Advance Wars Drabbles

Ch. 6 Captain Drake

By Hiro Konobu

"To explain some of the nuances in this chapter this is actually a slight tribute to late Captain Jack as the song is a parody of a certain DDR known as "Captain Jack." Now to signify who's singing/speaking during this song fic tribute chapter DrakeNormal, (Javier)(Parentheses), JessItalic, EagleBold, unless otherwise stated, and I still only own my under-reviewed fics."

(As we start theChapter we see Drake surfing)

"You know it makes me wonder how even if I'm so fat, how I can surf…" As soon as Drake says this, his board breaks and falls into the sea…for some reason he's floating. "Hey if I was thin would I still be able float and not drown…damn Brainiac reference…" Drake said as he got to land and his radio

(Now Drake is about to listen to his radio after losing his surfboard for a bit when…)

"Hello your listening to the "Radio Hiro Chop Block" 45 minutes of almost non-stop music and here's something new for your ears…sort of, first time I listened to these guys someone left the CD in my car, good for me, bad for them, and great for you here's the Green Storm Flash."

"Ohh…bring me back to the naval base hey ho."

"Hey this song sounds strangely familiar…and it's getting a little bit louder too." As Drake says this he didn't notice the car behind him well till the next few lines any way.

"Hey ho. (Captain Drake)"

"Hey ho. (Captain Drake)"

"Bring me back to the naval base."

"(Bring me back to the naval base.)"

"Give me a cannon in my ship."

"(Give me a cannon in my ship.)"

"I will shoot it all around."

"(I will shoot it all around)"

"The up down cruise, the naval force, a momentous shift."

"Ooohh…bring me back to the naval base oh way oh."

(At this point we see a green tank come in Drake starts to run…)

"Ooohh…bring me back to the naval base oh way oh."

(…However due to being a "fat porker" he really didn't get that far and is promptly picked up somehow by the other Green Earth CO's…don't ask me how… and now Jess starts to sing her lines.)

"We are driving to the naval base right along with Captain Drake, ba-dee-da-do, dee-da-do, dee-da-de-da-do run along with Captain Drake, dee-da-do, dee-da-do, dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-do, up, down, up, down."

"So Jess why would you be the one driving this tank?"

"Drake now I understand why you were made into a clone in the Omega Land Wars…"

"For once I'd have to agree with Jess aside from her hitting me with paintballs or artillery shells."

"Don't worry Eagle I'm still going to hurt you even if you try to suck up to me, and your part is up next."

"Ooohh…bring me back to the naval base oh way oh."

"Why did you just tarnish the legend of the late Captain Jack?" As Drake asks his fellow Green Earth friends getting out of the tank that they used to get there.

"Hey blame it on the author he wanted to tribute Captain Jack but this was the only way that he could do so."

"(That was mostly an respectable thing to do honoring him but I still think he screwed up a little.)

"To each their own I say…stupid author trying to signify us with different font styles…I wanted an underline style."

End Ch. 6

Eagle: Screw you author!