"I'm not actually from this…multiverse, I guess." I said, eliciting a gasp from Trunks and a disbelieving glance from Supreme Kai.

"Oh yeah?" She yelled. "Prove it!" I simply smirked, accessing my useless DBZ trivia I had in my brain.

"You," I stated coldly, pointing at her, "are over 75,000,000 years old, and your real name is Chronoa." Her jaw quite literally dropped, and I chuckled. "Pick your jaw off the floor, please. It's not sanitary."

"Well, how do you know so much about me?" She asked, glaring into my soul.

"You see, in my multiverse, you are just a character in a manga called Dragon Ball, and its sequel, Dragon Ball Z, which follows the events of Goku's childhood all the way through the Majin Buu crisis. It was so successful, it spawned several movies, which are the alternate timelines, except two canon ones, and about a million video games." I explained, then paused for a breath. "The one that is happening right now is Dragon Ball Xenoverse."

I smirked slightly. "Now where is the fun in that, Chrooooooooooooonoa?" I teased. She attempted to slap me, but wasn't tall enough to hit me in the face. Suddenly, a whoosh interrupted us, and I sprinted out of the Time Nest, off to the shopping district. I quickly browsed their wares, and settled on a Gi, resembling Vegeta's Whis training Gi, without the mark, obviously. It was cyan, and had a darker blue undershirt, with cyan pants and black boots with dark purple highlights. I then decided to test the limits of my ability to copy moves, raising my index and middle finger to my forehead. I then traveled through space. To be honest, it was kind of Trippy, but there I was, in the Time Vault.

Trunks noted my entrance and sighed. "Is there anything you can't do?"

I thought about it for a couple seconds. "Well, I can't go Super Saiyan, and I don't know about anything I haven't tried yet."

Trunks shook his head and turned to the scroll. "Look at this."

~AGE 762~

A giant of a man with a tuft of red hair on his head struck a strange pose, and yelled "Recoome!"

A red-skinned alien with long white hair struck another pose, yelling "Jeice!"

A large, bald, blue-skinned person struck a pose with them, and called out "Burter!"

A green, four-eyed, bald midget struck a pose and jesus this is repetitive, but he yelled "Guldo!"

And then Vegeta was standing over a purple, horned alien's corpse. He took the scouter off, then struck another pose in front of the assembled gaggle of aliens. "GINYU!" He called. "AND TOGETHER WE ARE..."

They all switched poses, and called out together, "THE GINYU FORCE!" Goku was watching the whole thing, and seemed very confused. Suddenly, Guldo and Recoome rushed him, which he blocked, and then Jeice and Burter rushed him, which caused him to fling them all away with a kiai wave. Then Recoome landed a solid kick on him, knocking him into the air, where Ginyu was waiting. "CHANGE NOW!" He called, and then it went white for a few seconds.

When it came back, Goku was in Vegeta's body, and Ginyu was in Goku's. Goku clenched his new fists and took his stance as the Ginyu Force attacked...
~AGE 850~

"Oh great." I commented. "The Ginyu force are all as strong as Ginyu is in the usual timeline, 120,000."

Trunks nodded. "Can you handle it?" I nodded, and he handed me the scroll. I flashed them the peace sign as I left.
~AGE 762~

The introduction from earlier was repeated, only Ginyu was in his own body. I appeared behind Vegeta, Krillin, and Gohan. Vegeta barely spared me a glance, but Krillin and Gohan stared for a second as they recognized me. As Ginyu and his men discussed who would fight who, Vegeta was surrounded in a villainous aura. "Hey Getes!" I said, causing him to glare at me. "Can you handle Ginyu?" He scoffed, which I assumed means yes. "Alright good. I got the rest." He stared at me disbelievingly. "Time to try something new." I muttered, and then yelled at the top of my lungs "KAIOKEN TIMES THREE!"

Meanwhile, in the otherworld...
King Kai's antenna twitched. "Kaio-WHAT?!"
Back to Namek...

A flaming red aura erupted around me, and god it burned. But it was so worth it, as my power level was now 240,000, double the power of the Ginyu Goons. I rushed forward, and slammed into Recoome, sending him off into several mountains. Then I turned to Guldo and fired a quick Dodon Ray that turned him to ash. Not dealing with Telekinesis and Time Stop, thank you very much. Then I charged some energy, and turned to Burter and Jeice. "TRI-BEAM!" I yelled, throwing a large, diamond-shaped beam at them, sending them both flying, as Recoome arrived back. I threw my left knee up into his gut, and he doubled over, allowing me to throw a left hook into his head. He was out cold. Burter and Jeice were flying back, and I prepared to take them on, when suddenly... whoosh. Just as quickly as it had come, the Kaioken was gone, and oh god everything was pain. I had no stamina, and collapsed instantly. My body was tearing itself apart.

While I was having a near-death experience, the now significantly weakened Juice and Burter, power levels roughly 60,000, a little weaker than in the true timeline, came over to finish me off, until... WHAM! Goku had arrived on the planet, and he knocked Jiece and Burter away, before glancing at the battle between Vegeta and Ginyu, which was roughly even, a few yards away. He turned to me, and spoke. "I'd love to know how you did the Kaioken and such, but I'll have to ask you later. Thanks for protecting Gohan and Krillin for me." Then he rushed forward, and slammed Jeice and Burter's heads together to knock them out. He proceeded to rush towards Ginyu, but not before placing something in my hand. A senzu bean. Goku, you wonderful buffoon you. I thought, forcing it into my mouth. My power level shot from the 20,000 it was a second ago to 120,000. Saiyan cells are such BS. I decided, before going to check out the battle.

As I arrived, I saw Ginyu being overwhelmed by Goku and Vegeta, but then... "Change NOW!" He yelled, and it hit Goku, causing them to switch bodies. A villainous aura wrapped around him, and I could only think one thing... how did Ginyu's scouter swap bodies with him? Oh, you thought I'd be scared? Ha ha, his power level was 360,000, but he couldn't use it to the fullest, so it was more like 240,000, and I could beat that. Vegeta, however, seemed terrified, as his villainous aura left him. Goku was confused as to why he was in Ginyu's body, and mumbled something inaudible.

I grit my teeth and clenched my fists, yelling "KAIOKEN TIMES 3!" And the aura wrapped around me, spiking me to 360,000, and I punched Ginyu right in his smug face. He went flying, but caught himself in midair. He spun around in time to block my next punch, but my knee caught him in the stomach, and I dropped the Kaioken.
Suddenly, Ginyu sprung up, angled himself at me, and yelled "CHANGE NOW!" I let the Kaioken spring back to life, and threw Goku-Ginyu into the beam, and everyone was back in their own body. And then Vegeta put a beam through Ginyu's (probably) heart. Crisis over, finally. I then gave everyone a two-fingered wave, and was sucked back to the Time Nest.

~AGE 850~

I appeared back in the Time Nest greeted by smiling faces. Trunks clapped me on the back. "Good job!" He announced. "You fixed history... again."
Chronoa shook her head. "Unfortunately, while you were gone, another scroll had a time change." She pulled out a scroll wrapped in a villainous aura, and layed it on the table...

A/N: And that is chapter 5! Also, special shoutout to the guest HenTie (clever girl) for the review! Thanks fam! You should make an account, it's great! Anyway, k thx bai!