in concern and he was about to answer when they heard Cana scream.

They both looked back at their handy work.

"If I lose you want to see her topless!?" Cana growled, she had pulled her top back down and was clenching her fists at her sides.

Bacchus was pointing at the youngest Strauss, the sweet and relatively innocent compared to the rest of the heathens of Fairy Tail mage, the silver-haired Lisanna.

Lisanna's cheeks were bright red and she had her arms crossed over her chest.

An uproar rose in the guildhall.

See, it was perfectly okay to sexualize the rest of the women in the guild, and that included Lucy unfortunately. But Lisanna was the unofficial younger sister of everyone in the guild, it just wasn't okay!

Cana narrowed her eyes at the S-class drunken fist mage, "You're on!"

Cheers echoed through the guild hall, things along the lines of 'Show him who's boss Cana!' and 'Defend Lisanna's honor, you got this!'.

The match began with Mira rolling out a bunch of barrels of booze and pouring the first glasses.

Cana and Bacchus clanked their glasses together once and began to drink, neither taking their glaring eyes off of each other.

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Three hours later and Lucy was starting to get nervous. Cana was starting to sway in her seat but so was Bacchus. Cana also had gigantic cheering section while Bacchus had come alone, Cana's supporters seemed to be spurring her on more than anything. What if Bacchus failed?

Natsu and Lucy had been sitting in silence, watching the match, Lucy desperately wanted to find out what Natsu had planned to say when he had gotten that concerned look on his face but wasn't sure how to broach the subject without inviting his attention once more.

Mira rolled a few more barrels of wine out from the kitchen while Master Makarov cried about the two tipsy mages drinking them out of house and home.

This was going to be a loooooong day.

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Another couple hours passed and Lucy was shocked neither wizard needed to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning let alone that they were still sitting upright.

Mira poured another glass for each of them and the two competitors grabbed them and took a sip.

Just as she took her first sip, Cana dropped her glass and fell out of her chair, Gildarts catching her before she hit the floor.

"My baby girl!" Gildarts cried.

The whole guild booed.

"I'll be taking my prize now," Bacchus jumped to his feet, wobbling around, he pointed at Lisanna and grinned.

Lisanna pouted but stood up, her pale cheeks stained red. She walked to the center of the guildhall and hesitated.

"Can't watch! It's not manly," Elfman cried, burrowing his head in his hands.

Some of the guild mates who had been all about defending Lisanna's honor, were now realizing they were going to get to see another pair of breasts in the same day and cheered.

"How distasteful! Don't you dare look, tomcat!" Charle covered Happy's eyes.

Lucy took a cue from Charle and covered Natsu's eyes.

"Ah, Luce," he mumbled into her chest but his disappointment didn't sound sincere, instead he wrapped his arms around her and sighed in elation.

Lisanna undid the crisscrossing gray straps of her blouse and the fabric fell to her waist, leaving her in a pale purple bra, she pulled down the straps of her bra and flashed the guild, "Fine you jerks want to see!?"

Macao, the Master and Wakaba got their second nosebleeds of the day. Lucy heard another thud from the second level and looked up expecting Freed to have fainted again but this time it was both Bixlow and Freed who had fallen out of their chairs, Bixlow's babies circled around them snickering.

After a second, Lisanna turned into her giant bunny form, knocking Bacchus out, the entire guild cheering.

Oh Mavis, they had made Erza an anxious mess and Lisanna into a monster. Lucy prayed they never found out about their pranks.

"Haha, three down, two to go," Natsu mumbled into Lucy's chest, she could feel an evil grin on his face.

"Another one bites the dust," Lucy sighed, she felt bad about what they had done to the youngest Strauss, she really was like a younger sister to her.

In a few days it would be Mira's turn.

To be continued