My HTTYD Random Talk Show
A/N:
(Smoke and lights everywhere along with dramatic background music.) Dun du dun du du du du du dun! Guess whose back! ME! And do you know what a shock it was to go to bed with 24 reviews and wake up to 30! :D
Disclaimer: DreamWorks is responsible if HTTYD2 sucks not me! Do you know why? Because THEY own it.
Blipity: once upon a time in a faraway land known to all as Gorconana a-
EmsTheInvincible: ugh… do you think you could stop that because you're kind of creeping me out…
Blipity: oh yeah sorry…
Ginger: (runs in with piles of paperwork) question, questions, questions! Questions are what I do!
Blipity: REVIEWS! (Jumps into Ginger's paperwork)
Ginger: oi get out!
EmsTheInvincible: so are we going to read these or watch you swim around in them all day…?
Blipity: bit early isn't it?
Ginger: what are you talking about?
Blipity: well normally at the start of this chapter we do something stupid, mess around a bit then start the questions.
EmsTheInvincible: we haven't got time for that have you seen how many-.
Ginger: no Ems if Blipity wants us to do something stupid I think we should.
EmsTheInvincible: (backs away)
Ginger: (rolls her eyes and turns around)
Bob: (randomly appears) what the-.
Ginger: oops wrong person sorry Bob get back to your Judo lessons.
(Bob disappears and is replaced by Steve the giant talking lizard)
Ginger: THIS FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH ALICE YOU *bleep* GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE! (Punches Steve.)
(Steve disappears)
Blipity: … Well Bob seems to be doing well…
EmsTheInvincible: yeah… I liked his moustache…
Ginger: right now that's out of the way let's answer some questions.
EmsTheInvincible: first ones from Deathwinged Angel and her review is AWESOME! Okay here's my question, Hiccup can you bust a sweet move with your fake foot? Oh and by the way...GINGER! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A EPIC NINJA FIGHT! Lets go you and me, backstage, right now! WITCH NINJA POWERS ACTAVATE! ... up for it?
Hiccup: (shrug) probably not.
Ginger: hmmm well I'm still waiting for Phoenix but she ain't due for a while I might as well get a warm up in so what the hell, let's go! (Runs of backstage where thumping noises can be heard.)
Blipity: … I think we should say the next-
EmsTheInvincible: already done my friend, next question from Gemralts and she says…I guess I shouldn't have included that fourth wall question. It is from a different fandom, and by mixing multiple fandoms together will destroy the- I'm doing it again, aren't I (Smiles and waves back)? Anyway, more questions! Hiccup: Are you sure you are not going to invade other lands to reap the benefits of controlling a large empire using dragons to make sure you will be no match to the inferior mortals? Next question for Hiccup: Are you sure you're sure?
Hiccup yep I'm pretty sure.
Blipity: wait hold it are you saying you're not even going to use them at war with other tribes.
Hiccup: well…
Blipity: KNEW IT!
Hiccup: shut up… :P
EmsTheInvincible: Question trios, that means three in French, from Phoenix and she's basically having convocation with Ginger. YES! Alright, epic ninja battle at midnight! but..umm...name the place cuz the only place im able to bring u is my dimension where a demon could attack you and rip ur throat out if ur not careful..sooo...yea...i mean if u wanna come u can but it would be easier in ur dimension where there are no demons hell-bent on destroying me *lites hand with fire* UR GOING DOWN GINGER! BRING IT! Always Freshy, Phoenix
Ginger: (returns from ninja battle)
Blipity: so who won?
Ginger: me!
Voice from backstage: no it was me!
Ginger: SHUT UP I WON!
EmsTheInvincible: (to Blipity) so… who do you think won?
Blipity: don't know it's just one of those mysteries that will never be solved… OI GINGER YOU GOT A MESSAGE FROM PHEONIX!
Ginger: (looks up at message) COOL! Midnight it is and the place… my dimension!
All: (gasp)
EmsTheInvincible: no not the world of the redheaded warriors from hell! (dun dun duuuuun!)
Blipity: Ginger no you'll just play unfair by getting your ninja army to attack her, you are a girl right Phoenix?
Ginger: I won't I've called them off it'll just be me and Phoenix!
EmsTheInvincible: let's take our minds of this with a question from PeaceLoveAndCheeseLOL, this fic sounds like something I'd write. Plus, Ginger is awesome. Is she like, really real, or is she one of your random characters? Question for Ginger: Did you know that Hi-yah is NOT the correct term. It is Keia (I think that's how you spell it.) But you can totally see how people got hi-yah from that. Question for Book Hiccup: I haven't read the entire series yet (Curse you, library!) and do you really get your foot taken off? Or was that the DreamWorks people messing up the series. Question for DreamWorks peoples: WHAT THE *bleep* ARE YOU THINKING, MAKING POOR HICCUP GO AROUND WITH ONLY ONE FOOT? YOU ARE BAD, YOU HEAR ME! BAAAAAAADDDDD! My Friend Sky: (Pulling me away from the computer which I am writing death threats to the Dreamworks peoples on.) Scream and run, peoples, scream and run! Update soon! Peace, love, and cheese, Me.
Blipity: nope Ginger was created when my imagination and my brain got a bit too drunk at a blood vessel party and behold a crazy ninja was born!
Ginger: I never knew it was spelt keia… (wonders off into happy place)
EmsTheInvincible: snap out of it you need to bring the book characters here!
Ginger: NINJA POWERS ACTIVATE KEIA!
(Red green and purple ninja vortex opens and HTTYD book characters fall out)
Book Hiccup: cool that time it didn't feel as if my skin was being ripped from my bones.
Ginger: I don't know it didn't have the same ring to it as the old version…
Blipity: question for you Hiccup.
Book Hiccup: (looks at question) no way I never lost my foot see! (Hops about trying to lift his foot up)
Blipity: so how did they come up with that idea?
Book Hiccup: (thinks for a minute) at the end of the first book my heel touched the Green Death's throat and the stomach acid made it sting bad but I didn't lose it.
EmsTheInvincible: wait you were in its mouth!
Blipity: come on Ems you've read the books!
EmsTheInvincible: … not for a while…
Ginger: yeah but she's right about DreamWorks and the foot thing…
Blipity: next review from Qille but it's not really a question so we'll move onto our next reviewer and come back to Qille in a bit. Next, next review has no name but it goes *looks around* Wjere did my net and knockout drops go? Oh well. I'm on team Camicazi. TEAM HICCAZI FOR THE WIIIIIN! I would send in a question, but I'm too far behind right now, so I'll just enjoy it! Wait a second, IS ALVIN THERE?
Blipity: (looks around) I hope not that guy freaks me out!
Ginger: how does he freak you out?
EmsTheInvincible: I know, we were on the bus reading one of the books can't remember which one and we saw a picture of Alvin with all his wooden body parts and it was a bit dark because it was early in the morning and Blipity kind of freaked.
Blipity: … these questions are from Qille so we'll fire through them all because there are a lot :D!
EmsTheInvincible: YEEAAAAAHHHH! I LOVE YOU GINGER! Okay, I've got a question for movie Snotlout: At the end if the movie, you can be seen wiping a tear from your eye. Are you really a secret crier?
Snotlout no way!
Ruffnut: awww snotty that's so cute!
Snotlout: IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT!
Tuffnut: awww well he is your cousin…
Snotlout: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FLIRT! (Turns to boom lady, the person who holds up the sound thing,) so where were we beautiful.
Blipity: Jenna feel free to slap him, Qille's next question is NOOO! Keep trying to kill Astrid! It's hilarious! Question 1: can I come on that show too? I'm dangerously unstable! *twitch* Question for the twins: who always wins in your little fights? DISCUSS WITH ACTIONS! Seriously, can I come on the show? Pretty please? I already missed the deadline for the review thing... =(
Blipity: hmmm don't know I'll discuss it with Ems.
Ruffnut: it's kind of obvious who wins!
Tuffnut: yeah!
Both: it's me!
Ruffnut: umm… Tuff I think your helmet's on a bit tight because it's totally me!
Tuffnut: no way troll breath it's me!
Ruffnut: you wish jellyfish!
Tuffnut: what was that dorkazoid?
Ruffnut: I said shut the *bleep* up before I clonk you over that fat noggin of yours!
Tuffnut: bring it on!
Ruffnut: (punches Tuff) I always win first!
Tuffnut: I was born first!
Ruffnut: yeah by like 3 seconds!
(Fighting fades to background)
Ginger: Qille's last question is Omg lucky! I wanna be friends with Cressida Cowell! XD Question time! This one is for Alvin the Treacherous: Okay, before I ask the question, I gotta say, my sister loved your nose and your helmet. She was so upset when you lost your nose. Onto the questions: I noticed that your arm attachment features a harpoon launcher. Are you ever going to use it? Because if you don't I can always make you use it in a fanfic. Another question for Alvin! How did you manage to find a Vorpent, let alone trap it in Hiccup's book? Weren't you afraid it would sting you, or did you just think you could use your charismatic charm to get the potato from the Nutjobs and risk being fed to the Doomfang? Answer! Oh, and Ginger, do me a favor: please go totally ninja on Alvin and beat up whatever is left of him
Book Hiccup: sorry Qille but there is no way Blipity would be stupid enough to-.
Blipity: Ginger bring Alvin here!
Book Hiccup: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Ginger: NINJA POWERS ACTIVATE HIYAH!
Blipity: I thought it was keia?
Ginger: yeah but hiyah is more of my trademark thing…
(Alvin falls out ninja vortex)
Alvin: wha- where am I?
Blipity: look at the question above and answer in fact I'm just going to call it L&A a bit like R&R which please can you guys do!
Alvin (looks up) Thank you I was quite attached to that nose as well.
Book Hiccup: (mutters) yeah you seem very attached to it now don't you?
Alvin: (glares) And I caught the vorpent using a very cunning method you see I had in my possession the only other potato brought back by the Nutjob tribe, I simply picked up the vorpent allowing myself to be stung and placed it in the book, then I ate the potato and was cured! Quite simple really!
Camicazi: yeah simple for a guy who can't even hang onto a few body parts…
Blipity: oooooooh burn! *hi fives Camicazi*
Alvin: YOU LITTLE-!
Ginger: NINJA POWERS ACTIVATE HIYAH!
(Alvin gets sucked back into vortex)
Blipity: wait you were meant to beat him up.
Ginger: hopefully one of the reviewers will ask him to appear again then I can have a go at him.
EmsTheInvincible: thanks Qille and all you other wonderful reviewers
Ginger: oi you lot out there! If this helps you to review then I'm just going to say you lot are keeping me alive with these reviews, no reviews no story, no story no me! After all I'm just a figment of Blipity's overactive imagination! Keep reviewing!
Blipity: bye guys please R&R!
Just so you guys know I've put The Return Of Ze Great Camicazi on hold for a bit. Now I'm sorry if you were hoping for an update but-. WHO'S BOOING BACK THERE! Anyway sorry but it's only gonna be on hold for like a week but if you guys have any ideas for it then just PM me or comment on that story and if I like it I might use it! :D
Please R&R! :D